Draino76 Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 You know, what have you all got? An office full of hotties, borderline boilers or revolting pigs? I shall try and take sneaky images of the birds at work on my mobile today so you can all Rule 1 till your hearts content. Your mobile pics of chicks, and *****rs in the would be greatly appreciated too. Can we have a competition to see who is the 'Queen of Rule 1', and of course, the 'most revolting Rule 1 ever?
skintsaint Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I work at home naked so will post a pic up soon
OldNick Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 This is the sexy Penny. is that a bit of a hold up showing?
Pancake Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 is that a bit of a hold up showing? If by "hold up" you mean "Adams Apple", then yeah.
saint_stevo Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 None of the women at work would let me take their picture.
OldNick Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 If by "hold up" you mean "Adams Apple", then yeah.lol
saint_stevo Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 If by "hold up" you mean "Adams Apple", then yeah. LOL Congratulations btw......
Draino76 Posted 21 August, 2009 Author Posted 21 August, 2009 Unfortunately, my mobile camera makes a loud clicking sound even when its on silent. However I will be back tonight with facebook pics of collegues who are hot, borderline boilers, and the pigs. Dog, that could be the 1st contender for 'borderline boiler'?
Dog Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 If by "hold up" you mean "Adams Apple", then yeah. Ewww, never noticed that before. :-\"
Pancake Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Congratulations btw...... Cheers dude, Ive got the hangover from hell today.
Dog Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Cheers dude, Ive got the hangover from hell today. Did you get the all clear?
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Ewww, never noticed that before. :-\" Has she ever won the woman's 800 metres ?
OldNick Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Has she ever won the woman's 800 metres ? oh dear i bet she was not warned how cruel some are on here
Thedelldays Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 This is the sexy Penny. has she passed the IAAF Gender test..?
Draino76 Posted 21 August, 2009 Author Posted 21 August, 2009 (edited) Can we rename this thread "getting sacked on mass" Erm. On 2nd thoughts, pls lock. 3rd thoughts; be careful. Edited 21 August, 2009 by Draino76
Wiltshire Saint Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Can we rename this thread "getting sacked on mass" alternatively call it "getting sacked en masse"
Marsdinho Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 We have a fitteh at work that appeared in Nuts magazine a few months ago...
SO16_Saint Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 We have a fitteh at work that appeared in Nuts magazine a few months ago... you read the title of this thread - RULE 1 FFS
Baj Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 alternatively call it "getting sacked en masse" Works either way
Marsdinho Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 WTF is RULE 1. Ive seen it mentioned on here loads and just though it was some special code for internet mongs on this forum. Now that its been levelled at me, I could do with an explanation... I know it has something to do with the infractions malarky in the past, but I only dip in and out of this forum and its passed me by.... Same with all the b-anter & Orly sh1t.....f+ck knows what they are about.
SO16_Saint Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 WTF is RULE 1. Ive seen it mentioned on here loads and just though it was some special code for internet mongs on this forum. Now that its been levelled at me, I could do with an explanation... I know it has something to do with the infractions malarky in the past, but I only dip in and out of this forum and its passed me by.... Same with all the b-anter & Orly sh1t.....f+ck knows what they are about. Ha. it took me ages to understand it, too. From what i can gather, Rule 1 is providing a picture of said fitteh for 'internet mongs' to oggle still dont know what the feck ORLY is....!
Draino76 Posted 21 August, 2009 Author Posted 21 August, 2009 Ha. it took me ages to understand it, too. From what i can gather, Rule 1 is providing a picture of said fitteh for 'internet mongs' to oggle still dont know what the feck ORLY is....! ORLY?
Marsdinho Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I should say that I do include myself in the "internet mongs" group...
bungle Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 still dont know what the feck ORLY is....! It's a French airport.
Pancake Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 It's a French airport. No its not, its a "commune" in Paris. The airport (and the airbase) is "Paris-Orly".
J Bizzle Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny.
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny. I'm sure ya mum wouldn't mind, your dad might though
Dog Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny. Polish ?
Draino76 Posted 21 August, 2009 Author Posted 21 August, 2009 I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny. Come on rule 1 man. She doesn't troll on this site does she?
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Well this is already a candidate for Worst. Thread. Ever. 40 posts and only one pic of an old tranny and a load of 'hilarious' owls.
St Landrew Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I always get a kick out of the RLY Owls and Gulls though, so it has been worthwhile. Dog could have spared us the RULE 1 pic though.
Made in Southampton Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I'm with the other guy. Whats rule 1 ?
dubai_phil Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Seeing as our new office/warehouse still isn't ready, I work from home. Unfortunately as flikr is banned here and I never found out how to post photos, you guys will have to google some pics of the Totty rather than the ones I have of them performing their tasks down here.. About 6 weeks ago there was Paris, I was her new bestest best friend. Think there's a photo of two of her around, she helped with some filing & video editing I needed sorting out. Back in November this energetic Aussie chick Kylie hung around for a few days making the tea. Angelina popped round and did some tele-marketing, first met her when she was supposed to drop in to see a neighbour with Brad but their chopper landed on the wrong lawn. Had to replant the whole thing - disgraceful behaviour but they did buy the turf for me. Felt a bit bad running a Green company when their chopper dropped it off though. TBF I'm getting fed up with these desperate older women. I advertised for a PA, can you believe Lisa Edelstein applied. I gave her EricofArabia's number - his wife was away and he needed someone to keep his place organised over the summer, luckily (at the time) Olivia Wilde also applied. She came down for a second interview and the cow ran off with my girlfriend. So, am stuck at the moment to decide if Grace Park gets the Secretarial position or the New Girlfriend role.
hamster Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 WTF is RULE 1. Ive seen it mentioned on here loads and just though it was some special code for internet mongs on this forum. Now that its been levelled at me, I could do with an explanation... Ha. it took me ages to understand it, too. From what i can gather, Rule 1 is ..... ..! I'm with the other guy. Whats rule 1 ? Rule 1 is there is no Rule 1. hth
St Landrew Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I'm with the other guy. Whats rule 1 ? A picture or photograhic proof. Basically, the evidence. There's loads of rules. Release too much nasty Rule 1 and you encounter Rule 303.
hamster Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 stfu. what does that one mean? On a side note, i just noticed my new avatar, and don't tell that blokes girlfriend, but it looks... well er.... a bit wonky to me. Thoughts?
saint_stevo Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Mars, You are now a cheapo Reggy User Regards s_s
saint boggy Posted 22 August, 2009 Posted 22 August, 2009 Ha. it took me ages to understand it, too. From what i can gather, Rule 1 is providing a picture of said fitteh for 'internet mongs' to oggle still dont know what the feck ORLY is....! "orly" is just a quick way of saying "oh, really" ..........HTH.....>>>>> ("hope this helps"......took me ages to figure out what that meant)
Redbul Posted 25 August, 2009 Posted 25 August, 2009 I'm with the other guy. Whats rule 1 ? 1. RULE No1 is a book by Rupert Morgan about a bee keeper in Iraq who inadvertently gets labelled a terrorist when Western Intelligence decide he is going to unleash a swarm of killer bees.... 2. Posting a picture of the subject matter that the thread is about. 3. Probably best not to indulge in Rule 1 if someone is talking about Rule 34.
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