Gorgeous ~ Filthy ~ Rich ?

[Dog]

OK, you can choose one of the above that your wife, girlfriend or man will be all through your life together.

They can't become any of the others, just the one.

Pick one ?

[saint_stevo]

Rich

 

I'll have a mistress for the rest

[Thedelldays]

Rich.....stevo knows the score

[Andy_Porter]

Gorgeous definatly.

 

Couldn't go out with a *****r and i'm sure i'll make enough money to be comfortble.

 

Edit: lol at m inger being censored, what a crap filter.

[Smirking_Saint]

Well the misses is the first two and i provide the last so it doesn't matter

[Thedelldays]

Well the misses is the first two and i provide the last so it doesn't matter

yeah, of course she is....

[saint_stevo]

yeah, of course she is....

 

i can vouch for the filthy for mrs smirk, made me blush

[Thedelldays]

i can vouch for the filthy for mrs smirk, made me blush

hahaha...did he know about it..?

[Smirking_Saint]

i can vouch for the filthy for mrs smirk, made me blush

 

Yeah, but you still didn't tip

 

[Smirking_Saint]

hahaha...did he know about it..?

 

C*nt

[J Bizzle]

Gorgeous - Rich bits already sorted. Money can always pay for some skank.

[Smirking_Saint]

Gorgeous - Rich bits already sorted. Money can always pay for some skank.

 

That must be that promising football career of yours ?? Or even new rocket scientist job you are bound to get with your 157% exam grades ??

[saint_stevo]

Yeah, but you still didn't tip

 

 

I did, gave her a pearl necklace

[Smirking_Saint]

I did, gave her a pearl necklace

 

You charmer

[J Bizzle]

That must be that promising football career of yours ?? Or even new rocket scientist job you are bound to get with your 157% exam grades ??

 

No, heir to a company. I have also earned large amounts on the stock markets.

[Ponty]

You'd better stick blind and deaf on your wishlist too, Bizzle.

[Smirking_Saint]

You'd better stick blind and deaf on your wishlist too, Bizzle.

 

He definately has an air of Jay from the inbetweeners about him

[Dog]

Well the misses is the first two and i provide the last so it doesn't matter

 

Blow-up dolls don't count.

[Smirking_Saint]

Blow-up dolls don't count.

 

Even expensive ones ??

[J Bizzle]

You'd better stick blind and deaf on your wishlist too, Bizzle.

 

Why's that? you don't believe me?

[Kadeem Hardison]

You'd better hope she has a small fanny too, Bizzle.

[Ponty]

Why's that? you don't believe me?

 

No, I just assume she would neither wish to see you nor listen to your continuous bullcrap.

[Weston Super Saint]

No, I just assume she would neither wish to see you nor listen to your continuous bullcrap.

 

Maybe you could lend him yours

[Wiltshire Saint]

Why's that? you don't believe me?

 

 

I would imagine it's because that even with all the money in the world you would still look like a c*nt and talk like a c*ck.

[Draino76]

I just got the 1st one, when I've had a few beers.

[Atticus Finch of Maycomb]

i would want my girlfriend to be:

 

1. not imaginary

2. there is no 2.

[Dog]

When it comes to anal sex, my girlfriend is really dirty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that's because she doesn't wipe properly.