Big Macs

[saint_stevo]

What, at home ??

 

Still on the take away thing, Subways are king

 

Charcoal Grill in Port Solent or Gunwharf

[Smirking_Saint]

Charcoal Grill in Port Solent or Gunwharf

 

thats the one

 

awesome

[Seany S]

Got in my mates car earlier and he had just eaten a Mcdonalds, so all the wrappers and stuff were still in there. It is amazing how the smell permeates everything, and has the ability to make you feel both sick and hungry at the same time. By the time he had driven me the few miles to where we were going, I was jonesing for some Ronald Mcdonald loving. Crazy thing is I haven't had Mcdonalds for over six months and would never have craved it otherwise. Mainly because after I eat a reasonable sized meal from there (normally have two double cheeseburgers and a quarter pounder), about half an hour afterwards I get a horrible, cold, sweaty, clammy feeling, become queasy and then have indigestion for the rest of the day.

 

Another true McDonalds story - few years back I was ****ging some bird who worked in a Mcdonalds, and you know what, only washing it several times and then liberally spraying the perfume about could remove the smell of their grease out of her hair. Was bloody horrible, no wonder half the people who work their seem to exude grease and spottiness as though some sort of horrible lard osmosis is taking place. Bleeeughh!

[saint_stevo]

i like to hang out in mcdonalds car park and rev my engine

[sydney_saint]

The best fast food place OF ALL TIME, is Australia's "Oportos". Their Bondi Burger is off the mutha lovin chain! They only have one store over here, as far as I'm aware, at Victoria station in London. It's worth the train fare!

 

Whilst I appreciate the sentiment I think Oporto's is only slightly above average, mind you I don't really eat burgers, can't go wrong with a big dirty kebab

[RedAndWhite91]

Whilst I appreciate the sentiment I think Oporto's is only slightly above average, mind you I don't really eat burgers, can't go wrong with a big dirty kebab

 

Gotta have burger sauce on your big dirty kebab, amazing stuff.

[RonManager]

I don't stop to turd. I just play-doh fun factory it into my pants and carry on. That's what they're there for.

 

Fine, just keep downwind from the rest of us.

 

Are you the bloke I always see on his own in the Chapel end with masses of empty seats round him? :confused:

[Red&White]

Know what you mean, KFC's are a bit like women, once your finished with the breast and the thighs all thats left is a dirty old box.

 

Now I know i`m sad but that is well funny

[benjii]

Got in my mates car earlier and he had just eaten a Mcdonalds, so all the wrappers and stuff were still in there. It is amazing how the smell permeates everything, and has the ability to make you feel both sick and hungry at the same time. By the time he had driven me the few miles to where we were going, I was jonesing for some Ronald Mcdonald loving. Crazy thing is I haven't had Mcdonalds for over six months and would never have craved it otherwise. Mainly because after I eat a reasonable sized meal from there (normally have two double cheeseburgers and a quarter pounder), about half an hour afterwards I get a horrible, cold, sweaty, clammy feeling, become queasy and then have indigestion for the rest of the day.

 

Another true McDonalds story - few years back I was ****ging some bird who worked in a Mcdonalds, and you know what, only washing it several times and then liberally spraying the perfume about could remove the smell of their grease out of her hair. Was bloody horrible, no wonder half the people who work their seem to exude grease and spottiness as though some sort of horrible lard osmosis is taking place. Bleeeughh!

 

There's probably a link between having the portion of a fat **** and feeling like one TBF.

[SNSUN]

Fine, just keep downwind from the rest of us.

 

Are you the bloke I always see on his own in the Chapel end with masses of empty seats round him? :confused:

 

Perhaps, but that may be due to my chronic body odour, brought on by years of unwashed Fungus.