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the stain

the stain

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And I don't just mean pop crap that got under your skin for the 5 minutes it was in the charts.

 

Liberty X, Hear Say, S Club 7, Steps, and any other band of a similar vain...

 

You're barred from the rest of this thread.

Bath Saint

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No no,

No no no no,

No no no no,

No no......

 

....there's no limits,

 

Techno techno techno.

 

 

 

 

Oh, and I quite like Hotel California. I also quite like The Last Resort on the same album.

Ad Rock

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Tainted Love - Soft Cell

Moving on Up - M People

Wake me up before you go go - Wham

Only way is up - Yazz

Wonderwall - Oasis

Love Shack - B52's

 

All of the above make me sick!

Sheaf Saint

Sheaf Saint

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Abba - Dancing Queen. Brings to mind images of drunken middle-aged women dancing round their handbags in the Chicago Rock Cafe. Truly terrible song that makes me want to put my foot through the radio whenever it comes on.

Ponty

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Abba - Dancing Queen. Brings to mind images of drunken middle-aged women dancing round their handbags in the Chicago Rock Cafe. Truly terrible song that makes me want to put my foot through the radio whenever it comes on.

Bloody hell, what station do you listen to?

Sheaf Saint

Sheaf Saint

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Bloody hell, what station do you listen to?

 

Radio 2 mostly. They do play a lot of sh1t music but mostly it's sh1t in a non-offensive, easy-listening kind of way. Unless of course they play Abba (which they occasionally do) which I find to be an insult to my ears.

Rory

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Most Metallica songs. Notably St Anger and Frantic.

Razorlight, the one that has the line "I met a girl, she asked me my name, I told her what it was..."

Wheatus -- Teenage Dirtbag

Any Scouting for Girls

Ponty

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Paradise city - Guns N roses

 

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.... NO!

 

It might have lost its charm somewhat over the years but it's still a belter.

saint_bert

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Most Metallica songs. Notably St Anger and Frantic.

Razorlight, the one that has the line "I met a girl, she asked me my name, I told her what it was..."

Wheatus -- Teenage Dirtbag

Any Scouting for Girls

 

You have named two Metallica songs off their worst album album?

How could anyone not like anything before that?

saint francis

saint francis

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Wheatus -- Teenage Dirtbag

Any Scouting for Girls

 

I quite like that Wheatus track if I'm honest.

 

Scouting for girls though are pretty poor. I've seen them live and they can play a bit, but the songwriting is very basic, the whole act is a bit childish. The lead singer over-eggs it for me Jim Carey style.

Ponty

Ponty

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I quite like that Wheatus track if I'm honest.

 

Scouting for girls though are pretty poor. I've seen them live and they can play a bit, but the songwriting is very basic, the whole act is a bit childish. The lead singer over-eggs it for me Jim Carey style.

You should've over-egged him back.

Ash

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Rollin' remains the worst, but an honourable mention now goes to Proud by Heather Small. What a load of ****y ******** that song is.

Deppo

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"I kissed A girl"

WHo ever sings that song should be shot.

 

Well done for going all the way back as far as a month to think of this.

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Calvin

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Well done for going all the way back as far as a month to think of this.

 

Why should I bother putting a lot of effort on an internet forum ;)

 

It is actually the worst song and lyrics ever.

equalizer

equalizer

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Turn on, Tune in and Cop out by Freakpower.

Killing me softly by everybody who has ever covered it.

Anything by Heart but especially All I wanna do is make love to you, which makes me want to go to the other end of the county, get a woman pregnant and **** off just to get my own back!! :D

Deppo

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Turn on, Tune in and Cop out by Freakpower.

Killing me softly by everybody who has ever covered it.

Anything by Heart but especially All I wanna do is make love to you, which makes me want to go to the other end of the county, get a woman pregnant and **** off just to get my own back!! :D

 

Alone and These Dreams are classics.

Chapello

Chapello

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Matchstick Men and Matchstick Cats and Dogs by Brian and Michael: utter, utter, utter, utter shi*e

 

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep by Middle of the Road

 

Mouldy Old Dough by Lieutenant Pigeon

 

Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney

 

ANYTHING by Abba

Mao Cap

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Well done for going all the way back as far as a month to think of this.

 

I don't know, it may be recent but I reckon it'll have some staying power as one of my most hated.

Ponty

Ponty

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Good call.

 

"I wanna be a rockstar." Really? Try writing a decent song and not trying so hard to sound like Nirvana then ffs.

 

Nirvana? I'm a huge fan of Cobain's work but even I haven't made that association. They sound nothing like them and don't appear to be making the effort to.

Junction 9

Junction 9

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Nirvana? I'm a huge fan of Cobain's work but even I haven't made that association. They sound nothing like them and don't appear to be making the effort to.

 

I can't believe I'm going to say this, especially on a music topic, but Ponty....

 

I agree.

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