Dog Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Will Bin Laden deliver the goods again?? I heard a rumour he has an ace up his pyjamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 What do you mean? Is it not 9th November? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Was it something to do with someone helping a muslim bloke in a shopping centre and being warned to avoid the place on Sept. 11th? Just like in that bloody email that gets sent around every few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Was it something to do with someone helping a muslim bloke in a shopping centre and being warned to avoid the place on Sept. 11th? Just like in that bloody email that gets sent around every few days. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 No. Well spread the rumour then, see if we can get some mass panic going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Watch and wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Trains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Trains Snakes on a train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Muslims on a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Is he disguised as a mad Swiss Scientist by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Can we please avoid the casual racism... ....there's nothing wrong with the swiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Can we please avoid the casual racism... ....there's nothing wrong with the swiss You obviously haven't been to Geneva and seen their dress sense, not to mention hair and beard styles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I'm surprised we're all still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hacienda Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I'm surprised we're all still here. But are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 You obviously haven't been to Geneva and seen their dress sense, not to mention hair and beard styles Do they have bigbushybeards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hacienda Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Can we please avoid the casual racism... ....there's nothing wrong with the swiss In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. And a knife thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 And a knife thingy. And Tissot watches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 and her:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 And the lawnmower. Or was that Scotland? Meh, much the sameness anyway. Edit: It might have even been Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 The Swiss Navy will come round and have you lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I'm surprised we're all still here. I paid my 5 quid. I'm not leaving without a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. You seem to have forgotten the most important contribution..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Great call WSS, lovely stuff (melted over strawberries and cream) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Great call WSS, lovely stuff +1 :smt036 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Anything happened yet???? Bates you got anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Anything happened yet???? Bates you got anything? Nope, although the other anniversary today of course is of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Seven years we've been searching for the f*cker, and still no sign of him. Then again, after seven years you can have a missing person declared legally dead. So congratulations Mr Bush for finally winning the War On Terror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 (edited) Edited 11 September, 2008 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Nope, although the other anniversary today of course is of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Seven years we've been searching for the f*cker, and still no sign of him. Because he is already dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Meh, im all for nukin the whole middle east! Would solve a lot of problems and petrol would be a lot cheaper too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main Nace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Meh, im all for nukin the whole middle east! Would solve a lot of problems and petrol would be a lot cheaper too! Err, bit of a problem there...:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Err, bit of a problem there...:confused: Im_no_sinner in not thinking shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Meh, im all for nukin the whole middle east! Would solve a lot of problems and petrol would be a lot cheaper too! Oi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Oi! Yeah, at least let dubious phil and the other expats get out first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Err, bit of a problem there...:confused: Would the oil yet to be drilled be affected??? :confused: Im_no_sinner in not thinking shocker Meh, thinking sminking! Oi! Of course we would give you a warning first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Would the oil yet to be drilled be affected??? :confused: Meh, thinking sminking! Of course we would give you a warning first! Well at LEAST wait until after the Rugby 7's at the end of November, would be a hell of a shame to miss out on the best party in the world Apart from mardi gras, Glastonbury, Sydney's gay Mardi Gras, Kip's stag do, my 50th etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I got 12 http://www.iflashe.com/play-games/153/9_11_defender.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. The cuckoo clock originates from Germany. FACT of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 The cuckoo clock originates from Germany. FACT of the day. The Black Forest (Schwarzwald) in Baden-Württemberg, southwestern Germany, to be precise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Because he is already dead. No, he isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 And the lawnmower. Or was that Scotland? Meh, much the sameness anyway. Edit: It might have even been Australia. Pretty sure it's Australia. Remember hearing once that the only inventions ever to come out of Australia are the lawnmower and rotary washing line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 No, he isn't. Is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 What has September 11th got to do with bin laden and all this terror crap? Because September is the 9th month, and Bin Laden has figered his bum 9 times. Also the 11th because 1+1=2, and Bin Laden has 2 testicles, allegedly. Simple, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graemeread1234 Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I think I am the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 12 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dubai_phil Posted 12 September, 2008 Share Posted 12 September, 2008 Yellow card for that one Bates, your punishment will be to send out a new bewbs pm to all your friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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