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Corporate Ho

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Oh BIG DAZZA, I'm touched. I didn't know you cared so much about my whereabouts. Your question has prompted me to ask

 

Where's BIG DAZZA?

 

http://uk.match.com/

 

Which one's your profile BIG DAZZA? I seem to remember that in your profile you listed your profession as "writer". Which also prompts me to ask

 

Where's BIG DAZZA?

 

http://www.themanbookerprize.com/

 

I can't believe a writer of your talent and standing didn't even make the longlist for this year's prize.

 

Is there an example of your work you could send me. A friend of mine works in publishing, maybe she could help?

 

One more thing. They always say you should write about what you know. Do you think a novel about baggage handling would make the Man Booker shortlist next year?

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EastleighSoulBoy

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Oh BIG DAZZA, I'm touched. I didn't know you cared so much about my whereabouts. Your question has prompted me to ask

 

Where's BIG DAZZA?

 

http://uk.match.com/

 

Which one's your profile BIG DAZZA? I seem to remember that in your profile you listed your profession as "writer". Which also prompts me to ask

 

Where's BIG DAZZA?

 

http://www.themanbookerprize.com/

 

I can't believe a writer of your talent and standing didn't even make the longlist for this year's prize.

 

Is there an example of your work you could send me. A friend of mine works in publishing, maybe she could help?

 

One more thing. They always say you should write about what you know. Do you think a novel about baggage handling would make the Man Booker shortlist next year?

 

Hi Ho! Quit playing the politician, answer the questions pertaining to your world class team/fans/stadium/owner :smt103:smt103:smt103 !

 

BTW, welcome back. You now seem to be the blue one. ;)

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Daren W

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Oh BIG DAZZA, I'm touched. I didn't know you cared so much about my whereabouts. Your question has prompted me to ask

 

Where's BIG DAZZA?

 

http://uk.match.com/

 

Which one's your profile BIG DAZZA? I seem to remember that in your profile you listed your profession as "writer". Which also prompts me to ask

 

Where's BIG DAZZA?

 

http://www.themanbookerprize.com/

 

I can't believe a writer of your talent and standing didn't even make the longlist for this year's prize.

 

Is there an example of your work you could send me. A friend of mine works in publishing, maybe she could help?

 

One more thing. They always say you should write about what you know. Do you think a novel about baggage handling would make the Man Booker shortlist next year?

 

lol Is that the best you can do? Seriously?

 

For your infromation I wrote for the Echo for 5 years and got paid for it, wrote articles for 442 and, weirdly enough, the Big Issue ,wrote a couple of articles for the Guardian and Times webites. Not quite Booker material, in fact a lot of it was a load of old tosh but it was a whole lot more than you'll ever do (unless a memo on inappropriate use of office staionary counts).... lol

 

Obviously the promise of a point has given you balls again

 

Far be it for me to just you're a spineless ***** who only ever posts on here when things are going Pomey's way and then disappears when they aren't... lol

 

So how is the high flying coporate career going Gareth? Still in charge of the photocopier or have you moved up to staionary yet?

 

Gareth1.jpg

 

It must hurt when everybody's laughing at you when you really, deep down, want them to be impressed by you...

 

See you when Pompey finally register a point and you grow a pair again...

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lol Is that the best you can do? Seriously?

 

For your infromation I wrote for the Echo for 5 years and got paid for it, wrote articles for 442 and, weirdly enough, the Big Issue ,wrote a couple of articles for the Guardian and Times webites. Not quite Booker material, in fact a lot of it was a load of old tosh but it was a whole lot more than you'll ever do (unless a memo on inappropriate use of office staionary counts).... lol

 

Obviously the promise of a point has given you balls again

 

Far be it for me to just you're a spineless ***** who only ever posts on here when things are going Pomey's way and then disappears when they aren't... lol

 

So how is the high flying coporate career going Gareth? Still in charge of the photocopier or have you moved up to staionary yet?

 

Gareth1.jpg

 

It must hurt when everybody's laughing at you when you really, deep down, want them to be impressed by you...

 

See you when Pompey finally register a point and you grow a pair again...

