Jump to content

my stag do


saintkiptanui
 Share

Recommended Posts

Fookin hate Copenhagen.

 

Caught a bloke walking out of the hotel I was in with my laptop he had just smashed my hotel room door to nick.

 

Then some while he was being nicked, some **** came up behind me with a knife, slashed the strap on my Cannon camera and ran off with it in front of the cops.

 

bstds

 

I like Copenhagen, just a tad expensive.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Im sure i have heard this story from about 25 different people.

 

blast

 

I'd been looking for months toi get my Danishism out in the open, we'd had a thread with people being swissist and thought it was time...

 

Interesting concpet though, as the bloke concerned who tells the story was the stag, and explained in a lot of detail what happened to the extremely ex best man after he had been taken to court and made bankrupt for all the damages......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

blast

 

I'd been looking for months toi get my Danishism out in the open, we'd had a thread with people being swissist and thought it was time...

 

Interesting concpet though, as the bloke concerned who tells the story was the stag, and explained in a lot of detail what happened to the extremely ex best man after he had been taken to court and made bankrupt for all the damages......

 

We its amazing he was that wasted he got chucked on train to a random country but yet can still remember enough to take him to court.....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I agree with Scudamore about people doing really bad things to the groom, surely the point is for the loads of friends to have a good laugh before it becomes difficult to all get together again, cucumber up bum is rediculous as is the train to milan, if I have to do whta hatch had to do although most embarrrassing I will be delighted to get away with just that and make it home safely next friday.

 

If i'm not online by next saturday please call an ambulance.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I

If i'm not online by next saturday please call an ambulance.

scott_saints: *Rings the ambulance*.....

Ambulance: Hello

scott_saints: Saintkiptanui needs an ambulance

Ambulance: Ok, why does he need an ambulance and where is he?

scott_saints: I don't know why he needs an ambulance but he's missing

Ambulance: And where is he?

scott_saints: Dunno. Not on t'interweb though

Ambulance: Ermmm ok

scott_saints: Hurry up.... he might have a cucumber up his bum ffs!!!

Ambulance: Weirdo. Bye.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

scott_saints: *Rings the ambulance*.....

Ambulance: Hello

scott_saints: Saintkiptanui needs an ambulance

Ambulance: Ok, why does he need an ambulance and where is he?

scott_saints: I don't know why he needs an ambulance but he's missing

Ambulance: And where is he?

scott_saints: Dunno. Not on t'interweb though

Ambulance: Ermmm ok

scott_saints: Hurry up.... he might have a cucumber up his bum ffs!!!

Ambulance: Weirdo. Bye.

 

Much more likely scenario is you knocking on the doors of St Ives trying to find him...in order to eat that cucumber non?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

scott_saints: *Rings the ambulance*.....

Ambulance: Hello

scott_saints: Saintkiptanui needs an ambulance

Ambulance: Ok, why does he need an ambulance and where is he?

scott_saints: I don't know why he needs an ambulance but he's missing

Ambulance: And where is he?

scott_saints: Dunno. Not on t'interweb though

Ambulance: Ermmm ok

scott_saints: Hurry up.... he might have a cucumber up his bum ffs!!!

Ambulance: Weirdo. Bye.

 

I like that. It made me laugh. Well Done.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Erm, im getting married next Sept. Ill be 26 going on 27. I do not think I am too young. I would like kids before im 28 as would not like to be generations ahead of my kids. These people who dont have kids until mid to late thirties are sick I tell ya

 

Each to their own INS - just an opinion. Good luck to you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

26 is too young to be getting married. This is my opinion, but it happens to be correct.

 

Meh I have had my share of fun and when self assessing I believe I can be quite a difficult person to live with. Ergo if my current Mrs puts up with me she must love me long time and I have been with her for nearly 6 years.

 

Plus I want to spawn critters within the next two years so makes sense.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Meh I have had my share of fun and when self assessing I believe I can be quite a difficult person to live with. Ergo if my current Mrs puts up with me she must love me long time and I have been with her for nearly 6 years.

 

Plus I want to spawn critters within the next two years so makes sense.

Been with her for 6 yeas and your 26??

 

So. if my maths is correct then you have only had 2 "proper" years of being able to get p1ssed up with the lads etc?!

 

She better be worth it otherwise you'll be kicking yourself when she cheats on you because of the credit crunch ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Been with her for 6 yeas and your 26??

 

So. if my maths is correct then you have only had 2 "proper" years of being able to get p1ssed up with the lads etc?!

 

She better be worth it otherwise you'll be kicking yourself when she cheats on you because of the credit crunch ;)

 

Well technically its 5.5 years I have been with her and im 25.75 years old. I was going out drinking when I was 17 so more like 3.25 years of legal drinking. She has no qualms with me holidaying with the lads or going out on town either still so I havent missed out on anything. And, we did have a small break where I had some extra curricular fun about 4 years ago. :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

marriage ain't gonna change a thing, I don't get blow jobs anymore so that doesn't matter and the backdoor was closed a week after the engagemnet ring went on her finger.

 

You don't get blow jobs anymore? And you're not even married yet. Jesus, mate, I feel sorry for you. Will all end in tears. There's only so long a man can go without one.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Every stag do needs a mincer.

 

Above poster I really don't care for the job of blow, I find them selfish and slightly dull8-[

 

THIS MAN MUST BE BANNED FROM ALL INTERNET ACCESS NOW!

 

Mods - how can we allow a poster to spread such nasty solicious LIES?

 

WOMEN MIGHT FIND OUT!

 

Good grief man, get a hold of yourself

 

oh

Link to comment
Share on other sites

THIS MAN MUST BE BANNED FROM ALL INTERNET ACCESS NOW!

 

Mods - how can we allow a poster to spread such nasty solicious LIES?

 

WOMEN MIGHT FIND OUT!

 

Good grief man, get a hold of yourself

 

oh

That is a disaster waiting to happen, Saintkip must be in a trance.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ffs ;)

 

He also pluralised "Mother in law" to "Mother in laws", rather than the more accurate "Mothers in law".

 

Tsk.

 

Steady on...I don't claim to be Mr Grammar. He was unsure on how to spell touché. I've told him...

 

Oh and you changed my capital t on the first touché WSS ffs...

 

Pedants...can't live with them...carnt live witout em...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...