saint lard Posted 16 August, 2009 Author Share Posted 16 August, 2009 I'd get some more prezzies, beat one into her badly and finish it off with a good donkey punch! Then blow her off , like a bad case of swine flu! :smt040 Ahh,who says romance is dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 16 August, 2009 Author Share Posted 16 August, 2009 ah, you wouldnt like me, my quim is only second rate...... :smt081 Meh,the way my lucks going i can't afford to be choosey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 one little tip from history, when she has told him and says to you, 'he's okay, he's accepted it, he won't don't anything' - he will! Be ready to be thumped, at any time. It might work out, it might not, but life will be exciting/depressing for a while. And don't be sidetracked by some of the rather odd suggestions proposed by some of the Fred West Appreciation Society members of the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Meh,the way my lucks going i can't afford to be choosey lmao!!!....ah, who says romance is dead!!!! :smt081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 get a room you two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Ahh,who says romance is dead Is that love type romance, or pure sex type romance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 Is that love type romance, or pure sex type romance! Its rule 1 second rate quim type lay me on the wet patch affair;) Maybe she is feeling guilty and thinks she will need a week to sort of let him down easy' Or maybe you are the more attractive and who she would like to spend the rest of her life with BUT!,,,,,,,,,He hits the G-Spot every time:smt047 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 16 August, 2009 Share Posted 16 August, 2009 SWF doesn't do Agony aunts and Uncles. But if it did, they would probably be the worst in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 delldays in relationship advice shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Good luck mate. Relationships are a nightmare. Someone always gets hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Usually me.... Please don't hurt me SL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Saintlard is having an affair with someone else's partner. Why, therefore, is HE being portrayed as the poor hard done by one? It's the cheating woman's partner who people should have sympathy for. I hope that once he finds out (IF he finds out and the woman isn't stringing lardy along) he kicks the crap out of lard. Having said that, lardy and the cheating slag are as bad as each other and probably deserve each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Usually me.... Please don't hurt me SL Saint Landrew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 I desperately want an affair but the only girls that will show me the time of day are prostitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 i will see what transpires in the coming days. I suggest you give it 7 days as Confucius Say "those cuming days will make hole weak" (he has been away a while) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 17 August, 2009 Share Posted 17 August, 2009 Well.this is a bugger. I have been carrying on with a rather scrumptious woman... Thing is, she is seeing a fella ,they had been together only a couple of months and she has became quite concerned that i would think badly of her as she was seeing someone,many a tear shed on her part. I think i am possibly being taken for a ride,but that could be the pessimist inside me, but she has shown definate signs,and i mean definate,that she is quite taken by me...the boyfriend has just returned from being away,she says she will tell him,i'm not so sure she will but bloody women can be game players and cagey....do i just forget the whole mullarky or do i stick with it and see what happens....she has bought me lovely presents and been very willing to meet my son....is she a brazen hussey or sincere.....advice needed. Who is going to play you in the film? Nice story, the chances of this being real are 0.000000000000%, as 1. if your having a affair you would try not too tell the interweb 2. wouldnt brag about it 3. you have a **** **** that couldnt please me 4. You are ruining some dudes life and that is pathetic 5. She WILL do the same to you, pwn your sorry ass and you will die alone weeping about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 26 August, 2009 Share Posted 26 August, 2009 SOOOOO, SL.......any progress???? (nosey wench, aren't i!! lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 26 August, 2009 Share Posted 26 August, 2009 I am having an affair with Saint Boggy. we went through a tricky patch a while back, but we're back on now. You should have seen the state of her shiny kitchen surfaces by the time we had finished with them (and I mean doing the sex, not cleaning or cooking lasagne) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 26 August, 2009 Share Posted 26 August, 2009 I am having an affair with Saint Boggy. we went through a tricky patch a while back, but we're back on now. You should have seen the state of her shiny kitchen surfaces by the time we had finished with them (and I mean doing the sex, not cleaning or cooking lasagne) FFS Wilts, i told you not to tell anyone!!!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 26 August, 2009 Share Posted 26 August, 2009 SOOOOO, SL.......any progress???? (nosey wench, aren't i!! lol) or desperate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 26 August, 2009 Share Posted 26 August, 2009 Get your brown wings then bin her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 26 August, 2009 Share Posted 26 August, 2009 or desperate never a truer word spoken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now