dickyhale Posted 18 August, 2009 Posted 18 August, 2009 (edited) When I was just a little boy, My father bought me a favorite toy, A Pompey scum on a string, He told me to kick his F*****g head in, His F*****g head in, His F*****g head in, He told me to kick his F*****g head in. When I was just a little boy, My granddad bought me a favorite toy, A Pompey scum on a string, He told me to kick his F*****g head in, His F*****g head in, His F*****g head in, He told me to kick his F*****g head in... And it's all Southampton, All Southampton FC, We're by far the greatest team, The world has ever seen... Oh when the Saints, go marching in, Oh when the Saints go marching in, I want to be in that number, Oh when the Saints go marching in... When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be, Should I be Pompey, Should I be Saints, Here’s what she said to me, Wash your mouth out son, And go get your father's gun, And shoot the Pompey scum, And support the saints, We hate Pompey! We hate Pompey! Let's all have a disco, Let's all have a disco, lalala la, lalala la, Let's all have a disco, Let's all have a disco, lalala la, lalala la... We love Southampton, We do, We love Southampton, We do, We love Southampton, We do, Oh Southampton we love you... Le Tiss, Le Tiss, Matt Matt Le Tiss, He get's the ball he takes the p*ss, Matt Matt Le Tiss... Red army, Red army, Red army, Red army, Red army, De de de de Saganowski, De de de de Saganowski, De de de de Saganowski, De de de de Saganowski, Southampton, (clap x3), Southampton, (clap x3), Southampton, (clap x3), Southampton, (clap x3), Southampton, (clap x3), Southerners, Southerners, Southerners, Southerners, Southerners, Southerners, Southerners... Stand up if you love the Saints, Stand up if you love the Saints, Stand up if you love the Saints, Stand up if you love the Saints... Come On You Reds, Come On You Reds, Come On You Reds, Come on Come On You Reds, Come On You Reds, Come On You Reds, Come on... Sing when yer winning, You only sing when yer winning, Sing when yer winning, You only sing when yer winning... Your father is your brother, Your sister is your mother, You all s**g one another, The Pompey family... We Are Southampton,The Pride Of The South, We Hate All The Bast*rds That Come From Portsmouith, We Only Drink Whiskey,We Only Drink Rum, Southampton Boys Are In Town, Lalalalalalalalala.. Hollow, Hollow,Hollow Pompey's sucess is f*cking hollow, All that money they took, From that big russian crook, And their stadiums still a s***hole We are the southampton The pride of the south, We hate all them b*stards, That come from Portsmouth, They only drink cresta, They only drink coke, The Pompey boys are a joke, La la la, la la la la la, We only drink whisky, We only drink brown, The southampton boys are in town!! We all hate the Pompey boys,We all hate the Pompey boys... We all follow Southampton, Over Land and Sea (And Portsmouth!) We all follow Southampton, Onto Victory (Altogether now,) We all follow Southampton, The Greatest Football Team, (Not Portsmouth!) We all follow Southampton, Onto Victory Fratton Park Is Fallin Down, Falin Down Fallin Down, Fratton Park Is Fallin Down Poor Old Pompey, Biuld It Up In Red And White, Red And White Red And White, Biuld It Up In Red And White Poor Old Pompey, We Hate Pompey, We Hate Pompey… They're here, They're there, They're every f*ckin where, Empty seats, empty seats.. Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Stick Pompey on the top, Tottenham Hotspur in the middle And then burn the f***ing lot!! We had joy, We had fun, We had Pompey on the run, But the joy didnt last, Cos the b*stards ran too fast.. We are Southampton, We are Southampton, We are Southampton from the Dell, We are Southampton, Super Southampton, We are Southampton from the Dell.. Ooooooooooooooon the ****, the ****, the ****, For Matt Le Tiss, Le Tiss, Le Tiss, He's the leader of our football team. He's the greatest, **** taker, That the wooooorld have ever seen... LAMBERTS NEW SONG = He stands just over 6 foot 3, Rickie, Rickie he'll take us to the Premier League, Rickie, Rickie, He gets the ball, he takes the ***s, He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss, Ricky Lamber, southamptons Goal machine. thanks to redandwhite91 + um bongo for Lamberts song lyrics Got a couple of vaseline pots left here ready. [check old posts] Edited 18 August, 2009 by dickyhale
Griffo Posted 18 August, 2009 Posted 18 August, 2009 I'm sure as this is a saints fans messageboard that the vast majority of the population on here know the songs..
.comsaint Posted 18 August, 2009 Posted 18 August, 2009 How about just one: "We're sh1t - and we know we are we're sh1t - and we know we are..."
dickyhale Posted 18 August, 2009 Author Posted 18 August, 2009 We only sing about 2 of them. Thats why i posted this, we only sing a few songs. Why not open our choice of songs more?