 

Hang on Daren, you just cannot talk to a fan of a record breaking team like this. It's bang out of. . . . um . . .err . . oh!

 

I see.

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lol Is that the best you can do? Seriously?

 

For your infromation I wrote for the Echo for 5 years and got paid for it, wrote articles for 442 and, weirdly enough, the Big Issue ,wrote a couple of articles for the Guardian and Times webites. Not quite Booker material, in fact a lot of it was a load of old tosh but it was a whole lot more than you'll everdo (unless a memo on inappropriate use of office staionary counts).... lol

 

Obviously the promise of a point has given you balls again

 

Far be it for me to just you're a spineless ***** who only ever posts on here when things are going Pomey's way and then disappears when they aren't... lol

 

So how is the high flying coporate career going Gareth? Still in charge of the photocopier or have you moved up to staionary yet?

 

It must hurt when everybody's laughing at you when you really, deep down, want them to be impressed by you...

 

See you when Pompey finally register a point and you grow a pair again...

 

Jeez BIG DAZZA, it's an impressive list to be sure. Sebastian Faulks probably can't sleep at night. I really liked the bit where you said you wrote for The Echo AND got paid for it - LOL. Still, on your profile on lonely hearts.com or whatever it was called you did list your profession as writer. Is it your profession or just a sideline. It was you claiming it was your main source of income after all. Let's hope (given the grammatical, syntax and spelling errors I've highlighted above) that you had a decent sub - editor at each publication. Looking at that lot in such a short paragraph I'm surprised your fanzine didn't come out as the Beutifool Sooth.

 

Couple of other things

 

1. Why do you keep on about me working in an office? :confused:

 

2. Me wanting people on a Saints website to be impressed by me? LOL. That's going to happen isn't it.

 

3. Only ever post on here when things are going Pompey's way. ROTFPMSL. What, like now? Or the seasons when we looked nailed on to go down and you and others kept telling me I was always posting on here?

 

4. See me when Pompey finally register a point? I don't think even you could wait that long to hear from me again. We might be talking well into 2010.

 

Anyway, I wouldn't want to get promoted to stationery (note the spelling. Stationary is Pompey's league status FYI), I'm not sure I'd wish redundancy on you.

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Jeez BIG DAZZA, it's an impressive list to be sure. Sebastian Faulks probably can't sleep at night. I really liked the bit where you said you wrote for The Echo AND got paid for it - LOL. Still, on your profile on lonely hearts.com or whatever it was called you did list your profession as writer. Is it your profession or just a sideline. It was you claiming it was your main source of income after all. Let's hope (given the grammatical, syntax and spelling errors I've highlighted above) that you had a decent sub - editor at each publication. Looking at that lot in such a short paragraph I'm surprised your fanzine didn't come out as the Beutifool Sooth.

 

Couple of other things

 

1. Why do you keep on about me working in an office? :confused:

 

2. Me wanting people on a Saints website to be impressed by me? LOL. That's going to happen isn't it.

 

3. Only ever post on here when things are going Pompey's way. ROTFPMSL. What, like now? Or the seasons when we looked nailed on to go down and you and others kept telling me I was always posting on here?

 

4. See me when Pompey finally register a point? I don't think even you could wait that long to hear from me again. We might be talking well into 2010.

 

Anyway, I wouldn't want to get promoted to stationery (note the spelling. Stationary is Pompey's league status FYI), I'm not sure I'd wish redundancy on you.

 

Gareth1.jpg

 

So the very best you can do is harp on about typos on a message board? Oh dear. How very sad. I did publish other magazines and for a while, yes, it was my only source of income. I'm re-starting Beautiful South and another magazine in the new year so thank you so much for your interest. If it makes you feel better I was spectacularly unsuccesful, I never earnt that much and lost thousands in doing so, guess I should have tried high corporate finance office work like you..

 

You do seem rather obsessive and kinda creepy.. How rather unsettling. Remember the more attention you give me the more important you make me...

