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Wade Garrett

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That sounds like you are talking about me. My instructions weren't negative. I come from a sports coaching background (golf) and know exactly how to get the best out of sports people, thank you very much.

 

I'd love a golf lesson from you. Do you stand 100 feet away and shout 'you're throwing your shoulder at the top you f*cking idiot'

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Kadeem Hardison

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I'd love a golf lesson from you. Do you stand 100 feet away and shout 'you're throwing your shoulder at the top you f*cking idiot'

 

You'd have a long wait to get a golf lesson from me, I'm afraid. I am fully booked up for a very long time.

 

Don't be so ludicrous, of course I don't do that.

 

And St Will, perhaps you should introduce yourself to me next game? If you really are a pro (which I doubt) then I will recognise you as I know pretty much everyone on the circuit.

 

Please don't mention my son again, St Will. It is pretty unsettling to think that someone I don't know was watching him for 90 mins.

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You'd have a long wait to get a golf lesson from me, I'm afraid. I am fully booked up for a very long time.

 

Don't be so ludicrous, of course I don't do that.

 

And St Will, perhaps you should introduce yourself to me next game? If you really are a pro (which I doubt) then I will recognise you as I know pretty much everyone on the circuit.

 

Please don't mention my son again, St Will. It is pretty unsettling to think that someone I don't know was watching him for 90 mins.

 

Perhaps harder still to believe that anyone with coaching knowledge would stand on a terrace bellowing instructions at a professional match (however poorly they are playing), and as for your son, is it not you drawing attention to the poor kid with your behaviour?

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Perhaps harder still to believe that anyone with coaching knowledge would stand on a terrace bellowing instructions at a professional match (however poorly they are playing), and as for your son, is it not you drawing attention to the poor kid with your behaviour?

 

Tache man: 'Spread the ball wide, then kick it towards the goal'.

 

Players: 'Why is that man with the Tache shouting at us?'

 

Tache man: 'It's ok guys, I teach golf, so obviously I'm qualified to coach football'.

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Perhaps harder still to believe that anyone with coaching knowledge would stand on a terrace bellowing instructions at a professional match (however poorly they are playing), and as for your son, is it not you drawing attention to the poor kid with your behaviour?

 

The kid is probably use to it to be fair. It's the trousers and the one gloved hand. Why can't golfers be allowed to wear normal casual wear then Bizzle may get a game? A ridiculous past time I suppose requires ridiculous clothes and why should a hobby that still tries to thrive on exclusivity take up so much land for so few. Bulldoze Wentworh and put in some much needed social housing in the county - just as an example, seriously would anybody really miss golf courses?

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Dibden Purlieu Saint

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The kid is probably use to it to be fair. It's the trousers and the one gloved hand. Why can't golfers be allowed to wear normal casual wear then Bizzle may get a game? A ridiculous past time I suppose requires ridiculous clothes and why should a hobby that still tries to thrive on exclusivity take up so much land for so few. Bulldoze Wentworh and put in some much needed social housing in the county - just as an example, seriously would anybody really miss golf courses?

 

Yes, those millions of us who play golf.

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Wade Garrett

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You'd have a long wait to get a golf lesson from me, I'm afraid. I am fully booked up for a very long time.

 

Don't be so ludicrous, of course I don't do that.

 

And St Will, perhaps you should introduce yourself to me next game? If you really are a pro (which I doubt) then I will recognise you as I know pretty much everyone on the circuit.

 

Please don't mention my son again, St Will. It is pretty unsettling to think that someone I don't know was watching him for 90 mins.

 

I bet you're not even a proper PGA pro. Are you one of those that paid the money to go on a 2 day course (for a large fee), and came out the other side as a 'qualified coach'?

 

I would imagine the extent of your wisdom is to tell people to 'keep your head down'. Forgive me if I don't beat your door down for a lesson.

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St Will

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You'd have a long wait to get a golf lesson from me, I'm afraid. I am fully booked up for a very long time.

 

Don't be so ludicrous, of course I don't do that.

 

And St Will, perhaps you should introduce yourself to me next game? If you really are a pro (which I doubt) then I will recognise you as I know pretty much everyone on the circuit.

 

Please don't mention my son again, St Will. It is pretty unsettling to think that someone I don't know was watching him for 90 mins.

