hamster Posted 18 October, 2009 Share Posted 18 October, 2009 Well, back in the days of when I delved into playing a bit of golf, someone had a go at stealing my clubs from the back of my car. I was round the front of the car with the hatch open, and as they walked up, I walked around and reached for the 3-Wood. 1. Because I was pretty accurate with a 3-Wood. 2. Because my Driver was in excellent nick, because I used it less. 3. I actually thought I'd injure the bloke too much if I hit him with an iron. He ran off. Of course, you could use a Louisville Slugger..! HTH. tee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 October, 2009 Share Posted 18 October, 2009 OK, I've only just skipped down the thread, reading the odd one here and there, but don't any of you cook..? You seem to pay £6 for a sandwich, or someone else buys curry. How about learning to make these things yourself..? Once you've mastered it, it generally tastes a lot better than bought ready-made. Jillyanne - I know how you feel. Thankfully, I did remember to take the loin roast, I got from the Romsey farmer's market the other month, out of the freezer. Looking forward to that. I love a bit of cooking now and again. Normally get in late mind so don't normally do anything massively adventurous. I am trying to self teach myself mind. Never tried cooking a curry, much prefer the tastes etc that you get from decent restaurant take aways. Don't often eat sarnies any more, especially the crap you get from tesco etc. You can't beat a decent home prepared and cooked meal though, especially of you manage to stay hungry till after it's cooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 Whilst you were down the arrow getting a few in.Did you not win in the meat draw. I did not go to The Arrow, I have been there twice in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 I did not go to The Arrow, I have been there twice in my life. Do they sell Crystal ? :partyman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 Do they sell Crystal ? :partyman: I don't think they even use Crystal glasses and no, they do not sell CRISTAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 "Another CRISTAL Jill?" said the landlord. "Yes please landlord." said Jill. "Give her bloody Babycham, but charge her Cristal prices, she wont know the difference." landlord. "This is jolly nice". Jill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 I don't think they even use Crystal glasses and no, they do not sell CRISTAL. I think he meant the 'meth' type Jilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 19 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 19 October, 2009 I have just had Cheesey chips and Garlic bread. Rice Pudd to finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 Steamed veg in garlic butter, jacket spuds and chicken breast with lemon and honey Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 Tonight was Chicken Balls, Chicken Chow Mien, Satay Pork, Special Chow Mein, Plawn Clackers and Boiled Rice. Before anyone acccuses me of being lazy, I cooked the rice myself, even adding a bay leaf to flex my culinary muscle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 Tonight was Chicken Balls, Chicken Chow Mien, Satay Pork, Special Chow Mein, Plawn Clackers and Boiled Rice. Before anyone acccuses me of being lazy, I cooked the rice myself, even adding a bay leaf to flex my culinary muscle. Awesome, i am immediately hungry again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 19 October, 2009 Share Posted 19 October, 2009 Awesome, i am immediately hungry again Just chucked the leftovers in the bin, sorry. I actually wanted a curry but was ouvoted! Strange that, as it was my turn to pay. Next time i am going to vote for pizza. Last time I had a pizza the bloke asked if i wanted it cut into 4 or 8 pieces..... I could actaully eat pizza until it came out of my ears, such is my ravenous love of cheesey, tomatoey flat breaded food stuffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 October, 2009 Share Posted 20 October, 2009 Just chucked the leftovers in the bin, sorry. I actually wanted a curry but was ouvoted! Strange that, as it was my turn to pay. Next time i am going to vote for pizza. Last time I had a pizza the bloke asked if i wanted it cut into 4 or 8 pieces..... I could actaully eat pizza until it came out of my ears, such is my ravenous love of cheesey, tomatoey flat breaded food stuffs. That is a fair question, unless you answered the imortal line, 4 please, 8 would be too much for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 25 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 October, 2009 I had cabbage with my Roast dinner,i think something has crawled up my bottom and died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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