 

1) Because you apparently only post whilst at work. Apparently you only work 2 to 3 days a week in the office. I'd love to work 2 to 3 days a week... And the login "Corporate Ho"? You're not exactly infering you work at B&Q are you? lol

 

2) Oh I think you do you sad little freaky oddball, your posturing about being ITK just smack of desperation and neediness, and on a Saints messageboard too... How very sad and needy... lol

 

3) You disappear for weeks on end and it strangely coincides with Pompey being ****e...

 

4) The only bit of sense you've posted in months

 

But in the meantime Gareth, please carry on posting, but I best tell you... Crab Lungs has kidnapped your stapler. It could be serious...

 

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http://www.carlisleunited.co.uk/page/MatchReport/0,,10361~50799,00.html

 

Away fans - 569

 

I suspect that will be more than we take at the weekend?

 

OK, well 569 that looks like 100-150 I guess.

 

And I suspect we will have about double the amount on Saturday.

 

Edit - Just had confirmation that 750 sold as of now.

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OK, well 569 that looks like 100-150 I guess.

 

And I suspect we will have about double the amount on Saturday.

 

Edit - Just had confirmation that 750 sold as of now.

 

Their attandance was very good, under the circumstances, and it would be a bit churlish to deny that. Brum took 80 to Sunderland apparently.

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No they didn't, my Carlisle STH cousin informed me it was about 100, possibly 150.

 

:D Stuey naughtyboy, spouting verbal telling porky pies will not get you browne points n the lounge. Try the Muppet show, :D

Romseyboy you gotta admite not bad for a midweek game up in the arse end of England a poxy lower league side fuggin hurts a mosh.

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:D Stuey naughtyboy, spouting verbal telling porky pies will not get you browne points n the lounge. Try the Muppet show, :D

Romseyboy you gotta admite not bad for a midweek game up in the arse end of England a poxy lower league side fuggin hurts a mosh.

 

What language is this in please?

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:D Stuey naughtyboy, spouting verbal telling porky pies will not get you browne points n the lounge. Try the Muppet show, :D

Romseyboy you gotta admite not bad for a midweek game up in the arse end of England a poxy lower league side fuggin hurts a mosh.

 

You know what, yeah if it was 500 then it's a pretty decent show. We will have over 1000 there for a League 1 game... I think you will have to admit that it a bloody good show too.

 

Anyway, lets talk home attendances shall we? Your tickets are cheaper than ours in some areas now, yet you are getting smaller gates!

 

Care to comment?

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http://www.carlisleunited.co.uk/page/MatchReport/0,,10361~50799,00.html

 

Away fans - 569

 

I suspect that will be more than we take at the weekend?

IMO they have 569 great fans, I wouldnt have gone up there.

I have no problem with the hardcore Skates, whilst I dislike their utter hatred (I think that is stupid) they are no diffeent to our fans, as they are loyal to their city/club. In fact they are better than Man U fans from Southampton in my eyes.

I spent decades being told by them when they were in the lower leagues about sleping giants and how they'd easily fill FP when its capcity was 36k if they were in the top flight.Frankly thy have been found out and it is not the case, they are Wigan of the South.

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So the very best you can do is harp on about typos on a message board?

 

I should have tried high corporate finance office work like you..

 

You do seem rather obsessive and kinda creepy.. How rather unsettling. Remember the more attention you give me the more important you make me...

 

1) Because you apparently only post whilst at work. Apparently you only work 2 to 3 days a week in the office. I'd love to work 2 to 3 days a week... And the login "Corporate Ho"? You're not exactly infering you work at B&Q are you? lol

 

3) You disappear for weeks on end and it strangely coincides with Pompey being ****e...

 

But in the meantime Gareth, please carry on posting, but I best tell you... Crab Lungs has kidnapped your stapler. It could be serious...

 

The point about typos etc was a joke as you classed yourself as a "writer". What's your profession these days BIG DAZZA? As for your point about me being obsessive and creepy and giving you attention who started this thread about me? Oh, the irony

 

1. I only post when I'm in the office. I work in sales so am generally in the office a couple of days a week for various meetings and other dull stuff. The rest of the time I'm seing customers or out training the sales team. Thinking I did a part time office job seems to mark you out as a rather provincial bumpkin with little experience of the modern world, something given weight by you referring to me being in high corporate finance - there are other kinds of work rather than high finance in office these days you know.

