DT Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Bradley Wright-Phillips' brother had a severe haircut once. He was Shaun. Did Shearer do it?
Ken Tone Posted 25 August, 2009 Author Posted 25 August, 2009 (edited) with DMG BWP Surman Rasiak and leaving is it a case of a side parting? Well they say 'parting is such sweet sorrow'. I'm glad to see that hair-related puns became such a growth area whilst I was doing some work, but are we likely to lose (1) one pole or (2) both? A number 2 may leave us a little short up front.... well in fact all over really. K. Edited 25 August, 2009 by Ken Tone hindsight
Spades Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 If we lose either pole, it will be curtains on our season.
beermatt1 Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Whoever Pardew brings in to replace the poles will need to be really fit - our side burns up far to much energy in the first 70 minutes meaning we recede too many late goals.
yorkie Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Oh do bee hive.... I thought Delap was coming back as he has one hell of afro.... Then again I thought that Ryan Sidebotham was joining us as he has a receding 'air line... As for the highlights of tonights game...it will be the tail of two partings...Mrs Philips Brazilian & Rasiak offski to Aire United!
DT Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 He's probably combing Europe for some adequate replacements.
OldNick Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 He's probably combing Europe for some adequate replacements.hair raising stuff
dubai_phil Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Well, one thing's for certain. Let's hope the lads perform well tonight and AP doesn't have to give them the Hair Dryer treatment at Half Time
oxfordshire_saint Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Just heard that Morgan Schneiderlin has recommended a fellow French U20 international to AP, Garnier Fructis, apparently he has the ability to shine
OldNick Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I had to crimp and save to buy my ticket tonight
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Anyway, off for pint. Anyone fancy joining me in the Pube?
saint_bert Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Things haven't been the same since Woops blamed the lunatic fringe
DT Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Anyway, off for pint. Anyone fancy joining me in the Pube? are they having a lock in?
dubai_phil Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 This has been a pleasant change. It has been good therapy for us, after all the trials and tribulations to finally be able to come on here and engage in some eyebrow debate
DT Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 This has been a pleasant change. It has been good therapy for us, after all the trials and tribulations to finally be able to come on here and engage in some eyebrow debate I agree. And it has been most amousseing too.
SaintRichmond Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 This has been a pleasant change. It has been good therapy for us, after all the trials and tribulations to finally be able to come on here and engage in some eyebrow debate ....... " Because we're worth it !!!!!!!..."
oxfordshire_saint Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I agree. And it has been most amousseing too. Salon as we don't get rinsed by Birmingham, I'll still be laughing
Ken Tone Posted 25 August, 2009 Author Posted 25 August, 2009 This has been a pleasant change. It has been good therapy for us, after all the trials and tribulations to finally be able to come on here and engage in some eyebrow debate Goodness knows where you plucked that eyebrow comment from, but can we keep this going all week, so that on Friday I can ask, "Anything for the weekend sir?" K.
Ken Tone Posted 25 August, 2009 Author Posted 25 August, 2009 Anyway, off for pint. Anyone fancy joining me in the Pube? Pube ... isn't he that Brazilian who curled one in by the far post against Haireford? K.
OldNick Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 ....... " Because we're worth it !!!!!!!..." a couple of dozen posts too late for that 1, you need to sharpen up
dubai_phil Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Goodness knows where you plucked that eyebrow comment from, but can we keep this going all week, so that on Friday I can ask, "Anything for the weekend sir?" K. Think that is asking a bit much, although this has played a Vitalis role in cheering us up
alehouseboys Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 ....... " Because we're worth it !!!!!!!..."
dubai_phil Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 a couple of dozen posts too late for that 1, you need to sharpen up You have to be so quick on here, the competition is really cut-throat
BodminSaint Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 i dont give a "ducks ass" which 1 goes but its got to be done swiftly and then maybe the team will work in harmony
Psycrow Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Any truth in the rumour we're signing Andy Todd's brother Sweeney?
Viking Warrior Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I think if rasiak went to Watford it would be a bit of a gamble and proctor for them. Im sure with his commitment their fans will have few hairraising moments from him
Dearne Valley Saint Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Win tonight, Barnet in the next round !
Chez Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I heard Barnet are interested in Rasiak. thats funny because I head Crew were cutting in on the deal. Hope the new replacement is Bryl (cream). Lets hop we get to see some highlights first before he signs so we can brush up on our knowledge. Is it Michael Tong?
krissyboy31 Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Is it Michael Tong? He could float some curlers from the edge of the box!
Ashley Grute Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I think you lot are talking a load of old pony-tails of the poles leaving are totally unfounded
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 We need to WEDGE someone in to the team before the transfer deadline, if this CREW CUT it against Birmingham I will WASH & GO to the pub afterwards, still think we are SHORT at the BACK AND SIDES will take full advantage of that, a little FLAT up TOP just hope tonight Lallana can CUT it AROUND THE BACK to set up a few goals.
Ken Tone Posted 25 August, 2009 Author Posted 25 August, 2009 Where's Razor Ruddock when you need him? Heard he was on a strop. He never was a safety player though was he? K.
Verbal Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 As Jean-Paul Sartre should have said, hell is other people's puns.
sussexsaint Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I reckon, against the grain we will either win or or draw tonight - not totally sure though will have to mullet over some more
corsacar saint Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 When this thread is closed it will definately be - hair today gone tomorrow.
Ponty Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 The pun. The proof that sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit.
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