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Stevo- "Do you have these in a 10?"

 

Shoe Mong- "I'll have a look"

Wanders off for 15mins

 

Shoe Mong- "We have them in a 7, any good?"

 

Happened to me a lot recently, what the f*ck. Like going shopping for a TV, and asking for a 32" and them saying, no sorry, but i have this 19".

 

MY FEET ARE A 10 YOU SPOTTY LITTLE FREAK, A 7 IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FIT YOU RETARD.

Posted
Stevo- "Do you have these in a 10?"

 

Shoe Mong- "I'll have a look"

Wanders off for 15mins

 

Shoe Mong- "We have them in a 7, any good?"

 

Happened to me a lot recently, what the f*ck. Like going shopping for a TV, and asking for a 32" and them saying, no sorry, but i have this 19".

 

MY FEET ARE A 10 YOU SPOTTY LITTLE FREAK, A 7 IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FIT YOU RETARD.

 

That made me giggle.

 

Went to a burger van once, this is what happened.

 

SS - Can i have a cheese and bacon burger please mate ??

 

Burger man - Yep, want any cheese ??

 

SS - Well, Yes.

 

Burger man - Anything else ??

 

SS - Some bacon would be nice ??

 

Some people are just not cut out to take any sort of instruction

Posted
I also ordered a BLT in subway and was asked if i wanted any salad with that.....er yeah bloody tomato and lettuce........

 

Now that made me chuckle exactly the same thing happened to me.

Subway East St ?:D

Posted
Stevo- "Do you have these in a 10?"

 

Shoe Mong- "I'll have a look"

Wanders off for 15mins

 

Shoe Mong- "We have them in a 7, any good?"

 

Happened to me a lot recently, what the f*ck. Like going shopping for a TV, and asking for a 32" and them saying, no sorry, but i have this 19".

 

MY FEET ARE A 10 YOU SPOTTY LITTLE FREAK, A 7 IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FIT YOU RETARD.

 

Perhaps he thought you might like a pair for a friend with smaller feet?

Posted
All people under 25 are crap - end of.:p

 

All people over 25 are blatantly jealous of all people under 25 ;) :)

 

I'd laugh if the 'shoe shop mong' in question was a poster on here...

 

What about 25-year olds?

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