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Something we've singularly failed to do this season against illustrious names such as Stockport County.

 

It's true - Pardew has explicitly said to the players that the absolute maximum number of goals we should score in any game is one.

 

Yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A poet notable for such classics as Jason and the Arguments, Earwig O and Dachsunds with Erections Can't climb stairs... (and many others)...

 

 

EARWIG O (Les Barker)

 

Little Mrs Earwig, she had a little son.

She called the baby Earwig A, for he was number one.

The second she called Earwig B. Earwig C came next.

D and E soon followed, then F as you'd expect.

G and H were subsequent. I and J came then.

K, L and M were triplets, but who followed Earwig N?

 

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O.

 

In the Insects league cup final, he gave the crowd a treat.

He gave the stick insects some stick. Earwig O could not be beat-o.

His first goal was a header, and his second sewed it up.

His third made it a hat-trick. Epsom Earwigs won the cup!

All the grasshoppers were chanting, all the spiders hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand,

As they sung the Earwig anthem, and it echoed round the stand:

 

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O.

 

Little Mrs Earwig, I wonder if you know

That your fifteenth little offspring is the famous Earwig O?

"Earwig O" they sing at Wembley, "Earwig O" at White Hart Lane,

At the Oval, and Old Trafford, "Earwig O Wig O" again.

"Earwig O" they chant at Chelsea, and the Royal Albert Hall.

Some talk of Alexander Beetle, but the greatest of them all...

 

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O.

 

Little Mrs Earwig, does it fill your heart with joy?

When they sing about your son-o, do you whisper "That's my boy"?

 

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O.

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O, Earwig O,

Earwig O, Earwig O.

Posted
anyone got any updates?

 

When the commentators start talking about the match again instead of other inane drivel I'll try to let you know what's happening.

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Keep it up, we need a 2nd though otherwise we will obviously concede a late equaliser.

 

One win should trigger many. We need this win quickly, or soon we may be staring at a serious relegation battle. We cannot afford to stay 'unconfident' for too long.

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Yeovil have a free kick, ""which is almost a corner, but 10 yards in from the touch line" :cool:

 

They should have scored, but headed wide. yeovil getting back into it. Can we hang on till HT ... now a corner, squeaky bum time agianst mighty Yeovil :smt048

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Yeovil attch. Win corner. Comes to nothing.

 

I think Pardew needs to kick some arse at half-time. Saints have gone very flat since the goal.

 

James has a 'blood' injury, gone to change his shirt.

 

Last minute being played of this half.

Posted
That Merrington is a football genius

 

'we could do with another goal'

 

Brilliant , not sure I could have worked that out

 

Didn't he say he wrote it down as well? Not surprised, it's an easy one to forget.

 

On what basis do they pick these d***heads

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Didn't he say he wrote it down as well? Not surprised, it's an easy one to forget.

 

On what basis do they pick these d***heads

 

lol yes that actually made me come out with an expletive that my 6 year old in the room asked me to explain

 

'FFS why did he need to write that down tosspot'

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i've got a couple of boys up from Southampton to go see Pete Docherty tonight. God hope we have something to celebrate. Where's that second?

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lol yes that actually made me come out with an expletive that my 6 year old in the room asked me to explain

 

'FFS why did he need to write that down tosspot'

 

He will now repeat that in the playground at least 40 times come Monday.

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