Dog Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 OK, you can choose one of the above that your wife, girlfriend or man will be all through your life together. They can't become any of the others, just the one. Pick one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Rich I'll have a mistress for the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Rich.....stevo knows the score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Gorgeous definatly. Couldn't go out with a *****r and i'm sure i'll make enough money to be comfortble. Edit: lol at m inger being censored, what a crap filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Well the misses is the first two and i provide the last so it doesn't matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Well the misses is the first two and i provide the last so it doesn't matter yeah, of course she is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 yeah, of course she is.... i can vouch for the filthy for mrs smirk, made me blush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 i can vouch for the filthy for mrs smirk, made me blush hahaha...did he know about it..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 i can vouch for the filthy for mrs smirk, made me blush Yeah, but you still didn't tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 hahaha...did he know about it..? C*nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Gorgeous - Rich bits already sorted. Money can always pay for some skank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Gorgeous - Rich bits already sorted. Money can always pay for some skank. That must be that promising football career of yours ?? Or even new rocket scientist job you are bound to get with your 157% exam grades ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Yeah, but you still didn't tip I did, gave her a pearl necklace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 I did, gave her a pearl necklace You charmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 That must be that promising football career of yours ?? Or even new rocket scientist job you are bound to get with your 157% exam grades ?? No, heir to a company. I have also earned large amounts on the stock markets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 You'd better stick blind and deaf on your wishlist too, Bizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 You'd better stick blind and deaf on your wishlist too, Bizzle. He definately has an air of Jay from the inbetweeners about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Well the misses is the first two and i provide the last so it doesn't matter Blow-up dolls don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Blow-up dolls don't count. Even expensive ones ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 You'd better stick blind and deaf on your wishlist too, Bizzle. Why's that? you don't believe me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 You'd better hope she has a small fanny too, Bizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Why's that? you don't believe me? No, I just assume she would neither wish to see you nor listen to your continuous bullcrap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 No, I just assume she would neither wish to see you nor listen to your continuous bullcrap. Maybe you could lend him yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Why's that? you don't believe me? I would imagine it's because that even with all the money in the world you would still look like a c*nt and talk like a c*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 I just got the 1st one, when I've had a few beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 8 September, 2009 Share Posted 8 September, 2009 i would want my girlfriend to be: 1. not imaginary 2. there is no 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 September, 2009 When it comes to anal sex, my girlfriend is really dirty. And that's because she doesn't wipe properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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