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Got in my mates car earlier and he had just eaten a Mcdonalds, so all the wrappers and stuff were still in there. It is amazing how the smell permeates everything, and has the ability to make you feel both sick and hungry at the same time. By the time he had driven me the few miles to where we were going, I was jonesing for some Ronald Mcdonald loving. Crazy thing is I haven't had Mcdonalds for over six months and would never have craved it otherwise. Mainly because after I eat a reasonable sized meal from there (normally have two double cheeseburgers and a quarter pounder), about half an hour afterwards I get a horrible, cold, sweaty, clammy feeling, become queasy and then have indigestion for the rest of the day.

 

Another true McDonalds story - few years back I was ****ging some bird who worked in a Mcdonalds, and you know what, only washing it several times and then liberally spraying the perfume about could remove the smell of their grease out of her hair. Was bloody horrible, no wonder half the people who work their seem to exude grease and spottiness as though some sort of horrible lard osmosis is taking place. Bleeeughh!

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The best fast food place OF ALL TIME, is Australia's "Oportos". Their Bondi Burger is off the mutha lovin chain! They only have one store over here, as far as I'm aware, at Victoria station in London. It's worth the train fare!

 

Whilst I appreciate the sentiment I think Oporto's is only slightly above average, mind you I don't really eat burgers, can't go wrong with a big dirty kebab

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Got in my mates car earlier and he had just eaten a Mcdonalds, so all the wrappers and stuff were still in there. It is amazing how the smell permeates everything, and has the ability to make you feel both sick and hungry at the same time. By the time he had driven me the few miles to where we were going, I was jonesing for some Ronald Mcdonald loving. Crazy thing is I haven't had Mcdonalds for over six months and would never have craved it otherwise. Mainly because after I eat a reasonable sized meal from there (normally have two double cheeseburgers and a quarter pounder), about half an hour afterwards I get a horrible, cold, sweaty, clammy feeling, become queasy and then have indigestion for the rest of the day.

 

Another true McDonalds story - few years back I was ****ging some bird who worked in a Mcdonalds, and you know what, only washing it several times and then liberally spraying the perfume about could remove the smell of their grease out of her hair. Was bloody horrible, no wonder half the people who work their seem to exude grease and spottiness as though some sort of horrible lard osmosis is taking place. Bleeeughh!

 

There's probably a link between having the portion of a fat **** and feeling like one TBF.

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Fine, just keep downwind from the rest of us.

 

Are you the bloke I always see on his own in the Chapel end with masses of empty seats round him? :confused:

 

Perhaps, but that may be due to my chronic body odour, brought on by years of unwashed Fungus.

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