The most shocking saints gift you've been given?

[ladysaint]

What about those football rattles that Lowe gave out, I am ashamed to say that I still have mine somewhere.

[krissyboy31]

In the seventies & eighties scarfs where all the rage & I had a silk yellow & blue 1 bought in about 78/79 that was so cool I used to have a red & white 1 on 1 wrist & the yellow 1 on the other & 1 round my neck I must have looked a proper T W A T but thought I was cool as F U C K

Correct!! But you were not alone.

[westofshannonsaint]

A Scarf (obviously picked up off a stall) that read SOUTHHAMPTON.

 

also a hoody that shrunk to nothing in the first wash.

Edited 4 September, 2009 by westofshannonsaint

[WindsorSaint]

In the 60s I was given my first Saints shirt, happy as the perverbeal pig in ****. Was not so happy when told it was a stoke shirt, it had white neck and cuffs instead of red

 

Me too!! Just how many of us had Stoke shirts back in the day!!!!

[Joensuu]

It would of been better to release the 50 best saints throwins.

 

49 if you are counting the one that Matty didn't get.

 

Matty didn't get a throw in? Did he miss the pitch altogether;or forget to use 2 hands?

[SNSUN]

A Scarf (obviously picked up off a stall) that read SOUTHHAMPTON.

 

also a hoody that shrunk to nothing in the first wash.

 

I'd take the mick, but I won't in case your gran knit it!

 

Which reminds me, I once got given a box of Fried Chicken that you heat in the oven and which you can buy in Sainsburys called SFC, and with red and white stripes. My mothers gift once again, someone who desperately tries to please with very little positive result.

[Redondo Saint]

Worst Saints gift - any calender as by about June every bloody player in there has been sold on. Not much fun having someone like Theo Walcott or Gregory Vignal on your wall in October when they've already buggered off.

 

Best Saints gift - Saints mats for my car, two for the front seats, two for the back. Really smart black with red and white trim and a little Saints crest in the top right hand corner. Bloody loved them.

 

I bet the Brummie fans wont like Vignal IN their wall....

Edited 4 September, 2009 by Redondo Saint
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[sussexsaint]

I was in corp Hospitality for the game against Hull a couple of seasons back and won the draw for the match ball - cice ball with the crest but entirely ruined by the sigs on their not one I would care to look at with any real pride although it has got Walcotts sig on it so some Arse fan may buy it off me

 

Dave bassets sig ...shudder

[AndyNorthernSaints]

A Wayne Bridge tee shirt just before he joined Chelsea :-(

 

A padded Saints cushion to take to games and put on your seat :-(

[saint_stevo]

Saints tissues.

 

Fine for blowing my nose in, just not so great for blo............

[Pilchards]

Okay I've had the Pompey toilet paper given to me, now my question is my arse is too good to wipe with that stupid banana thingy on there badge.

 

Another gift I've had (because I am a fanatic) A bolt which I was told came from the away dugout at the dell.

Now what the hell am I going to use that bolt for?

some people do take the **** outta me.

[Deppo]

A pair of Rupert Lowe pyjamas.

[Deppo]

They didn't fit, you see.

[Pilchards]

A pair of Rupert Lowe pyjamas.

 

19c will take them off you?

[mcjwills]

The kids gave me a teddy bear key ring wearing a Saints shirt saying Saints no1 fan which was nice of them but it is camper the a row of pink tents and has never seen the light of day.

I bought my brother the Saint gnome for his last birthday it is Quality and has been to a few away games.

 

In the seventies & eighties scarfs where all the rage & I had a silk yellow & blue 1 bought in about 78/79 that was so cool I used to have a red & white 1 on 1 wrist & the yellow 1 on the other & 1 round my neck I must have looked a proper T W A T but thought I was cool as F U C K

 

Mine gnome takes pride of place in the garden.

 

Was given a naff team photo with players signatures that was bought off a market stall, so guaranteed genuine, IIRC tuesday is the day the market traders turn up to get their stock signed.

[Secret Site Agent]

Mum, nan and aunt knitted me a saints scarf when I was 7, and they got the dimensions wrong and it was longer than Doctor Who's. As my birthday was in December I had to wear it to school and the other kids used to tie me to the fence and goal posts with it.

 

Bastards

 

Oh, and I nearly forgot that at Christmas they Knitted me a bobble hat..........with a tassle as they ballsed up the bobble.

 

Mind you, as they are all up in heaven, I did really appreciate it.

Edited 4 September, 2009 by Secret Site Agent