saint_stevo Posted 9 September, 2009 Share Posted 9 September, 2009 Stevo- "Do you have these in a 10?" Shoe Mong- "I'll have a look" Wanders off for 15mins Shoe Mong- "We have them in a 7, any good?" Happened to me a lot recently, what the f*ck. Like going shopping for a TV, and asking for a 32" and them saying, no sorry, but i have this 19". MY FEET ARE A 10 YOU SPOTTY LITTLE FREAK, A 7 IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FIT YOU RETARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 Hmmmmmmmmm welcome to the older generation, next thing you'll wake up to Wogan and appear on grumpy old men But yes I know exactly what you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 All people under 25 are crap - end of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 All people over 25 are blatantly jealous of all people under 25 I'd laugh if the 'shoe shop mong' in question was a poster on here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 Stevo- "Do you have these in a 10?" Shoe Mong- "I'll have a look" Wanders off for 15mins Shoe Mong- "We have them in a 7, any good?" Happened to me a lot recently, what the f*ck. Like going shopping for a TV, and asking for a 32" and them saying, no sorry, but i have this 19". MY FEET ARE A 10 YOU SPOTTY LITTLE FREAK, A 7 IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FIT YOU RETARD. That made me giggle. Went to a burger van once, this is what happened. SS - Can i have a cheese and bacon burger please mate ?? Burger man - Yep, want any cheese ?? SS - Well, Yes. Burger man - Anything else ?? SS - Some bacon would be nice ?? Some people are just not cut out to take any sort of instruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 10 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2009 I also ordered a BLT in subway and was asked if i wanted any salad with that.....er yeah bloody tomato and lettuce........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 That's what you get for shopping in Discount Shoe Zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 I am a size 11 and an assistant recently asked me if a 7 would do as they had no other sizes. I bought them anyway. They pinch a bit, and are agony on a night out mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 I also ordered a BLT in subway and was asked if i wanted any salad with that.....er yeah bloody tomato and lettuce........ Now that made me chuckle exactly the same thing happened to me. Subway East St ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 Stevo- "Do you have these in a 10?" Shoe Mong- "I'll have a look" Wanders off for 15mins Shoe Mong- "We have them in a 7, any good?" Happened to me a lot recently, what the f*ck. Like going shopping for a TV, and asking for a 32" and them saying, no sorry, but i have this 19". MY FEET ARE A 10 YOU SPOTTY LITTLE FREAK, A 7 IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FIT YOU RETARD. Perhaps he thought you might like a pair for a friend with smaller feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 All people under 25 are crap - end of. All people over 25 are blatantly jealous of all people under 25 I'd laugh if the 'shoe shop mong' in question was a poster on here... What about 25-year olds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 10 September, 2009 Share Posted 10 September, 2009 Like going shopping for a TV, and asking for a 32" and them saying, no sorry, but i have this 19". It's nothing like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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