benjii Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I feel like ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Did you got to Southend away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Most of the people I know now have the flu or bad colds. I'm getting over it. I'm the carrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 my niece my boss 5 people where my wife works benjii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I am ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 12 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Did you got to Southend away? No, but I started to come down with this on Friday afternoon. Saturday was awful (bad ear aches, really sore throat). Yesterday was better. Today the ear is nearly back to normal but the sore throat continues and I have symptoms more akin to a bad cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I feel fine. The bloke outside my office on Oxford Street, with a bendy bus on his head doesn't look to clever though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I feel fine. The bloke outside my office on Oxford Street, with a bendy bus on his head doesn't look to clever though. Im up your way tomorrow Hatch, Baker Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 im not ill, but i have a bad knee, have i mentioned that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Im up your way tomorrow Hatch, Baker Street. I can't be the only person that got the saxophone solo from Gerry Rafferty's song appear in my head on reading that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 im not ill, but i have a bad knee, have i mentioned that? How did you do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 How did you do that? He pressed the letters on his keyboard and then moved his mouse cursor and clicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 12 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 October, 2009 So let that be a lesson to anyone who thinks it's a good idea to operate a computer with their knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I see the comedians are out today....... Benji- Man up, its a cold, get up, get moving and STFU P.I.N- Who are you and how do you know what car i have? Weirdo. DSM- Love you.xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Steven Gately doesnt look well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Steven Gately doesnt look well I bet his bf as never seen a stiffy like that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 My wife tells me I`m sick ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Coughing non stop, and a ridiculous temperature. I think this is the end for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I was called sick yesterday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I've been ill for four weeks. My daughter has swine flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Surely no-one should be at work on Columbus Day anyway?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 Surely no-one should be at work on Columbus Day anyway?? Aint dat the truth. Go Steelers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I was called sick yesterday morning. You've been sick for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 my youngest was sent home from school today. he had a fairly high temperature and was really lethargic...... however , after a quart of Calpol he really perked up......sadly, after 4 hours his fever was back again and he fell asleep at 6pm. ...poor little soul ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 12 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 October, 2009 You will all be pleased to hear that I am still quite ropey and so have decided to take tomorrow off work as well so you will have the pleasure of my company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 my youngest was sent home from school today. he had a fairly high temperature and was really lethargic...... however , after a quart of Calpol he really perked up......sadly, after 4 hours his fever was back again and he fell asleep at 6pm. ...poor little soul ... You gave him 2 pints or so of Calpol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 (edited) You gave him 2 pints or so of Calpol? yeh........problem with that??? :cool: for those readers who, like Pancake, seem to have lost or never had a SOH, this was a joke.....of course i didn't give him a quart of Calpol.......that would've cost a bloody fortune!!! ; ) Edited 12 October, 2009 by saint boggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samski saint Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I had a big tea and now im stuffed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 yeh........problem with that??? :cool: for those readers who, like Pancake, seem to have lost or never had a SOH, this was a joke.....of course i didn't give him a quart of Calpol.......that would've cost a bloody fortune!!! ; ) I'm liking your style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 12 October, 2009 Share Posted 12 October, 2009 I was feeling fine till the missus had me watching an hour of cyst squeezing. So many vids out there. http://video.aol.fr/video-detail/omfg-its-gotta-be-the-biggest-zit-in-the-world/341574688 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 Blanche (Maggie Jones) from Corrie is ill, hope she fights it, don't think I could stand seeing Deidre Barlow crying yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 i phoned in sick this morning, my boss asked me "How sick are you"... i told him i was in bed with my sister has Delgado signed for us yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 I see the comedians are out today....... Benji- Man up, its a cold, get up, get moving and STFU P.I.N- Who are you and how do you know what car i have? Weirdo. DSM- Love you.xx I know what car everyone has, Scott_Saints has a phat gold saxo like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 Called in sick today! Annoyingly, I'm in my first 6 months of this job so no sick pay for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 October, 2009 Called in sick today! Annoyingly, I'm in my first 6 months of this job so no sick pay for me! Yes, I imagine that is quite annoying. As an interesting aside... did you all know that if you get ill whilst you are off work on holiday then this can be regarded as sickness absence and your holiday entitlement should not be dimished? In other words you can call in sick whilst on holiday. 'Tis the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 'Sick days' have been replaced by 'working from home days' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 I have only ever had 2 days off work sick in my entire life. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 October, 2009 I have only ever had 2 days off work sick in my entire life. FACT. How utterly irresponsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 I have only ever had 2 days off work sick in my entire life. FACT. ... and worked 3 days in total?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 ... and worked 3 days in total?? About that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 About that. give or take a day or 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 Yes, I imagine that is quite annoying. As an interesting aside... did you all know that if you get ill whilst you are off work on holiday then this can be regarded as sickness absence and your holiday entitlement should not be dimished? In other words you can call in sick whilst on holiday. 'Tis the law. Would sunburn count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 (edited) Would sunburn count? Self inflicted injury. A mate of mine who was in the merchant navy decided to have a naked sunbathe on the top deck of a ship he was on as it was going down the Suez Canal; nice and quiet, noone about, thought he'd have a go at an all over. So he strips off, plonks himself in a chair, puts his feet up on the railing and then falls asleep. Wakes up a couple of hours later with a sunburnt **** and also the soles of his feet. He told me his feet were far more painful than his nadger and because he couldn't walk, he couldn't work. So, no pay AND disciplined. PS, this was a story told to me by a mate in a pub, I cannot vouch for its veracity; it may be complete bull****. Edited 13 October, 2009 by Redbul Afterthought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 On the other hand, what really gets my goat are those people who drag themselves into work no matter how bad they are, considering themselves to be some kind of hero/heroine, and consequently give what they've got to everybody else!!! :-x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 On the other hand, what really gets my goat are those people who drag themselves into work no matter how bad they are, considering themselves to be some kind of hero/heroine, and consequently give what they've got to everybody else!!! :-x plus wun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 October, 2009 Would sunburn count? Good question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 13 October, 2009 On the other hand, what really gets my goat are those people who drag themselves into work no matter how bad they are, considering themselves to be some kind of hero/heroine, and consequently give what they've got to everybody else!!! :-x Indeed. This is why I have not gone to work this week. I could haul myself in, breaking out in the sweats, dribbling from my nostrils and red in the face. I could then sit there for 8 or 9 hours and probably manage the equivalent of about 3 hours' slightly sub-standard work. I could repeat this all week until everyone in my vicinity has been exposed to my putrid filth and those with families/children can export it back to their houses, and so it goes on... OR I could realise that people do get ill from time to time and that when you work with mature adults they will understand that in those situations it is better for everyone if you take some time to chill-out and recover before you come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 I never believe it when anyone phones in sick. I always think they're malingering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 I never believe it when anyone phones in sick. I always think they're malingering. What about when you feel ill - do you doubt yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 October, 2009 Share Posted 13 October, 2009 Had a bit of a runny nose today but I soldiered on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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