Viking Warrior Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 1. Indian Version of Bohemian rhapsody Indian version of Bohemian Rhapsody Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras . Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. [guitar solo] I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo] So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. [guitar solo] [slow bit] Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....Prrrrrrrrppp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 25 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2009 2 Perverts Song Perverts Song To be sung to the Tune of "My Favourite Things" Dildo’s and corsets and Chain mail Bikinis Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings These are a few of my favourite things ... When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favourite things And it makes me feel ... so hot!! Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys These are a few of my favourite toys ... Nip Clips and **** clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds Dildo’s and butt plugs to shove up your arseholes Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbours can't tell ... Navy blue panties like the girls wore in school A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool Black halter tops and a PVC skirt And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!! Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather Rubber and latex are fun in all weather Canes of rattan that deliver a sting All these and more are my favourite things!!! When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favourite things And it makes me feel ... so hot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 two of the funniest posts ever. honestly. no, i am not being sarcastic. okay, i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 1. Indian Version of Bohemian rhapsody Indian version of Bohemian Rhapsody Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras . Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. [guitar solo] I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo] So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. [guitar solo] [slow bit] Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....Prrrrrrrrppp) But none of this makes any sense at all, so rather than "new versions of songs" maybe you should call your thread "stupid, sh*t versions of songs, changed so that they make no sense at all, but have had certain words shoe horned in as a poor attempt at humour" For example: Naan, just killed a man. What, a naan killed a man? Really? Or is the singer addressing a naan? Really? Poppadom against his head So, he had a poppadom against his head and this contributed to his death did it? How does that work? Had lime pickle now he's dead. Lime pickle killed him clearly after he was weakened by having a poppadum against his head). Was he allergic to lime? If so, why was he eating lime pickle? Maybe he was force fed it by someone who knew of his allergy? Maybe he choked on it, in which case it cannot be considered murder. Naan, dinner's just begun So here the singer is informing an item of food that dinner has started? Is that normal? I rarely tell my food that it is dinner time. If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on What does this mean? If the singer is not back from the toilet after a full 24 hours (which is worrying in itself) his instruction is to put some more curry on? After spending 24 hours ****ting as a result of eating curry (highly unlikely) he request is for more curry? Cause nothing really Madras This makes as much sense as saying "Nothng really manchester". Clearly the rest of the song continues as gibberish and you should be ashamed of yourself to posting such cr*p. Mods lock this thread. In fact delete it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 25 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2009 come now wilthsire wheres your sense of humour. I thought they were clever, got them from the aarse rumours site. (Military site) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 A whole song based on puns. Brilliant. I hate puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 A whole song based on puns. Brilliant. I hate puns. I think you should punish him by locking the thread or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 Astonishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 Asstonishing. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 i love this it makes me lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 two of the funniest posts ever. honestly. no, i am not being sarcastic. okay, i am. Make that three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Make that three LOLZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 I think Draganov has probably killed himself now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 I think Draganov has probably killed himself now. lets hope so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 lets hope so You don't really mean that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 You don't really mean that i feel terrible about having said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 I think this fella covered Bohemian Rhapsody with much more panache. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 28 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 28 September, 2009 atticus lets hope so ! Just to let you know I havent but your in my sights Atticus !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 atticus lets hope so ! Just to let you know I havent but your in my sights Atticus !!!! i will admit to liking this post and now you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 Ok, here's one for you:- http://www.cherrypeel.com/kevsmith Listen to 'Hungover'. That's my version of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt. Lyrics, bad guitar playing and slightly iffy vocals all courtesy of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 September, 2009 Share Posted 30 September, 2009 Ok, here's one for you:- http://www.cherrypeel.com/kevsmith Listen to 'Hungover'. That's my version of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt. Lyrics, bad guitar playing and slightly iffy vocals all courtesy of me. Why you no do it properly, I reckon you are quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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