 

Yeah it was definitely you, cuz you sound as daft on here as you did at the football! I am a pro, but I'm not claiming to be famous, I play mini-tour golf, but having worked with pretty much every coach with any pedigree in this country, barring Dennis (the destroyer) Pugh, I can confirm I haven't seen or heard of you before, so you must be booked up with ladies and 28 handicappers.

 

As someone else said, it was you who was drawing attention to yourself and your son, and when I turned round to see who was shouting complete nonsense, I couldn't help but notice your son looked embarrased to be associated with ya. Probably cuz I was one of about 20 people unfortunate enough to sit near you who were looking round, wandering "what on earth are you talking about?!".

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What a top thread, has raised some interesting points, not least the crucial one about throwing the shoulder at the top of the swing.

 

Is this what causes the snap hook?

 

Mini-tour golf, just reminded me of the crazy golf scene in Happy Gilmour

 

Oh and a nice baiting of the hook by 19C

 

As for the OP, c'mon, don't act all surprise that someone was spouting off rubbish at the football. Jeez, you've been here long enough to know that we ALL do it. Perhaps your man is just a forum poster with one of those voice recognition packages..

 

Wasn't Alps at the game?

 

Oh and finally, after the story on Sky News yesterday, hope not too many of our casually dressed youth travel to France in the near future in their fake designer gear, be a bit embarrassing for them having it confiscated and flying back to Eastleigh in a towel

 

 

 

Just kidding Alp's :-)

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Kadeem Hardison

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Yeah it was definitely you, cuz you sound as daft on here as you did at the football! I am a pro, but I'm not claiming to be famous, I play mini-tour golf

 

Well, there you go then. You are obviously not famous, otherwise I would have spotted you if you were sat as close as you say you were. I am surprised you didn't recognise me, but then the moustache is a new addition. You can't tell me anything about golf when the best you do is mini golf.

 

As for looking at my son, are you saying that it is ok for you to ogle him because other people were? I feel rather sick now. People like you are wrong in the head and should be locked up.

 

Incidentally, the things I was shouting contained very motivating techniques. I have read many psychology books on coaching and have modified my language to use such tecniques - so much so that such language often comes naturally to me when I am watching football. Try reading Mike Brearley's The Art of Captaincy or Sun Tzu's The Art of War and you will notice the subtle language that I was using. At least educate yourself before you criticise.

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The complete gash in block 35, row FF, around about seat 928, with the moustache/goatee thing....thought he was the next Gordon Strachan, barking out instructions and negatie remarks, even though what he was saying sounded completely ridiculous?! I've seen you knocking around in the Kingsland/Northam corner quite a few times. You're an idiot. Please be quiet, you're embarrassing. If you post on here please out yourself as it would be funny if you're also a serial negative SWF poster!

Prawn Sandwich Eating Fan In "Too Much Noise" Shocker!

 

Hold the front page.

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The complete gash in block 35, row FF, around about seat 928, with the moustache/goatee thing....thought he was the next Gordon Strachan, barking out instructions and negatie remarks, even though what he was saying sounded completely ridiculous?! I've seen you knocking around in the Kingsland/Northam corner quite a few times. You're an idiot. Please be quiet, you're embarrassing. If you post on here please out yourself as it would be funny if you're also a serial negative SWF poster!

 

It was me

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You'd have a long wait to get a golf lesson from me, I'm afraid. I am fully booked up for a very long time.

 

Don't be so ludicrous, of course I don't do that.

 

And St Will, perhaps you should introduce yourself to me next game? If you really are a pro (which I doubt) then I will recognise you as I know pretty much everyone on the circuit.

 

Please don't mention my son again, St Will. It is pretty unsettling to think that someone I don't know was watching him for 90 mins.

 

I know of one PGA registered pro that is a ST holder but I am 100% sure you are not him, his initials are JS.

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St Will

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Incidentally, the things I was shouting contained very motivating techniques. I have read many psychology books on coaching and have modified my language to use such tecniques - so much so that such language often comes naturally to me when I am watching football. Try reading Mike Brearley's The Art of Captaincy or Sun Tzu's The Art of War and you will notice the subtle language that I was using. At least educate yourself before you criticise.

 

lol tell me this is a joke?!

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Dibden Purlieu Saint

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Well, there you go then. You are obviously not famous, otherwise I would have spotted you if you were sat as close as you say you were. I am surprised you didn't recognise me, but then the moustache is a new addition. You can't tell me anything about golf when the best you do is mini golf.

