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My thoughts exactly. Remember when Jerry Springer was caught with a bunch of hookers... he wasn't married, he wasn't doing drugs, he was just having a damn good time ! :D

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fair play..

 

Often you see stunning girls with gormless fellas...which is annoying as I am a good looking fella, who has a nice car, earns good money, owns two properties and has a great sense of humour...yet I cant find mrs right..lol

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Having met Mr Opik, I can confirm that despite being a rather odd-looking fellow, he is funny, charming and seems to put those around him at ease. That may have something to do with it.

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Having met Mr Opik, I can confirm that despite being a rather odd-looking fellow, he is funny, charming and seems to put those around him at ease. That may have something to do with it.

and probably hung like red rum

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fair play..

 

Often you see stunning girls with gormless fellas...which is annoying as I am a good looking fella, who has a nice car, earns good money, owns two properties and has a great sense of humour...yet I cant find mrs right..lol

 

Thedelldays: Posts: 6,191

 

This could have something to do with it. ;)

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fair play..

 

Often you see stunning girls with gormless fellas...which is annoying as I am a good looking fella, who has a nice car, earns good money, owns two properties and has a great sense of humour...yet I cant find mrs right..lol

 

You wont down the Blue Oyster Club.

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Good old Limpit, he's probably hung like a mule with a foot long tongue and can breathe through his ears. Jammy bastard. For a geezer with a lop sided face, a queer smile and wishy washy politics, he doesn't half rope in quality clacker.

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The article was written by Edwina Currie - she thought John Major was attractive ffs!

 

I don't know about his previous birds but the one from the Cheeky Girls is really unattractive and the weather girl isn't either. The only reason he's bagged this hottie is because of his increased media profile since these previous relationships!!

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He says they're not an item anyway.

 

Also, Sian lloyd may be a bit past it now, but once upon a time she was something of a poster girl. Super Furry Animals even included her in some lyrics and generally had a sort of thing for her circa Fuzzy Logic, which must be the best part of 15 years ago now, admittedly...

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I'd be willing to bet he just cracks on to any woman in sight and mostly gets knocked back, but unlike a lot of blokes doesn't take it to heart and get discouraged. Being a bit odd-looking helps him with this if anything, because he's probably become immune to rejection over the years.

 

Fair play...it's a numbers game, yo'.

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