Credit crunch

[Scudamore]

I blame it for everything...

 

But is this the lamest excuse yet?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2777163/Credit-crisis-blamed-for-rising-number-of-adulterous-wives.html

[scott_saints]

Is it like monster munch?? 'cause I like that.

[Essruu]

Slut Bunch more like.

[Penfold]

I had a crunchie today

[Hatch]

Credit ****s

[Essruu]

How is Mrs Hatch?

[Scudamore]

I had a crunchie today

 

I said crunch...

 

[scott_saints]

The white chocolate crunch is exactly what heaven is like. FACT.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

These fat @rsed lazy money grabbing feltchers are sat at home waiting for their hardworking hubbys to come home with their days salary in their hands to feed them yet more jimmy choo shoes and give them pocket money for 'ladies wot lunch' they are kicking the hubbys square in the nuts even more so as they are now all cheating too!

 

Women - give em an inch, they take a mile!

[CabbageFace]

I occur.

[Scudamore]

These fat @rsed lazy money grabbing feltchers are sat at home waiting for their hardworking hubbys to come home with their days salary in their hands to feed them yet more jimmy choo shoes and give them pocket money for 'ladies wot lunch' they are kicking the hubbys square in the nuts even more so as they are now all cheating too!

 

Women - give em an inch, they take a mile!

 

If you're only giving them an inch you should expect to be cheated on...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

If you're only giving them an inch you should expect to be cheated on...

 

I was waiting for the gibbon that picked up on that.

 

Step up Scudamore to collect your bananna...

[Scudamore]

I was waiting for the gibbon that picked up on that.

 

Step up Scudamore to collect your bananna...

 

Well it would have been easier not to write it...but there you go...

 

I'm very sorry for your loss (of inches)

 

Oh and it's banana...

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Filth !