You've got mail -

[Saint in Paradise]

and possibly an STD :mad:

 

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10592481

 

One of the cards shows a young man reclining in his underwear. It reads: "Hi! I don't know if this is the best way to tell you, but I've learned that I have an STD."

 

The card suggests the recipient see a doctor.