Proper Criminal

[Hatch]

http://www.fresnobee.com/384/story/849202.html

 

This is how crime should be done, not with guns and knives.

 

Guns and knives are so last year.

[Jillyanne]

Brilliant.

[Scudamore]

Surreal burglary...it's the way forward

[saint francis]

"The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog."

 

I love a happy ending.

[Ponty]

Spices and a sausage hmmm? Is he being charged with assault and battery?

[Weston Super Saint]

Spices and a sausage hmmm? Is he being charged with assault and battery?

 

Or making a sh1t casserole :smt102

[saint francis]

Burgerlary

[CabbageFace]

Rape

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Brilliant.

 

OF course you'd think that, what woman wouldn't want to be woken by an 8inch sausage

[BadgerBadger]

I wonder if the sausage was a Weiner Schnitzel

[Saint Martini]

I wonder if the sausage was a Weiner Schnitzel

 

Maybe the dog will have to testify, they could do a sausage line-up.

[Ponty]

Maybe the dog will have to testify, they could do a sausage line-up.

Isn't this something you take part in regularly in Scandinavia?

[Saint Martini]

I haven't encountered one yet, but they do like their hotdogs.