 

2. This crap about me disappearing when things get bad for Pompey can easily be proved or disproved. look at the dates I posted and compare them to how Pompey did at the time. Apart from recently being on holiday for three weeks, Pompey's form bears no relation to when I come on here. Nick Nack has already been made to look a complete chump by saying the most I posted was when Pompey were flying high last September only to have me point out that the dates he cited included consecutive defeats of 6- 0 and 4 - 0.

 

Lastly, the Gareth thing, given that I'm in sales, is obviously wrong. If you want a better comparison my job's probably more like Neil the regional manager but for comedy value I'll go with me being Finchy. I guess that would make you Lee from the warehouse. An unskilled worker whose bird leaves him for someone else making him search the lonely hearts columns.

 

 

 

I have to ask: why were you looking at other men's profiles on lonely hearts.com?

 

A natural question to ask. My reply is that one of your own fans sent me the link asking me to post it on here as he thinks BIG DAZZA is too full of himself and thought it would be a laugh. If you don't believe that, ask yourself how I'd have recognised him on the website, given that I've never seen BIG DAZZA in my life and his name wasn't listed.

 

what the fuk is that supposed to be..?

 

That's the old new stadium. Since then we've had another new stadium plan which looks like it will be ditched in favour of the original old new stadium concept. Might change again though, who knows.

 

No they didn't, my Carlisle STH cousin informed me it was about 100, possibly 150.

 

Sounds like he's almost as bright as you Stuey

 

Anyway, lets talk home attendances shall we? Your tickets are cheaper than ours in some areas now, yet you are getting smaller gates!

 

Care to comment?

 

Already commented in your own thread on the subject and shown your claim to be complete bull****.

 

HTH

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The point about typos etc was a joke as you classed yourself as a "writer". What's your profession these days BIG DAZZA? As for your point about me being obsessive and creepy and giving you attention who started this thread about me? Oh, the irony

 

1. I only post when I'm in the office. I work in sales so am generally in the office a couple of days a week for various meetings and other dull stuff. The rest of the time I'm seing customers or out training the sales team. Thinking I did a part time office job seems to mark you out as a rather provincial bumpkin with little experience of the modern world, something given weight by you referring to me being in high corporate finance - there are other kinds of work rather than high finance in office these days you know.

 

2. This crap about me disappearing when things get bad for Pompey can easily be proved or disproved. look at the dates I posted and compare them to how Pompey did at the time. Apart from recently being on holiday for three weeks, Pompey's form bears no relation to when I come on here. Nick Nack has already been made to look a complete chump by saying the most I posted was when Pompey were flying high last September only to have me point out that the dates he cited included consecutive defeats of 6- 0 and 4 - 0.

 

Lastly, the Gareth thing, given that I'm in sales, is obviously wrong. If you want a better comparison my job's probably more like Neil the regional manager but for comedy value I'll go with me being Finchy. I guess that would make you Lee from the warehouse. An unskilled worker whose bird leaves him for someone else making him search the lonely hearts columns.

 

 

 

 

 

A natural question to ask. My reply is that one of your own fans sent me the link asking me to post it on here as he thinks BIG DAZZA is too full of himself and thought it would be a laugh. If you don't believe that, ask yourself how I'd have recognised him on the website, given that I've never seen BIG DAZZA in my life and his name wasn't listed.

 

 

 

That's the old new stadium. Since then we've had another new stadium plan which looks like it will be ditched in favour of the original old new stadium concept. Might change again though, who knows.

 

 

 

Sounds like he's almost as bright as you Stuey

 

 

 

Already commented in your own thread on the subject and shown your claim to be complete bull****.

 

HTH

 

He's back! (They must have won last night!) :smt050 Ho! Ho! Ho! it's magic!

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Just goes to show. Intelligence means squat without common sense.

 

I learned that many years ago and often quote it.

 

Example.

 

I work in a hospital as an electrician. I was called to a ward where a wall mounted extension lead was not working. The nurse was rather embarassed when I pointed out that she had plugged it into itself.

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