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My wife thinks he should not be able to play until after the 9pm watershed

 

That's why women shouldn't get involved. It's a man's game.

Posted

Bet he has a few interesting chants sung about him.

 

"Sh*tov, sh*tov

Sh*tov the b***ards below"

 

etc.

 

Actually, he is a 22 year old RB, so maybe CDAJFU.

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The mention of this blokes name prompted a flurry of texts where me and a few mates tried to come up with a team of unfortunately named players.

 

Here's how far we got:

 

****ov;

Danny ****tu;

Stefan ****z (as immortalised by Motty; "And the Germans have equalised....****z.");

Dean Windass;

Oscar Arse; and

I'm sure there was Brazillian called F u c k?

 

Anyway, we stopped there 'cos we got back to watching the footy....

Posted
The mention of this blokes name prompted a flurry of texts where me and a few mates tried to come up with a team of unfortunately named players.

 

Here's how far we got:

 

****ov;

Danny ****tu;

Stefan ****z (as immortalised by Motty; "And the Germans have equalised....****z.");

Dean Windass;

Oscar Arse; and

I'm sure there was Brazillian called F u c k?

 

Anyway, we stopped there 'cos we got back to watching the footy....

 

You've forgotten Pull Dickov

Posted

Of course there's Keith Curle. When I had to excuse myself from whatever company I was with to go and drop the kids off at the pool, "Just going for a Keith" was euphemism much used.

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Of course there's Keith Curle. When I had to excuse myself from whatever company I was with to go and drop the kids off at the pool, "Just going for a Keith" was euphemism much used.

Just going for a Rory (Delap)

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