skintsaint Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Brentford defender in reinactment of a scene from Backdraft
miserableoldgit Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 He just KNEW that having that Chicken Madras the night before would have a devastating effect on the opposition players.
John Boy Saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Early tests with the Liebherr invisible crane were coming along nicely: making the uprights a tad softer is going to be the next challenge.
suspect everyone Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Even whilst performing the moonwalk with his eyes closed the Brentford defender still managed to win the header.
dubai_phil Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Health & Safety Inspectors are today reacting with shock to the news that a Southampton Footballer apparently exceeded the maximum jump height regulations at the St Mary's Stadium. A spokesman for HSE reacted with surprise to the photographs today. "We felt that we had a good working relationship with the club for the past 3 years and that they had agreed to restrict all their players to a maximum jump height of 1foot 8inches, which we have deemed to be safe for workers at the club. This picture clearly shows we may have a problem with the new management trying to implement Footballing processes. I am sure after we explain the situation they will re-implement the Award Winning safety first programme of the previous regimes.."
SO16_Saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 The Saints overcome their height disadvantage through the introduction of invisible trampoleen's
sambosa75 Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Southampton's new tactic of employing players able to traject footballs at pace from their anus' appears to be paying dividends....
trousers Posted 24 August, 2009 Author Posted 24 August, 2009 Southampton's new tactic of employing players able to traject footballs at pace from their anus' appears to be paying dividends.... Is anus' really the plural of anus? Is it not anuses? Or ani?
John Boy Saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign?
Nineteen Canteen Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman had been watching too much of Wimbledon and just thought it was a great idea the ball boys kept chucking him another ball for his second service.
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman shows Lallana the way by shooting with his ar$e..
Saint Garrett Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? Barcelona shirt isn't it ?
DT Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Alan Pardew was so surprised at the anal emission that he decided to uncharacteristically fold his arms.
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 The look of relief on Trotman's face was evident as the cause of his recent constipation finally cleared.
miserableoldgit Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? Barcelona shirt isn't it ? Is that a Barcalona fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign?
Rory Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 I have no idea what any of our players look like anymore.
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 When I said "Does my bum look big in these, I expect you to at least open your eyes AND LOOK!"
saint lard Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman tries to catch the Brentford defence out with the old 'multiball from the ar$e' routine..........later, the ref put a stop to this practice if i recall.
NorthamSteve Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Barcalona fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? No, it's my mate Dave. An Irishman bought up in London, his Mum is an Arsenal fan and he's a Saint. He has handfuls of really compact cylinders everywhere in his house. :cool:
dronskisaint Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Is anus' really the plural of anus? Is it not anuses? Or ani? That's just being anal!
scotty Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? f*cking hell, well spotted that man!
Saint Billy Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Levitation has been adopted by saints as the way to beat their lack of height in the box. Unfortunately, as this picture proves, by the time Trotman had reached the desired height the ball had passed him by.
Daren W Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Nineteen Canteen talks out his arse, Neal Trotman shoots out of his....
oxfordshire_saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Thai girls do ping-pong balls out the fanny, Neal Trotman does footballs out the arse, hardcore!
Nineteen Canteen Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Nineteen Canteen talks out his arse, Neal Trotman shoots out of his.... ...and a little Daren poops out. Daren you can't seem to post without mentioning my name - I suppose I should be flattered.
Lazlo78 Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Saints' Quidditch captain on his invisible Nimbus 3000 broom...
Daren W Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 I'm sure you're posting something about me Numpteen but thankfully I have you on ignore.... B L I S S lol
Lazlo78 Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Slightly improved version of the above picture...
RedFear Posted 24 August, 2009 Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman stands on shoulder of tiny steward for extra height at corner
brightspark Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Trotman's attempt at a leapfrog is admireable, however Saints won't be doing much of that this season
um pahars Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 The Saints overcome their height disadvantage through the introduction of invisible trampoleen's I may have been drunk but when I was on holiday I'm sure I watched basketball matches with mini trampolines all over the court. Wondered what was going on with these players bouncing everywhere, so your quote may have some substance in it if the Americans get a hold of "Soccer" administration!!!!!!
dubai_phil Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I may have been drunk but when I was on holiday I'm sure I watched basketball matches with mini trampolines all over the court. Wondered what was going on with these players bouncing everywhere, so your quote may have some substance in it if the Americans get a hold of "Soccer" administration!!!!!! You weren't drunk unfortunately. It's a very low cost TV package for our sat providers to squabble over. The joys of competition in having about 6 different Sat service providers within the same basic footprint. Showtime ditched CCC & L1 matches for that stuff. Although we've still got the joys of Big Mouthed Bass fishing to come... meanwhile back on captions The new Celebrity Ad Campaign for Franny Benali's Curry House got off to a bad start on Saturday
Dr Octopus Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Saints take 'Blow Football' to a different level!
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