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saintkiptanui

saintkiptanui

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It really is taking the p*ss now, so far this summer I've probably lost more work time than I had in the previous 5 years, today it is raining again, I am skint.

 

I will set up a paypal charity thing for my saints web friends to donate to the cause, I expect Kenny to be first to donate and maybe Ponty could give me my fiver back and Junction you could give me my fiver back too.

Master Bates

Master Bates

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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

 

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

 

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

 

She sleepily replied,

 

"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s*it."

Master Bates

Master Bates

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Good advise.

 

Advise who?

 

Whether or not you agree, the weather will be either sunny or sh*te, whether you like it or not.

 

As a rule a man's a fool,

When it's hot he want's it cool,

When it's cool he want's it hot,

Always wanting what is not.

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

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There is an upside though. I was due to be in Swindon for a meeting but the weather made the traffic so bad I decided to turn back and am now "working from home".

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills

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Michael Fish has alot to answer for.

 

Not least his dress sense.

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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You're right, the weather is sh*t. It's only a paltry 36C here today according to my Google deskptop - WTF is happening, should be at least 38..

 

 

Oh and for those thinking about moving for better weather, don't bother, you soon reach the point where you pine for a cloud.

 

Takes about 35 years apparently

Scudamore

Scudamore

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You're right, the weather is sh*t. It's only a paltry 36C here today according to my Google deskptop - WTF is happening, should be at least 38..

 

 

Oh and for those thinking about moving for better weather, don't bother, you soon reach the point where you pine for a cloud.

 

Takes about 35 years apparently

 

Do you not get tired of sweating constantly?

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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One glistens....

 

Actually Saturday took my lads to the golf course - arrived as it got dark at 6:30 and left at 8:30 after playing the par 3 and slicing some on the range.

 

When I bend over a putt, my baseball cap shed water as if it were rain, ludicrous. My hyper fit lads were also soaked.

 

So in fact you build around it, Dry fit shirts and golf shorts are a godsend, in 18 holes in the summer we drink around 8 liters of water and 3 isotonic drinks and then don't pee for 3 days.

 

Life is lived in shopping malls and airconditioned houses/cars and you NEVER wear light blue or light grey work shirts = that whole dark armpit patch..

 

In evenings it's easy taxi pub taxi club taxi home, you sure as sh*t don't "go for a little stroll" here in the summer.

 

Strangely, I find I sweat more when back in UK, often in the winter - lots of layers then into a heated shop or tube.....

 

Also helps that the chicks are that much more glistening in the evening - saves on the baby oil

 

But our TRUE secret is SWEAT. yep a drink called Pocari SWEAT. It's Isotonic and we drink gallons of it, the tourists always go WTF, but besides the replenishment factor it is also a godsend when coming home p*ssed as it helps kill the hangover in the morning or stops it dead IF you remember to have one before passing out! It's pretty good with Vodka as well. Isostar and Lucosade just tastes like sugary sh*t

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Oh, and another problem with permanent sunshine.

 

If you don't find a chick aged about 24, then they all look about 50 through spending too much time at the pool.... all weather beaten - yuk.

 

(Well that's the excuse us old farts use, and it works)

OldNick

OldNick

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Advise who?

 

Whether or not you agree, the weather will be either sunny or sh*te, whether you like it or not.

 

As a rule a man's a fool,

When it's hot he want's it cool,

When it's cool he want's it hot,

Always wanting what is not.

that isquite right.When Im in Florida in Nov (thats as long as the hurricane season is over)I'll sit in the sun for about an hour and then complain that its too hot.
Master Bates

Master Bates

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that isquite right.When Im in Florida in Nov (thats as long as the hurricane season is over)I'll sit in the sun for about an hour and then complain that its too hot.

 

Some old people enjoy a bit of sun

 

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OldNick

OldNick

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You can dream.
MB you know the truth I have to wear a George Clooney mask to make me less attractive to the women, so they dont bother me during the game.
Junction 9

Junction 9

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It really is taking the p*ss now, so far this summer I've probably lost more work time than I had in the previous 5 years, today it is raining again, I am skint.

 

I will set up a paypal charity thing for my saints web friends to donate to the cause, I expect Kenny to be first to donate and maybe Ponty could give me my fiver back and Junction you could give me my fiver back too.

 

Jog on.

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