Mr Westwood

[spyinthesky]

See his chiselled good looks are to go on tour of the UK as a prime example of Portsmouth manhood.

 

Understand he has been spending time in London, with a dictionary, having his various tattoos spelled correctly

 

In an Art Gallery near you soon chums!!

[bridge too far]

See his chiselled good looks are to go on tour of the UK as a prime example of Portsmouth manhood.

 

Understand he has been spending time in London, with a dictionary, having his various tattoos spelled correctly

 

In an Art Gallery near you soon chums!!

 

Including Southampton Art Gallery FFS!!!!!

[Toomer]

Yes I heard that on the radio in the car this morning, 24 hour securty stood by it in Southampton during its first stop on its UK tour.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Yes I heard that on the radio in the car this morning, 24 hour securty stood by it in Southampton during its first stop on its UK tour.

 

I don't think that will stop anyone if I'm honest.

[PaulSaint]

Why would anyone want to admire that fat, smelly, "Rastafarian Transvestite" is beyond me?

 

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[The Saturday Boy]

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4657876.Portrait_of_Pompey_fan_on_show_in_Southampton/

[gonzo]

The fact that the artist spent 8 months painting a portrait of that hideous skate nobber suggests the artist has a screw loose.

[RedAndWhite91]

If I wanted to see something that was strange, obscure and not very popular I'd go to Tate Modern thank you very much. What this horrific piece is doing in Southampton is beyond me. No disrespect to the artist, but I hope someone urinates on it just like he urinated on St. Mary's seats. Rant over

[INFLUENCED.COM]

It is offensive on so many levels and a disgrace that it is allowed to hang on a public wall in Southampton.

[Clapham Saint]

Although obviously limited by the subject matter.... its not even a good painting.

[Manuel]

It's quite a tragic portrait actually, if you look at it. It makes me feel sad.

[bridge too far]

Having your football club's initials etched into your teeth :shock:

 

That is the action of a crazy man

[Clapham Saint]

Having your football club's initials etched into your teeth :shock:

 

That is the action of a crazy man

 

You do have to wonder what happeded to him to make him that desperate for attention...

 

I'm willing to bet he wasn't the most popular kid in school.

[swannymere]

£50 on offer to the first person to stick a 'For Sale' sign on it!

Edited 1 October, 2009 by swannymere

[Evil Monkey]

£100 to the man who scratches 'SFC' onto that hideous face.

[Dog]

Petrol + match = woof

[Chez]

It would be nice if an artist managed to sneek a Saints tattoo onto the portrait.

[miserableoldgit]

Petrol + match = woof

I wondered why you were called Dog!

[spyinthesky]

Do you think that good looking and erudite Mr Westwood has a girlfriend?

 

Someone has kindly commented that it is long overdue Mr Westwood being strung up on display

[miserableoldgit]

Do you think that good looking and erudite Mr Westwood has a girlfriend?

 

Someone has kindly commented that it is long overdue Mr Westwood being strung up on display

Didn`t someone say that he runs a bookshop? Probably a "specialist" one and he has his own "right-hand" to have no need for female company.

[lettuce]

Having your football club's initials etched into your teeth :shock:

 

That is the action of a crazy man

 

I was surprised to read that as "PFC" surely requires at least 3 teeth!

[chocco boxo]

Much rather do the **** himself rather than his painting.

[hypochondriac]

[warsash saint]

Could someone please add a NSFW to the title please!

[sotonjoe]

I reckon he struggled at school.

[70's Mike]

when i heard this at 6am this morning driving to work i checked the dates but it is october not april.

glad i do not visit art galleries if that pudding is art

[Son of Bob]

What does his use to keep that hat upright! Viagra?

[Toomer]

What does his use to keep that hat upright! Viagra?

 

No, the c@ck that come's out of the top of his head is kept up by viagra.

[Deppo]

That portrait is shockingly awful.

[St.Jeweller]

has the silly c*ck lost the faith in his beloved bell...

 

also does anyone know when the Dinage portraits on show

[hamster]

I wil be more surprised if nothing happens to it tbh.

[beatlesaint]

Somehow I dont think its been painted as a tribute to him......more as a "danger - this could be you !" warning if a hobby becomes an obsession.

 

But thats art........lets hang up a picture of a ***** who urinated on the seats at St Marys and is regularly removed from grounds for drinking or bell related offences

 

Do Portsmiff fans actually like this guy or are they embarassed by him ?

I'm bloody glad we haven't got any supporters who dress up like that.

[Toomer]

Somehow I dont think its been painted as a tribute to him......more as a "danger - this could be you !" warning if a hobby becomes an obsession.

 

But thats art........lets hang up a picture of a ***** who urinated on the seats at St Marys and is regularly removed from grounds for drinking or bell related offences

 

Do Portsmiff fans actually like this guy or are they embarassed by him ?

I'm bloody glad we haven't got any supporters who dress up like that.

 

I work with a Skate and has mentioned to me a number of times that a lot of Pimpley fans think he is a complete bell end.

[bridge too far]

I work with a Skate and has mentioned to me a number of times that a lot of Pimpley fans think he is a complete bell end.

 

 

As you may know, Mr TF is a Skate and he hates Westwood even more than he hates us :shock:

[Joey-deacons-left-nut]

To be fair, it's actually a really really good portrait... and it's setting the tongues wagging, which all good art should do... not got a problem with it hanging in Southampton personally...

[OldNick]

I think it is a good portrait.I also think if it was of a Saints fan, i'd be praying they didn't hang it anywhere. The badge on the hat sums it up 'I'm a Pompey supporter' do yuo not think the artist is taking the p###?