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Well, back in the days of when I delved into playing a bit of golf, someone had a go at stealing my clubs from the back of my car. I was round the front of the car with the hatch open, and as they walked up, I walked around and reached for the 3-Wood.

 

1. Because I was pretty accurate with a 3-Wood.

2. Because my Driver was in excellent nick, because I used it less.

3. I actually thought I'd injure the bloke too much if I hit him with an iron.

 

He ran off.

 

Of course, you could use a Louisville Slugger..!

 

HTH.

 

tee hee :D

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OK, I've only just skipped down the thread, reading the odd one here and there, but don't any of you cook..? You seem to pay £6 for a sandwich, or someone else buys curry. How about learning to make these things yourself..? Once you've mastered it, it generally tastes a lot better than bought ready-made.

 

Jillyanne - I know how you feel. Thankfully, I did remember to take the loin roast, I got from the Romsey farmer's market the other month, out of the freezer. Looking forward to that.

 

I love a bit of cooking now and again. Normally get in late mind so don't normally do anything massively adventurous. I am trying to self teach myself mind.

 

Never tried cooking a curry, much prefer the tastes etc that you get from decent restaurant take aways.

 

Don't often eat sarnies any more, especially the crap you get from tesco etc.

 

You can't beat a decent home prepared and cooked meal though, especially of you manage to stay hungry till after it's cooked.

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"Another CRISTAL Jill?" said the landlord.

"Yes please landlord." said Jill.

"Give her bloody Babycham, but charge her Cristal prices, she wont know the difference." landlord.

"This is jolly nice". Jill

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Tonight was Chicken Balls, Chicken Chow Mien, Satay Pork, Special Chow Mein, Plawn Clackers and Boiled Rice.

 

Before anyone acccuses me of being lazy, I cooked the rice myself, even adding a bay leaf to flex my culinary muscle.

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Tonight was Chicken Balls, Chicken Chow Mien, Satay Pork, Special Chow Mein, Plawn Clackers and Boiled Rice.

 

Before anyone acccuses me of being lazy, I cooked the rice myself, even adding a bay leaf to flex my culinary muscle.

 

Awesome, i am immediately hungry again

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Awesome, i am immediately hungry again

 

Just chucked the leftovers in the bin, sorry. I actually wanted a curry but was ouvoted! Strange that, as it was my turn to pay. Next time i am going to vote for pizza.

 

Last time I had a pizza the bloke asked if i wanted it cut into 4 or 8 pieces.....

 

I could actaully eat pizza until it came out of my ears, such is my ravenous love of cheesey, tomatoey flat breaded food stuffs.

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Just chucked the leftovers in the bin, sorry. I actually wanted a curry but was ouvoted! Strange that, as it was my turn to pay. Next time i am going to vote for pizza.

 

Last time I had a pizza the bloke asked if i wanted it cut into 4 or 8 pieces.....

 

I could actaully eat pizza until it came out of my ears, such is my ravenous love of cheesey, tomatoey flat breaded food stuffs.

 

That is a fair question, unless you answered the imortal line, 4 please, 8 would be too much for me :rolleyes:

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