spyinthesky Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 See his chiselled good looks are to go on tour of the UK as a prime example of Portsmouth manhood. Understand he has been spending time in London, with a dictionary, having his various tattoos spelled correctly In an Art Gallery near you soon chums!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 See his chiselled good looks are to go on tour of the UK as a prime example of Portsmouth manhood. Understand he has been spending time in London, with a dictionary, having his various tattoos spelled correctly In an Art Gallery near you soon chums!! Including Southampton Art Gallery FFS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Yes I heard that on the radio in the car this morning, 24 hour securty stood by it in Southampton during its first stop on its UK tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Yes I heard that on the radio in the car this morning, 24 hour securty stood by it in Southampton during its first stop on its UK tour. I don't think that will stop anyone if I'm honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Why would anyone want to admire that fat, smelly, "Rastafarian Transvestite" is beyond me? ??: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saturday Boy Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4657876.Portrait_of_Pompey_fan_on_show_in_Southampton/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 The fact that the artist spent 8 months painting a portrait of that hideous skate nobber suggests the artist has a screw loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 If I wanted to see something that was strange, obscure and not very popular I'd go to Tate Modern thank you very much. What this horrific piece is doing in Southampton is beyond me. No disrespect to the artist, but I hope someone urinates on it just like he urinated on St. Mary's seats. Rant over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 It is offensive on so many levels and a disgrace that it is allowed to hang on a public wall in Southampton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Although obviously limited by the subject matter.... its not even a good painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 It's quite a tragic portrait actually, if you look at it. It makes me feel sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Having your football club's initials etched into your teeth :shock: That is the action of a crazy man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Having your football club's initials etched into your teeth :shock: That is the action of a crazy man You do have to wonder what happeded to him to make him that desperate for attention... I'm willing to bet he wasn't the most popular kid in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 (edited) £50 on offer to the first person to stick a 'For Sale' sign on it! Edited 1 October, 2009 by swannymere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 £100 to the man who scratches 'SFC' onto that hideous face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Petrol + match = woof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 It would be nice if an artist managed to sneek a Saints tattoo onto the portrait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Petrol + match = woof I wondered why you were called Dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 1 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Do you think that good looking and erudite Mr Westwood has a girlfriend? Someone has kindly commented that it is long overdue Mr Westwood being strung up on display Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Do you think that good looking and erudite Mr Westwood has a girlfriend? Someone has kindly commented that it is long overdue Mr Westwood being strung up on display Didn`t someone say that he runs a bookshop? Probably a "specialist" one and he has his own "right-hand" to have no need for female company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Having your football club's initials etched into your teeth :shock: That is the action of a crazy man I was surprised to read that as "PFC" surely requires at least 3 teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Much rather do the **** himself rather than his painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 Could someone please add a NSFW to the title please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 I reckon he struggled at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 when i heard this at 6am this morning driving to work i checked the dates but it is october not april. glad i do not visit art galleries if that pudding is art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Bob Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 What does his use to keep that hat upright! Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 What does his use to keep that hat upright! Viagra? No, the c@ck that come's out of the top of his head is kept up by viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 That portrait is shockingly awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 has the silly c*ck lost the faith in his beloved bell... also does anyone know when the Dinage portraits on show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 1 October, 2009 Share Posted 1 October, 2009 I wil be more surprised if nothing happens to it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 2 October, 2009 Share Posted 2 October, 2009 Somehow I dont think its been painted as a tribute to him......more as a "danger - this could be you !" warning if a hobby becomes an obsession. But thats art........lets hang up a picture of a ***** who urinated on the seats at St Marys and is regularly removed from grounds for drinking or bell related offences Do Portsmiff fans actually like this guy or are they embarassed by him ? I'm bloody glad we haven't got any supporters who dress up like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 2 October, 2009 Share Posted 2 October, 2009 Somehow I dont think its been painted as a tribute to him......more as a "danger - this could be you !" warning if a hobby becomes an obsession. But thats art........lets hang up a picture of a ***** who urinated on the seats at St Marys and is regularly removed from grounds for drinking or bell related offences Do Portsmiff fans actually like this guy or are they embarassed by him ? I'm bloody glad we haven't got any supporters who dress up like that. I work with a Skate and has mentioned to me a number of times that a lot of Pimpley fans think he is a complete bell end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 2 October, 2009 Share Posted 2 October, 2009 I work with a Skate and has mentioned to me a number of times that a lot of Pimpley fans think he is a complete bell end. As you may know, Mr TF is a Skate and he hates Westwood even more than he hates us :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 2 October, 2009 Share Posted 2 October, 2009 To be fair, it's actually a really really good portrait... and it's setting the tongues wagging, which all good art should do... not got a problem with it hanging in Southampton personally... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 2 October, 2009 Share Posted 2 October, 2009 I think it is a good portrait.I also think if it was of a Saints fan, i'd be praying they didn't hang it anywhere. The badge on the hat sums it up 'I'm a Pompey supporter' do yuo not think the artist is taking the p###? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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