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The "Missing Posters" Appreciation Thread


dubai_phil

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There used to be so many more women on the forum. Slipped Halo, yeahbaby, Jillsaint and so on. All of them gone now. Shame as I used to like imagining them naked and touching myself. All we have now is Saint Boggy.

 

Hang on, I just need to touch myself.

 

What happened to Jillsaint? She hasn't posted on here for yonks.

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I think you need to venture in to town to get a second chip for your other shoulder to balance you out a bit.

 

Get over it, you broke a rule and got infracted. Tens of people do each day, but as usual the emptiest vessels make the most noise, whilst those who understand stay quiet and get one with it.

 

 

Will you be infracting yourself for that veiled insult or are you above the law?

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"Kiddies Corner", I believe.

 

There was a legendary character called 'Dean the Bean' who joined and posted in there, and got the absolute **** taken out of him. Then his mother actually contacted Keith and said he was autistic, which took the shine off the character a bit.

 

Then his sister joined and the 'lulz' continued.

 

It's hard to keep up with all of the posters name changes with every site we move from.

 

If I'm correct, the ones who I looked out for posts/threads are/were...

 

Ascoli = Deepest Darkest Dorset

 

Ferndown Saint = Bungle

 

Beckenham Saint = Rattlehead

 

Fortunately Mao Cap has kept his name the same through every change. God knows where I would be without his nuggets of wisdom.

 

Best ever thread was 'Mark Loves Amy'. I remember all of us asking it to be moved to the 'Golden Posts' section, but it never did, and alas, lost from the interwebs forever.

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I also remember hating Evil Monkey because he spammed absolute drivel on every thread back in the days of Banter Central.

 

Now he's actually one of the few posters who makes me generally laugh! I feel it's because the quality of posts have gone down though.

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I also remember hating Evil Monkey because he spammed absolute drivel on every thread back in the days of Banter Central.

 

Now he's actually one of the few posters who makes me generally laugh! I feel it's because the quality of posts have gone down though.

 

Your memories of me give me hurty feelings.

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I missed myself so much I came back... also someone needed to bate Alpine a bit more as he was becomming so tame now that we have decent owners and the only way is up... thing is after all the heated exchange over spring, when we finally got decent owners and we only had footie to talk about it kinda went flat a bit and teh summer hols and the kids dont always help... but hey we can now all post jolly things in the knowledge that we are winners again... ;-)

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Blimey, I had you in my head as a young teenager Nick!

 

I can confirm that Nickh is a year and a month younger than me. Bryan Adams wrote a song about him - 18 til I die.

 

Hmm Sidmouth...Early Nov..... airmiles....

 

Last time I was there some swine from Ottery ruined our club tour weekend by bowling me first ball with a worm sh*gger that pitched half way & would have gone under the blade of a snowplough let alone a hungover cricket bat.

 

On topic, when did Art get all freaky? I remembered him as a wise old sage and suddenly it was all horoscopes and stuff - reckon he's been reading too much Paul McKenna, Mystic Meg and Dan Brown and stuff.

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Forgot about Linvoy's Afro! Going back to the days of Saints Forever, who remembers people like Saint Cookie, Starfish, Red and White Panda, Shrek, Saint Tanya, Goldilocks etc etc. None of them to be seen again!

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And there was me thinking it was dusty bin....bugger

 

That would have been a good clue until recently, but Weston's right - my real name is Quad Wrangle, the talented axe murderer and stamp collector. I don't know how he put two and two together.

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That would have been a good clue until recently, but Weston's right - my real name is Quad Wrangle, the talented axe murderer and stamp collector. I don't know how he put two and two together.
It was your cutting edge verbals as you stamped your authority on this forum that did it.
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For a weekend of gay porn? ;) I tried to reply on the "Infraction" thread, butwas too late.
Not my cup of tea ...unless you are talking female gay stuff......not east european shotputters though. At your age Im not surprised you were too slow Lets B
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Forgot about Linvoy's Afro! Going back to the days of Saints Forever, who remembers people like Saint Cookie, Starfish, Red and White Panda, Shrek, Saint Tanya, Goldilocks etc etc. None of them to be seen again!

 

Yep

 

and cabbage face

 

I miss my old sparring partner, saint kip

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Bournemouth Saint, came over to Dubai we all went off to meet him and

 

He got distracted and went to some club full of Hosties

 

Did he become an Original?

 

I was supposed to be doing a "job" in Fujairah soon but the requirement has gone. Was planning on visiting Dubai. Would you show me these clubs? Lol

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I was supposed to be doing a "job" in Fujairah soon but the requirement has gone. Was planning on visiting Dubai. Would you show me these clubs? Lol

 

Unfortunately, when you live in a foreign country, you have to adapt and understand some of the key cultural issues and customs. The Gulf states are renowned for their hospitality.

 

So, as posted many times before, if we know forum regulars are coming

 

 

Eric makes sure their plane gets diverted to Karachi...

 

 

But seriously, we would find it offensive and in fact extremely non PC if you didn't contact us and let us know you were in town so we could do the tour thingy

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Yep

 

and cabbage face

 

I miss my old sparring partner, saint kip

 

Ah, saint kip, posted some real rubbish on here when he'd had a few too many but could be quite amusing. Whatever did happen to him ? I think someone might have told me before but if so sorry my memory is failing in my old age :(

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Unfortunately, when you live in a foreign country, you have to adapt and understand some of the key cultural issues and customs. The Gulf states are renowned for their hospitality.

 

So, as posted many times before, if we know forum regulars are coming

 

 

Eric makes sure their plane gets diverted to Karachi...

 

 

But seriously, we would find it offensive and in fact extremely non PC if you didn't contact us and let us know you were in town so we could do the tour thingy

 

 

The same hospitality will be the order of the day here in the West Country.:)

Especially, when nickh, arrives in Sidmouth early November for his big... 50...:cool:

I am sure we can get all the food and champagne onto his tab at the Hotel.

 

Date to be confirmed;)

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Is the old Saintslist, yahoogroup still going; Herbie's posts on there were always a good read ?

 

Also Dubai Phil; coming over to visit family at Christmas; where do saints drink in Dubai ?

 

Anywhere you take me & Eric...;)

 

We're about all that's left here these days, Goodfellas down in Bur Dubai is where we used to find a few to watch the games, but with not being televised these days...

In the PL days found about 6 in Harvesters at the Crowne Plaza all watching us beat the Spuds 4-1 Thought there were about 10 of us there but some turned out to be Gooners.

 

Usual rules, PM either of us with the details, we'll give you the list of top spots and see if we are allowed out :)

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Thanks DP; will definately take you up on that offer; I'll need something to counteract my Dubai based brother in law who gives it large as a plastic Manc U supporter. (He's comes from Sunbury on Thames !!)

 

I'll PM nearer the time; fly out 19th Dec, I think.

 

Better pay your subs first.

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