Red Alert Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 1. RULE No1 is a book by Rupert Morgan about a bee keeper in Iraq who inadvertently gets labelled a terrorist when Western Intelligence decide he is going to unleash a swarm of killer bees.... 2. Posting a picture of the subject matter that the thread is about. 3. Probably best not to indulge in Rule 1 if someone is talking about Rule 34. Rule 34. There is porn of it somewhere. It must be shown. STFU. Means "Shut the Fck Up".
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Can we rename this thread "getting sacked on mass" No, call it "Getting Sacked En Masse" instead. Sorry, bored, the pedant escaped. Infractions accepted. :smt085
Post-it note Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 No, call it "Getting Sacked En Masse" instead. Sorry, bored, the pedant escaped. Infractions accepted. :smt085 We've already had that 'joke'.
Post-it note Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Rule 1 is explained here. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule+1
pilsburydoughboy Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 This is the sexy Penny. Is this you at the weekend????????
pilsburydoughboy Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 Polish ? I have a feeling it was shiny enough already.
pilsburydoughboy Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny. Do grumble mags still float your boat or do you just dream this stuff up? Please explain "dogging her in atm" is this like running a car in?or a sexual act that takes place near a cash machine? Do you wear your kenzo jeans when "dogging her in atm"
Marsdinho Posted 26 August, 2009 Posted 26 August, 2009 There's 1 rule 1 for 1, and 1 rule 1 for every 1 else....
Made in Southampton Posted 26 August, 2009 Posted 26 August, 2009 I think the resemblance in uncanny.
SO16_Saint Posted 26 August, 2009 Posted 26 August, 2009 Rule 1 is explained here. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule+1 i love the example in that link: person 1 "did you see kelly brooks cameltoe on that programme last night?" reply "RULE 1" Im sure there were hundreds of other ways of explaining Rule 1 without the need to put Kelly Brooks Cameltoe in the example.... Never the less, Rule 1 is in order :smt049
tpbury Posted 27 August, 2009 Posted 27 August, 2009 I still rate the ONLY picture so far posted. Get her to PM me. Apart from that, there's no other rule onnage at all! Very poor.
Dog Posted 7 January, 2011 Posted 7 January, 2011 OK, here's the new girl Jenna. She is 37 years old and gagging for my love soup.
latter day saint Posted 7 January, 2011 Posted 7 January, 2011 OK, here's the new girl Jenna. She is 37 years old and gagging for my love soup. love soup ? did you get some in her eye as she seems to be squinting a bit ? at least she doesn't an adam's apple.
latter day saint Posted 7 January, 2011 Posted 7 January, 2011 i've just noticed she has the inner thingy of her ear pierced. does she have any other piercings? rule 1 remember.
SO16_Saint Posted 8 January, 2011 Posted 8 January, 2011 This thread doesnt open on iphones through tapatalk - I thought there would be some serious clunge but alas, no
Chez Posted 15 January, 2011 Posted 15 January, 2011 OK, here's the new girl Jenna. She is 37 years old and gagging for my love soup. the rohypnol seems to taking effect already.
tpbury Posted 15 January, 2011 Posted 15 January, 2011 Fit? Yes! (37!!! - good on it) Rohypnol - Yes! Mechanics Hands - Yes! Let her get to work on you dude!
Wurzel Posted 15 January, 2011 Posted 15 January, 2011 OK, here's the new girl Jenna. She is 37 years old and gagging for my love soup. Not for me. She appears to bite off her conquests ******** and carry them round in a jug of formaldehyde !
Draino76 Posted 15 January, 2011 Author Posted 15 January, 2011 Hmm, I would like to make a guestimate regarding her clunge; however I do not have enough data re: her eyebrows. Irrespectively of that; I would love to use her for 20 minutes.
Draino76 Posted 16 January, 2011 Author Posted 16 January, 2011 shemale? She does not have any kids. I don't think I has to elaborate any further.
SO16_Saint Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 I sit opposite this. bet you dont stand up opposite this much!
Deppo Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 Doesn't she get cold in the office dressed like that?
Shandy_Top_89 Posted 24 January, 2011 Posted 24 January, 2011 All the Rules including 1 + 34 originate off of certain other meme spouting websites/boards that best remain unmentioned. Deep in the diahorrea filled bowels of the internet they lie.
tonibell Posted 6 February, 2011 Posted 6 February, 2011 (edited) Me and the delightful Tanya and NO I havent had the op, l dont know if Tanya has Edited 6 February, 2011 by tonibell
Jonnyboy Posted 6 February, 2011 Posted 6 February, 2011 Me and the delightful Tanya and NO I havent had the op, l dont know if Tanya has That doesnt look like your workplace TBF
Draino76 Posted 6 February, 2011 Author Posted 6 February, 2011 That doesnt look like your workplace TBF Some folk do work from home.
Deppo Posted 6 February, 2011 Posted 6 February, 2011 NO I havent had the op, l dont know if Tanya has You've still got a c*ck then? PM me.
Jonnyboy Posted 6 February, 2011 Posted 6 February, 2011 X Some folk do work from home. Yeah but not her. I stalk.
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