Dog Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Will Bin Laden deliver the goods again?? I heard a rumour he has an ace up his pyjamas.
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 What do you mean? Is it not 9th November?
Barfy Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Was it something to do with someone helping a muslim bloke in a shopping centre and being warned to avoid the place on Sept. 11th? Just like in that bloody email that gets sent around every few days.
Dog Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Posted 10 September, 2008 Was it something to do with someone helping a muslim bloke in a shopping centre and being warned to avoid the place on Sept. 11th? Just like in that bloody email that gets sent around every few days. No.
Barfy Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 No. Well spread the rumour then, see if we can get some mass panic going!
Hatch Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Is he disguised as a mad Swiss Scientist by any chance?
Baj Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Can we please avoid the casual racism... ....there's nothing wrong with the swiss
ericofarabia Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Can we please avoid the casual racism... ....there's nothing wrong with the swiss You obviously haven't been to Geneva and seen their dress sense, not to mention hair and beard styles
Guest Hacienda Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 I'm surprised we're all still here. But are we?
Saint Martini Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 You obviously haven't been to Geneva and seen their dress sense, not to mention hair and beard styles Do they have bigbushybeards?
Guest Hacienda Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Can we please avoid the casual racism... ....there's nothing wrong with the swiss In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
bridge too far Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. And a knife thingy.
Jillyanne Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 And a knife thingy. And Tissot watches.
Ponty Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 And the lawnmower. Or was that Scotland? Meh, much the sameness anyway. Edit: It might have even been Australia.
Hatch Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 The Swiss Navy will come round and have you lot
the stain Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 I'm surprised we're all still here. I paid my 5 quid. I'm not leaving without a fight.
Weston Super Saint Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. You seem to have forgotten the most important contribution.....
Jillyanne Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Great call WSS, lovely stuff (melted over strawberries and cream)
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Posted 10 September, 2008 Great call WSS, lovely stuff +1 :smt036
Dog Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Posted 11 September, 2008 Anything happened yet???? Bates you got anything?
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Anything happened yet???? Bates you got anything? Nope, although the other anniversary today of course is of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Seven years we've been searching for the f*cker, and still no sign of him. Then again, after seven years you can have a missing person declared legally dead. So congratulations Mr Bush for finally winning the War On Terror!
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 (edited) Edited 11 September, 2008 by Master Bates
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main
CabbageFace Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Nope, although the other anniversary today of course is of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Seven years we've been searching for the f*cker, and still no sign of him. Because he is already dead.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Meh, im all for nukin the whole middle east! Would solve a lot of problems and petrol would be a lot cheaper too!
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main Nace
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Meh, im all for nukin the whole middle east! Would solve a lot of problems and petrol would be a lot cheaper too! Err, bit of a problem there...:confused:
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Err, bit of a problem there...:confused: Im_no_sinner in not thinking shocker
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Meh, im all for nukin the whole middle east! Would solve a lot of problems and petrol would be a lot cheaper too! Oi!
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Oi! Yeah, at least let dubious phil and the other expats get out first.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Err, bit of a problem there...:confused: Would the oil yet to be drilled be affected??? :confused: Im_no_sinner in not thinking shocker Meh, thinking sminking! Oi! Of course we would give you a warning first!
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 Would the oil yet to be drilled be affected??? :confused: Meh, thinking sminking! Of course we would give you a warning first! Well at LEAST wait until after the Rugby 7's at the end of November, would be a hell of a shame to miss out on the best party in the world Apart from mardi gras, Glastonbury, Sydney's gay Mardi Gras, Kip's stag do, my 50th etc
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 I got 12 http://www.iflashe.com/play-games/153/9_11_defender.html
bungle Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. The cuckoo clock originates from Germany. FACT of the day.
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 The cuckoo clock originates from Germany. FACT of the day. The Black Forest (Schwarzwald) in Baden-Württemberg, southwestern Germany, to be precise
Dog Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Posted 11 September, 2008 Because he is already dead. No, he isn't.
Arizona Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 And the lawnmower. Or was that Scotland? Meh, much the sameness anyway. Edit: It might have even been Australia. Pretty sure it's Australia. Remember hearing once that the only inventions ever to come out of Australia are the lawnmower and rotary washing line.
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Posted 11 September, 2008 What has September 11th got to do with bin laden and all this terror crap? Because September is the 9th month, and Bin Laden has figered his bum 9 times. Also the 11th because 1+1=2, and Bin Laden has 2 testicles, allegedly. Simple, really.
dubai_phil Posted 12 September, 2008 Posted 12 September, 2008 Yellow card for that one Bates, your punishment will be to send out a new bewbs pm to all your friends
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