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Have a look at the chavtastic customised Bentley (with pink hood and special seats with an undying message of lurve embriodered into the cowhide) which this fairly talented but grossly overpaid Man City player has bought his latest 23 yr old squeeze for her birthday.

 

Another case of ...'What do you think you would have been Stephen if you had not been a successful footballer? ...... 'A virgin'!!

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She must be thinking to herself

' I spent all that time and effort trying to bag myself a Premiership footballer , and I end up with one that is completely loopy and I have to pretend I like all this stuff when really all my friends and family are laughing at me'

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Money can't buy taste.

 

The thousands of pounds that he earns every week are well and truly wasted on him, that car is f'in horrendous.

 

Given his previous with the chavtastic Range Rover and his Halfords job on an Audi R8, he should be locked up for crimes against motoring.

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