Griffo Posted 18 August, 2009 Posted 18 August, 2009 Thats why i posted this, we only sing a few songs. Why not open our choice of songs more? I'm sure most of our fans have heard/know of these songs.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 18 August, 2009 Posted 18 August, 2009 LAMBERTS NEW SONG = He stands just over 6 foot 3, Rickie, Rickie he'll take us to the Premier League, Rickie, Rickie, He gets the ball, he takes the ***s, He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss, Ricky Lamber, southamptons Goal machine. thanks to redandwhite92 + um bongo for Lamberts song lyrics Who is redandwhite92?!?! Sort it out; I was born in '91 not '92! Cheers for the mention anyway haha
dickyhale Posted 18 August, 2009 Author Posted 18 August, 2009 Who is redandwhite92?!?! Sort it out; I was born in '91 not '92! Cheers for the mention anyway haha Ok, nice song.
dickyhale Posted 18 August, 2009 Author Posted 18 August, 2009 I'm sure most of our fans have heard/know of these songs. Why dont we sing them as much then. Im sure we could use this songs abit more often.
.comsaint Posted 18 August, 2009 Posted 18 August, 2009 Why dont we sing them as much then. Im sure we could use this songs abit more often. dicky - have you been on the sauce drowning your sorrows old chap?
dickyhale Posted 18 August, 2009 Author Posted 18 August, 2009 dicky - have you been on the sauce drowning your sorrows old chap? As i said, ive got vaseline pots ready, [check my old posts] .... Enough said. Don't post pointless comments pointing out arguments please?
brightspark Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 My personal favourite song i've heard was sung by Leicester City... 6 or 7 years ago at SMS. It went: "we're sh*t, and we're beating you" The only problem with this one may be that we are actually so sh*t, we might never get into the lead.
saint_stevo Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 score in a brothel......we couldn't score in a broooothel
RedAndWhite91 Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 score in a brothel......we couldn't score in a broooothel Witty, and true.
The9 Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 Funny, I was always singing "gets the ball, takes the p1ss", and "Fratton Park is falling down". Oh and "sing when you're winning". All this time I've been singing grammatically correct versions, how very stupid of me.
Rogerfryisalegend Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 The funiest chant i heard last night: "Who's the Wan*** in the Blue" (for those not there the ref was in Light blue) a small section replied with "Wotton, Wotton"
Saint Since '51 Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 Why are most of our songs about Pompey? And why so bitter? It's fun to enjoy a laugh at Pompey's expense from time to time. But some supporters define themselves more by their hatred than by their support. It's out of proportion.
shurlock Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 The funiest chant i heard last night: "Who's the Wan*** in the Blue" (for those not there the ref was in Light blue) a small section replied with "Wotton, Wotton" I might not have heard right but weren't some of our lot singing "Paul Wotton, Sex Offender"? If so, it was hilarious.
dickyhale Posted 19 August, 2009 Author Posted 19 August, 2009 we need a CB (need a CB) No, We still need a CB (need a CB)
dickyhale Posted 19 August, 2009 Author Posted 19 August, 2009 My personal favourite song i've heard was sung by Leicester City... 6 or 7 years ago at SMS. It went: "we're sh*t, and we're beating you" The only problem with this one may be that we are actually so sh*t, we might never get into the lead. Yeah, hopefully we will have the chance of a win on sataday.
dickyhale Posted 19 August, 2009 Author Posted 19 August, 2009 score in a brothel......we couldn't score in a broooothel This has gone all down hill for us, stevo i heard you drive a bus to the saints games? how much?
dickyhale Posted 19 August, 2009 Author Posted 19 August, 2009 The funiest chant i heard last night: "Who's the Wan*** in the Blue" (for those not there the ref was in Light blue) a small section replied with "Wotton, Wotton" He was an unfair ref, allways giving Swindon corners when it was our goal kick.
dickyhale Posted 19 August, 2009 Author Posted 19 August, 2009 Why are most of our songs about Pompey? And why so bitter? It's fun to enjoy a laugh at Pompey's expense from time to time. But some supporters define themselves more by their hatred than by their support. It's out of proportion. Don't ask me or us. We didn't make these songs. Rivaly is a thing what happens over time. Obviously we have taken a step to far. We have got more songs based on Portsmouth than us.
SKATE_HATE Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 Who done that song about Red**** and the skates to a robbie williams tune?
dickyhale Posted 19 August, 2009 Author Posted 19 August, 2009 Who done that song about Red**** and the skates to a robbie williams tune? That mobile phone tune? I dont know but i got it.
SKATE_HATE Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 Not sure about it being a ring tone but I think it was done by a local band. Used to have it on cd
J Bizzle Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 My old man said be a Pompey fan I said **** off ******** you're a c*nt I'd rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it than be a pompey fan for just one minute (?) With hatchets and hammers stanley knives and spanners we'll teach you portsmouth bastards how to fight if your hearts not in it you'll be dead in a minute if you're not wearing red and white (?) Havn't sung it in so long, have forgotten thte words and put down what they thought they were.
dickyhale Posted 19 August, 2009 Author Posted 19 August, 2009 My old man said be a Pompey fan I said **** off ******** you're a c*nt I'd rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it than be a pompey fan for just one minute (?) With hatchets and hammers stanley knives and spanners we'll teach you portsmouth bastards how to fight if your hearts not in it you'll be dead in a minute if you're not wearing red and white (?) Havn't sung it in so long, have forgotten thte words and put down what they thought they were. How long?
