Block 5 Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Knocking your kids down with this bowling ball is so much fun, Alan.
ottery st mary Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Clarkey, have a word with your side....The agreement was that they would let us play with the ball sometimes.
John B Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew has no luck in getting the ball either
mack rill Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardee, My names not sooty!
John Boy Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Now Ball! Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes.
saint_bert Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Hey Wotton! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!!
Gingeletiss Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Aye!!!!........and I'll 'ave your other one in my hands, in the second half...you just wait!!
SaintRobbie Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: For my next trick I will spin it around on my nose like a seal.
dubai_phil Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Lads, remember the ball only has to be THIS height from set pieces to beat Perry
September Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Alas poor Mitre.........I knew him well
CWD Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Look Pards its easy, you just have to feel the music in your bones. Watch me - 1 2 3, 1 2 3
O_RLY Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Lads, remember the ball only has to be THIS height from set pieces to beat Perry lol
SamKimish Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Promotion for Southampton, is it to be or not to be? That is the question ...
Crispypie Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey alan, ask nicely and you can borrow this one at half time to let your lads have look at it
mcjwills Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey Al do you think I can throw it further than that Delap bloke
trousers Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Here, Alan; fancy heading this to each other for a while? People will think we're a crack Dutch management duo.
trousers Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Clarke wins 'World's Flattest Right Toes' contest for 3rd year running
trousers Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew: "It's a good job that Trousers geezer only has three posts a day at the moment. There's only so much devine wit a Southampton Fans message board can stomach in one night"
Rob the Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Man City are so rich now that they provide all the balls
Robsk II Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Sadly, mine and Wiltshire Saint's suggestions are actually the best. Sad.
St David Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 I know, instead of putting the ball back in play lets use it as a head. Draw a face on it, make a body out of scrunched up news papers. Cover in a Pompey kit and send it down to Fratton Park. It can sit in one of the 3000 EMPTY seats for the first home game of the new season.
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey look, Alan, do you like the pose? It's for the new statue out the front. We're going to get some cabinet-maker from down south to make it. He showed me a great one he did of Jimmy Krankee playing volleyball.
Colinjb Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 Hey Wotton! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!! We have a winner.
H Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: So your lads are actually using a size 5 this season then Al?
farawaysaint Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew thinks "god-damn I wish I was wearing a suit."
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 August, 2009 Posted 16 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew "let us know when our lads can have the ball back"
Arizona Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 Scientists discover a new strand of swine flu which causes victims to sneaze footballs.
Victor Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 Sadly, mine and Wiltshire Saint's suggestions are actually the best. Sad. Such conceit is certainly 'sad'. I much preferred poor Yorick's.
eelpie Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 Promotion for Southampton, is it to be or not to be? That is the question ... Survival for Southampton, is it to be.....?
HurleyBurley Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew: Oi Clarkey, could you stop titting about practicing your Hamlet for Am-Dram club so we can get on with the game
yarb101 Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 Hey Al, guess which Saints player's ar$£ I found this...
Victor Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 I was being sardonic, Horatio. Sorry, I don't expect sardony on this site!
scotty Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Lee Clark confirms appearance on Strictly Come Dancing
dignified_blunderer Posted 17 August, 2009 Posted 17 August, 2009 from the match yesterday: Pardew! Did you put glue on this!
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