 

As for looking at my son, are you saying that it is ok for you to ogle him because other people were? I feel rather sick now. People like you are wrong in the head and should be locked up.

 

Incidentally, the things I was shouting contained very motivating techniques. I have read many psychology books on coaching and have modified my language to use such tecniques - so much so that such language often comes naturally to me when I am watching football. Try reading Mike Brearley's The Art of Captaincy or Sun Tzu's The Art of War and you will notice the subtle language that I was using. At least educate yourself before you criticise.

 

Are you seriously accusing him of being a paedophile cos he felt sorry for your son? Sounds like the usual News of the World type thinking. Man looks at child = pedo!! Ridiculous. What course you a pro at? I'm tending to push my drives at the moment, but I do have a slightly weak grip. Could this be contributing?

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Tiggs, you're being a very silly boy. Stop it or you'll have to go and sit on the naughty step for ten minutes.

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St Will

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Are you seriously accusing him of being a paedophile cos he felt sorry for your son? Sounds like the usual News of the World type thinking. Man looks at child = pedo!! Ridiculous. What course you a pro at? I'm tending to push my drives at the moment, but I do have a slightly weak grip. Could this be contributing?

 

His son looked about 18-21 anyway, so I don't know what the **** he's on about. I think his posts have proved he's not completely sane to be fair.

 

Try getting you weight feeling into your right foot at setup, that should help you release the head and stop you blocking it. Sounds like you could be too left sided, either at setup or at impact. A weak grip is fine ad long as you're not losing power. So weight in your right foot and stay in behind it as you hit it. HTH

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The bit of skirt I was dogging in knew fully well that saturday afternoons are for football. She could go off and do some shopping or something. She was more than decent and her dad was a Lord. That opposed to some scum of a ****ty council estate somewhere.

Also why do you suggest that i'm a neanderthal?

 

 

:D this is genuinely funny, but I cant help wondering whether it was intended to be!!

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His son looked about 18-21 anyway, so I don't know what the **** he's on about. I think his posts have proved he's not completely sane to be fair.

 

Try getting you weight feeling into your right foot at setup, that should help you release the head and stop you blocking it. Sounds like you could be too left sided, either at setup or at impact. A weak grip is fine ad long as you're not losing power. So weight in your right foot and stay in behind it as you hit it. HTH

 

That may help. I suppose shifting your weight too early will leave the club face slightly open. I'll give that a try cheers!

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That may help. I suppose shifting your weight too early will leave the club face slightly open. I'll give that a try cheers!

 

If you shift your weight too early, what happens is your arms lag behind and if you hold onto it, there's your right shot. If you're too left sided at setup, you're likely to spin and back up out of it, which again can produce a right shot if you're not releasing the head (it would go left if you did release it). Because of your weak grip, you won't be over releasing the club, so it could be either of the things I suggested. It could be other things too, but they would be the first things I'd look at.

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Millions? Hope you are not suggesting that over 1 in 50 of us play golf in this country and you are talking globally. Americans only play it as otherwise for such an obese nation many would never go outside.

 

Over a million play in the UK and if I remember rightly, 5 million in the US. HTH

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Over a million play in the UK and if I remember rightly, 5 million in the US. HTH

 

Crazy Golf at the Sports Centre doesn't count Will.;)

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Yes, those millions of us who play golf.

 

An interesting fact is that nearly as many men play golf (9%) as play football (10%) in the UK.

 

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/downloads/theme_compendia/sport&leisure.pdf

 

With 4 million people in this country playing golf (of whom half are members of clubs) http://www.franchisedirect.co.uk/golffranchises/188 , it certainly is big business. Maybe Izzle Bizzle is raking in the cash with his coaching!!!!

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Millions? Hope you are not suggesting that over 1 in 50 of us play golf in this country and you are talking globally. Americans only play it as otherwise for such an obese nation many would never go outside.

 

Nice one, I'm going to steal that for use on another site;)

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Oh right, it's just that I was reading how in Iran they don't let women go to the football because they're Muslim.

 

I was thinking maybe you're a Muslim due to your backward, Muslim-like misogyny and immense stupidity.

 

Interesting. Those who shout the loudest are those with something to hide. Perhaps Benham/Bizzle is one of the chavvy Asians we see down St Mary Street on a Saturday. The way he goes on and on about his macho way with the Hon. Lady Arse-Wipe probably indicates that he's a repressed homosexual as well.

 

Be yourself Benham. Come out of the closet and be proud to be Muslim and Gay.

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