Dog Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Are they all cured now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 I didn't know Santa was a spastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 "Political correctness gone madddd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 "Political correctness gone madddd" Not really, the term was too generic and didn't properly describe the condition the charity supported, which is cerebral palsy. Strangely, the term 'Spastic' was dropped after a Blue Peter programme which somehow encouraged young people to use the name in a derogatory way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 White dog sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 White dog sh*t. Premiership football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Boyzone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 White dog sh*t. Great band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Not really, the term was too generic and didn't properly describe the condition the charity supported, which is cerebral palsy. Strangely, the term 'Spastic' was dropped after a Blue Peter programme which somehow encouraged young people to use the name in a derogatory way. I know, hence the " ". The 'Spastics Society' was renamed to 'Scope' because it became an insult. Hadn't heard about the Blue Peter thing though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Not really, the term was too generic and didn't properly describe the condition the charity supported, which is cerebral palsy. Strangely, the term 'Spastic' was dropped after a Blue Peter programme which somehow encouraged young people to use the name in a derogatory way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 This is something you'll see alot of once Google Wave is opened up to the public... I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 This is something you'll see alot of once Google Wave is opened up to the public... I lol'd ****ing lost me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Me running down the street naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 ****ing lost me... + 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 I stupidly didn't read the thread before posting. I'm so embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 legendary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Mountain Dew - That stuff was amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 legendary Put that scousers Beach Ball in the driving area and you've got a whistle ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 I know, hence the " ". The 'Spastics Society' was renamed to 'Scope' because it became an insult. Hadn't heard about the Blue Peter thing though? [sad]Actually, it was named Scope in 1952 and then became the Spastics Society in the 60s.[/sad] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Cars with felt roofs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 (edited) Well not inside FP these days ps this photo only stays up for 1 hour, any longer and it will infect the site. Now duly edited Edited 21 October, 2009 by RonManager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 [sad]Actually, it was named Scope in 1952 and then became the Spastics Society in the 60s.[/sad] Haha I stand corrected then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaramanga Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 (edited) K P crisps Smiths crisps spangles pacers chocolate ciggies routemaster buses doughnut man (like the ice cream man-but with doughnuts!!!) Edited 20 October, 2009 by scaramanga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigersaint Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Lincoln Creams (the best biscuit ever). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Lincoln Creams (the best biscuit ever). Royal Scots (burnt edges) mmmmmmmmmmm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 K P crisps Smiths crisps spangles pacers chocolate ciggies routemaster buses doughnut man (like the ice cream man-but with doughnuts!!!) Had some of them not too long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Premiership football No, this still happens. You can see it most weekends, live or on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Threads like this. Oh no, wait a minute, we see them all the ****ing time, with exactly the same things mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Threads like this. Oh no, wait a minute, we see them all the ****ing time, with exactly the same things mentioned. Oh come on Ponty, you must miss something. Don't you miss not being a grumpy bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 My wifes tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Had some of them not too long ago SLAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 SLAP Did you just knock off my pink earmuffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Quite alot if you've recenty gone blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Did you just knock off my pink earmuffs? You'll thank me when you are a grown up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Margarine... apart from Stork, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Margarine... apart from Stork, that is. Which isn't Margarine either. Margarine is a brand name based on a spread containing 90% fat. It's now defunct, although the name still gets used colloquially abeit incorrectly (much like Hoover, Jacuzzi, Nylon, etc.). Stork make spreads. *I think I've just St Landrewed St Landrew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Which isn't Margarine either. Margarine is a brand name based on a spread containing 90% fat. It's now defunct, although the name still gets used colloquially abeit incorrectly (much like Hoover, Jacuzzi, Nylon, etc.). Stork make spreads. *I think I've just St Landrewed St Landrew. I didn't know one could be St Landrewed..? I thought, for a moment, someone was going to suggest that there is plenty of margarine on the shelves. At least I was right about something then. Stork used to be labelled as margarine though, matey. When it was still cool to be called margarine. Now everything has to be called, I Can't Believe it's not [insert supposedly bad for your health product]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Which isn't Margarine either. Margarine is a brand name based on a spread containing 90% fat. It's now defunct, although the name still gets used colloquially abeit incorrectly (much like Hoover, Jacuzzi, Nylon, etc.). Stork make spreads. *I think I've just St Landrewed St Landrew. Our survey says...X Margarine got its name from a compound called margaric acid which itself was a combination of stearic acid and palmitic acid. It was developed in the 19th century as a result of a competition by Napoleon to invent a butter-substitute for the hoi-palloi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Thought it was actually required as a longer lasting butter substitute so his troops could career around europe for longer. I can't be bothered to look up hoi polloi, but I think this means 'general public' or 'riff raff'. Threads such as these should ban any internet looking up in order that people can demonstrate their powers of recall of half-facts, misinformation and incorrect context - just like the old days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Also, it's a legal requirement that spangles and white dog poo are mentioned. Then someone talks about all threads referring to Adolf Hitler within the first page. Then someone archly disparages such oft witnessed discussion. Then someone mentions that there is a 50% chance that 2 people will share a birthday in a room of 13. Then the thread ends and another identical one starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Maddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 October, 2009 I was driving to work this morning, and at a set of traffic lights I glanced over and made eye contact with this bird, she looked a right dirty slag, infact she looked like Jade Goody but with hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Rumbelows Woolworths Bejam Our Price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Mountain Dew - That stuff was amazing It was banned for having too much sugar and caffeine I think?? They still do it America and I make sure I get a bottle or two while I'm out there - you're right, it's so good!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Rumbelows Woolworths Bejam Our Price I'll add Courts to that list, & Beaties (model shop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 21 October, 2009 Share Posted 21 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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