Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 On the news this morning they had a report saying that he had collapsed and was seriously ill. North Korean leader Kim Jong Il is alive but seriously ill, a news report said, amid mounting speculation over the leader's health after he missed a key national ceremony. South Korea's Yonhap news agency cited an unidentified South Korean government official as saying Mr Kim, 66, appeared to have "collapsed," a term that in the Korean language is used when a person becomes suddenly ill due to causes including stroke. The official stressed that it is certain that Mr Kim has not died, Yonhap said. http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hRWNpolal0ZQxfQvvtq_c4vEf7yA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Herrrro, **** you team amerricaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I read an article the other day, someone has written a book which claims he has been dead for about six years, they've just been using impersonators for his infrequent public appearances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I read an article the other day, someone has written a book which claims he has been dead for about six years, they've just been using impersonators for his infrequent public appearances. Saw that, 5 years Is Kim Jong Il dead? Yes, North Korea’s “Dear Leader” is no more, having passed away in the fall of 2003, writes Waseda University professor Toshimitsu Shigemura in Shukan Gendai (Aug 23-30). A one-time Mainichi Shimbun journalist posted in Seoul, Shigemura is introduced by the magazine as a leading authority on the Korean Peninsula. His latest book, released this month, is titled “The True Character of Kim Jong Il.” If true, the implications are potentially vast. Among them: former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi’s summit partner during one or both of his landmark visits to Pyongyang in 2002 and 2004 was not Kim himself but a dummy—the stand-in Shigemura claims has been fooling the world for at least five years. A dictator having one or multiple doubles is a familiar notion since Iraq’s Saddam Hussein was shown to have deployed them. But Saddam was alive at the time. Kim, in Shigemura’s scenario, was not manipulating a look-alike; he was replaced by one. http://www.japantoday.com/category/kuchikomi/view/north-koreas-kim-died-in-2003-and-was-replaced-by-lookalike-says-waseda-profesor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I don't think I've ever seen you make a sensible post, MB. I'm confused. Maybe the world HAS ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I don't think I've ever seen you make a sensible post, MB. I'm confused. Maybe the world HAS ended. Ah, on TSF I made many a good sensible post in the Lounge, most popular one was on "Philosophers", the Dubai thread was also a great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Maybe I forgot them, or interpreted them as ****takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I'm so ronery, so ronery So ronery and sadry arone There's no one, just me onry Sitting on my rittle throne I work very hard And make up great prans But nobody listens no one understands Seems like no one takes me seriousry And so, I'm ronery A bittle ronery Poor rittle me There's nobody I can rerate to Feel rike a bird in a cage It's kinda sirry but not rearry Because it's firring my body with rage I'm the smartest most crever most physically fit But nobody else seems to rearize it When I change the world maybe they'll notice me And until then I'll just be ronery Yeah a rittle ronery Poor rittle me I'm so ronery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Kim Jong Seriously Il Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Maybe I forgot them, or interpreted them as ****takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Does he have a son called Kim Jong Il II? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Does he have a son called Kim Jong Il II? No, he's called Kim Jong Feeling a Little Dicky Right Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 No, he's called Kim Jong Feering a Rittle Dicky Right Now. Fixed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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