J Bizzle Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 How long? 2 years, not that long, but just forgot the words. Think thats correct though. Also Who's that lying outside teh Gladstone........
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 "We're **** and we're beating you" is one of my favourites.
John Boy Saint Posted 19 August, 2009 Posted 19 August, 2009 I'm looking forward to singing "We were here when we were sh1t" or "We were here when we were broke" in years to come. A few years ago at Southend I thought the "we've got a shed that's bigger than this" was a witty little ditty
saintquin Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 One from the 70s If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the ass of a crow I'd fly over pompey tomorrow And sh1t on the b*stards below below And sh1t on the b*stards below.
J Bizzle Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 One from the 70s If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the ass of a crow I'd fly over pompey tomorrow And sh1t on the b*stards below below And sh1t on the b*stards below. Tried singing this in teh northam at the wall game and only a few people around me knew the song. havn't heard hello hello we are southampton boys for a ****ing age.
benjii Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 It should be "follow", not "hello" - assuming the idea is to ape the Man U song.
hamster Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 How did that 'We are white, we are red........' one go? And the 'We are red, we are white....' one too?
St.Jeweller Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 never seen the man play but heard his song many times over the years: 6 foot 2,eyes are blue, Jimmy Steele is after you! and to my knowledge i think he's the landlord at the Black Bear in Moreton-in-Marsh,Glouc
St.Jeweller Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 How did that 'We are white, we are red........' one go? And the 'We are red, we are white....' one too? We are red we are white,We are f****** dynamite.
saint_stevo Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 never seen the man play but heard his song many times over the years: 6 foot 2,eyes are blue, Jimmy Steele is after you! and to my knowledge i think he's the landlord at the Black Bear in Moreton-in-Marsh,Glouc this is true
hamster Posted 20 August, 2009 Posted 20 August, 2009 We are red we are white,We are f****** dynamite. that's it, followed by lalalala, lalala, lala. if memeory serves me right. And the other one was 'we are white, we are red, we are mental in the 'ead, lalalala, lalala, lala. Were they to the tune This old man, ala: but with a bit more ooomph
aussiesaint20 Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Just an idea for a song based about my favourite player the one and only Kayne McLaggon...to the tune of Sister Act- I will Follow Him I love Him, I love Him, I love Him, And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow. I will follow Him, Follow Him wherever He may go, There isn't an ocean too deep, A mountain so high it can keep, Keep me away, away from His love... Translates to: McLaggon, McLaggon, Mclaggon We love our Kayne Mclaggon, Mclaggon, Mclaggon We will follow him Follow him wherever He may gooo There isnt a player as quick A keeper so great he can pick pick up his shoooooots The last line isn't the best I seem to be developing writers block, but I think it would be fantastic, after the two versus you rivert back to the start, the first verse is obviously quick and with clapping and then in the second verse it slows down. A fantastic player who I think will make a big impact out wide when he returns and definately is deserving of his very own song. Thoughts?
dune Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 In the Portsmouth slums, In the Portsmouth slums, They look in the bin for something to eat, They find a dead rat and think it's a treat, In the Portsmouth slums.
South City Si Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 You forgot the new Pardew song: 'Make a sub, make a sub make a sub...' and 'sub, sub, sub'
Ashley Grute Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I heard a bloke singing this this in the Northam once- had me rolling round in stitches! I'm a ***ker, I'm a ***ker I'm a ***ker yes I am But I'd rather be a ***ker Than I would a Pompey fan
krissyboy31 Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 I heard a bloke singing this this in the Northam once- had me rolling round in stitches! I'm a ***ker, I'm a ***ker I'm a ***ker yes I am But I'd rather be a ***ker Than I would a Pompey fan The Barmy Army sing that in Australia. "Than a boooooriiing Aussie fan!"
hamster Posted 21 August, 2009 Posted 21 August, 2009 Just an idea for a song based about my favourite player the one and only Kayne McLaggon...to the tune of Sister Act- I will Follow Him I love Him, I love Him, I love Him, And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow. I will follow Him, Follow Him wherever He may go, There isn't an ocean too deep, A mountain so high it can keep, Keep me away, away from His love... Translates to: McLaggon, McLaggon, Mclaggon We love our Kayne Mclaggon, Mclaggon, Mclaggon We will follow him Follow him wherever He may gooo There isnt a player as quick A keeper so great he can pick pick up his shoooooots The last line isn't the best I seem to be developing writers block, but I think it would be fantastic, after the two versus you rivert back to the start, the first verse is obviously quick and with clapping and then in the second verse it slows down. A fantastic player who I think will make a big impact out wide when he returns and definately is deserving of his very own song. Thoughts? Thoughts eh? Are you Kayne McGlaggon?
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