JonnyLove Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Ok so moving on from all the threads that say I would this person I would that person. Here's one for you. So this is open to all male and female posters. YOu are allowed to **** anyone in the whole world but once you do you will die. (probably very happy). The question given the slight constraint is who would it be and why? Me I'll tell you later still looking and finding the perfect last mate
saint lard Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 No one is perfect,so i'm not fussy. Saint Boggy,come and get it.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 If I had to cum and go at the same time.......Beyonce
Jillyanne Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 My Husband or if he was dead already then Russell Brand. Good thread btw.
JonnyLove Posted 27 September, 2009 Author Posted 27 September, 2009 My Husband or if he was dead already then Russell Brand. Good thread btw. You old romantic. (P.S thanks )
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 My Husband or if he was dead already then Russell Brand. Good thread btw. you anticipate a very brief mourning period
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 My Husband or if he was dead already then Russell Brand. Good thread btw. Hope you've got him well insured? Anyway, if the honeymoon didn't finish him off I expect he'll be fine as the instances lessen in frequency Jilly. ;-)
Colinjb Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 A certain ex, sod taking a chance on a random celeb who may be crap. I'm going for a touch of filth I already know.
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Just to satisfy my curiosity once and for all, I would possibly plump for the man himself Matthew Le Tissier. you would be able to read how it goes in his next book, but i expect he would retract it (the book that is).
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Not watching the cricket H? H? Me BTF? Why?
bridge too far Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 H? Me BTF? Why? Yeah you I thought you were a big cricket fan :smt102 It's all over now anyway.
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Yeah you I thought you were a big cricket fan :smt102 It's all over now anyway. ? Whatever gave you that idea mrs btf? This requires some probing. I am from the mighty cricketing kingdom of Kent, yes. And a few weeks ago I was passing on some freebie tickets on behalf of someone else, plus I love a pint of Spitfire (Kent being the home of the Spitfire), but Cricket fan I am not. In fact mrs btf, if pushed I wouldn 't even know which side to bat or bowl for. I am very confused.
bridge too far Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 ? Whatever gave you that idea mrs btf? This requires some probing. I am from the mighty cricketing kingdom of Kent, yes. And a few weeks ago I was passing on some freebie tickets on behalf of someone else, plus I love a pint of Spitfire (Kent being the home of the Spitfire), but Cricket fan I am not. In fact mrs btf, if pushed I wouldn 't even know which side to bat or bowl for. I am very confused. And so close to bedtime. I think it must have been the freebie ticket offer that made me think you were a fan. As for not knowing which side to bat for - there's me thinking you were a married man :shock:
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 And so close to bedtime. I think it must have been the freebie ticket offer that made me think you were a fan. As for not knowing which side to bat for - there's me thinking you were a married man :shock: Did you watch Doc Martin tonight mrs btf?
bridge too far Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Did you watch Doc Martin tonight mrs btf? Err no Mr H I didn't. I watched the cricket Why?
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Err no Mr H I didn't. I watched the cricket Why? Why? I don't know b, why did you watch the cricket. This is getting silly now.
bridge too far Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Why? I don't know b, why did you watch the cricket. This is getting silly now. I watched the cricket because I like cricket. Do you like Doc Martin then? All these questions and answers have worn me out - I'm going to bed
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 why the ;-) ? Maybe it's my imagination running away with me, but are you being flirtatious (sp) with me, on a public forum mrs btf/ You make I blush ma'am.
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 btw, on Doc Martin there was a chap who had erm 'flown his kite in his neighbour's field' so to spreak. And he wanted DM to cure him, despite his wife finding his newfound bi-sexuality 'quite exotic'.
bridge too far Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 why the ;-) ? Maybe it's my imagination running away with me, but are you being flirtatious (sp) with me, on a public forum mrs btf/ You make I blush ma'am. Did I do a ? Where? I thought I did a !!! Flirtatious? Moi? Never (well, not in public anyway) [-X
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 What the hell is going on? You have just walked in to the virtual Silhoutte Club Deppo, get us beer and a glass of Pernod for mrs btf wil ya mate?
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Cheers Deppo. Right mrs btf, how you getting home tonight?
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Deppo, where'd she go? I thought you were keeping our seats warm while we had a bit of a smooch. **** it, another lezzer.
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 /\ Deppo, I don't know if it's the beer or the funny fags, but do you fancy a kebaba back at mine (again) mate? I've got the new Joe Jackson tape, we could listen to that praps?
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 Oh look out here comes that bird you had last week, and she's coming our way. See you later mate. Got protction? Here have this one, I won't be needing it. Good luck.
hamster Posted 27 September, 2009 Posted 27 September, 2009 /\ No, I think her fiance is away on his submarine, she's just keeping it warm for whe he gets home. He's probabaly hanging out of some sailor as we speak, so all's well that ends well i spose Depps.
Dog Posted 28 September, 2009 Posted 28 September, 2009 What the hell is going on? Hamster has just come out of the closet, he likes to mince it up.
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