Does anybody else feel the urge to...

[equalizer]

...strangle that ****ing teenager on that yellow pages advert?! The most annoying **** on tv at the moment.

 

Mind you the bird holding the laptop is ****able!

[Wiltshire Saint]

I'd destroy her ****ing dirty monkey **** and shove my **** so far down her throat that it would leave her unable to speak ever again, and I would be able to jerk myself off in her stomach as I would be fisting her ape-ass so far and hard. I'd glaze her pussy-o up.".

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

+11

[Scummer]

I don't know what advert you are talking about. Most of the stuff I watch these days is on V+, I fast forward through the adverts.

[Special K]

I'd destroy her ****ing dirty monkey **** and shove my **** so far down her throat that it would leave her unable to speak ever again, and I would be able to jerk myself off in her stomach as I would be fisting her ape-ass so far and hard. I'd glaze her pussy-o up.".

 

More tea, Vicar?

[Master Bates]

No iea either, I only watch TV on a Thursday and even then it's on BBC2.