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Totty in your workplace; RULE 1!


Draino76

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You know, what have you all got? An office full of hotties, borderline boilers or revolting pigs?

 

I shall try and take sneaky images of the birds at work on my mobile today so you can all Rule 1 till your hearts content.

 

Your mobile pics of chicks, and *****rs in the would be greatly appreciated too.

 

Can we have a competition to see who is the 'Queen of Rule 1', and of course, the 'most revolting Rule 1 ever?

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Unfortunately, my mobile camera makes a loud clicking sound even when its on silent. However I will be back tonight with facebook pics of collegues who are hot, borderline boilers, and the pigs.

 

Dog, that could be the 1st contender for 'borderline boiler'?

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WTF is RULE 1.

 

Ive seen it mentioned on here loads and just though it was some special code for internet mongs on this forum. Now that its been levelled at me, I could do with an explanation...

 

I know it has something to do with the infractions malarky in the past, but I only dip in and out of this forum and its passed me by....

 

Same with all the b-anter & Orly sh1t.....f+ck knows what they are about.

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WTF is RULE 1.

 

Ive seen it mentioned on here loads and just though it was some special code for internet mongs on this forum. Now that its been levelled at me, I could do with an explanation...

 

I know it has something to do with the infractions malarky in the past, but I only dip in and out of this forum and its passed me by....

 

Same with all the b-anter & Orly sh1t.....f+ck knows what they are about.

 

 

Ha. it took me ages to understand it, too.

 

From what i can gather, Rule 1 is providing a picture of said fitteh for 'internet mongs' to oggle

 

still dont know what the feck ORLY is....!

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I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny.

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I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny.

 

I'm sure ya mum wouldn't mind, your dad might though

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I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny.

 

Polish ?

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I could post a photo of the fitteh in my office, for the summer. I wouldn't get sacked as my dads the boss. However I'm not going to as I'm dogging her in atm and if she found out I posted a pic of her on here I don't think i'd be getting anymore of her fanny.

 

Come on rule 1 man. She doesn't troll on this site does she?

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Well this is already a candidate for Worst. Thread. Ever.

 

40 posts and only one pic of an old tranny and a load of 'hilarious' owls.

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Seeing as our new office/warehouse still isn't ready, I work from home.

 

Unfortunately as flikr is banned here and I never found out how to post photos, you guys will have to google some pics of the Totty rather than the ones I have of them performing their tasks down here..

 

About 6 weeks ago there was Paris, I was her new bestest best friend. Think there's a photo of two of her around, she helped with some filing & video editing I needed sorting out.

 

Back in November this energetic Aussie chick Kylie hung around for a few days making the tea.

 

Angelina popped round and did some tele-marketing, first met her when she was supposed to drop in to see a neighbour with Brad but their chopper landed on the wrong lawn. Had to replant the whole thing - disgraceful behaviour but they did buy the turf for me. Felt a bit bad running a Green company when their chopper dropped it off though.

 

TBF I'm getting fed up with these desperate older women. I advertised for a PA, can you believe Lisa Edelstein applied. I gave her EricofArabia's number - his wife was away and he needed someone to keep his place organised over the summer, luckily (at the time) Olivia Wilde also applied. She came down for a second interview and the cow ran off with my girlfriend.

 

So, am stuck at the moment to decide if Grace Park gets the Secretarial position or the New Girlfriend role.

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WTF is RULE 1.

 

Ive seen it mentioned on here loads and just though it was some special code for internet mongs on this forum. Now that its been levelled at me, I could do with an explanation...

 

Ha. it took me ages to understand it, too.

 

From what i can gather, Rule 1 is .....

..!

 

I'm with the other guy. Whats rule 1 ?

 

Rule 1 is there is no Rule 1. hth

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Ha. it took me ages to understand it, too.

 

From what i can gather, Rule 1 is providing a picture of said fitteh for 'internet mongs' to oggle

 

still dont know what the feck ORLY is....!

 

"orly" is just a quick way of saying "oh, really" :)..........HTH.....>>>>> ("hope this helps"......took me ages to figure out what that meant) :rolleyes:

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I'm with the other guy. Whats rule 1 ?

 

1. RULE No1 is a book by Rupert Morgan about a bee keeper in Iraq who inadvertently gets labelled a terrorist when Western Intelligence decide he is going to unleash a swarm of killer bees....

 

2. Posting a picture of the subject matter that the thread is about.

 

3. Probably best not to indulge in Rule 1 if someone is talking about Rule 34.

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