Jacob Melis

[Window Cleaner]

Lallana is like an aubergine in a porn film. Looks like he could be good, but we just can't seem to fit him in anywhere.

 

He needs to learn to shoot and/or cross, sharpish.

 

 

 

We had Gratin D'Aubergines at dinner.

Excellent with the Lamb Cutlets

[kpturner]

Lallana is like an aubergine in a porn film. Looks like he could be good, but we just can't seem to fit him in anywhere.

You've been waiting to crack that one for ages haven't you? - admit it :-)

[Arizona]

You've been waiting to crack that one for ages haven't you? - admit it :-)

 

No actually. Not sure if that's more disturbing or less. :-k

 

We had Gratin D'Aubergines at dinner.

Excellent with the Lamb Cutlets

 

Not beef curtains then?

[Rod Le Shearer]

I can't believe people don't think he'll be better than what we've got. He'll be light years better than Gobern et al. He is on the edge of the CHELSEA FIRST TEAM. Few quotes from Chelsea fans:

 

'Mellis is a really interesting player, based on what I saw last season. He's a bit like Lampard or Scholes with his ability to ghost into the penalty box late from midfield, but unlike them, he is extremely quick! Probably one of the fastest players in the squad.'

 

'a very attack minded, very energetic midfielder. hes similar to lampard really, likes to get in the box and score. he`ll do well at your level.'

 

'You've got yourself a real diamond here. He should do very well for you if he's given the right guidance.'

 

'He's been on the brinkg of making it onto the first tem at Chelsea a couple of times. Very good player and one that alot of people on here are holding out high hopes for. '

 

 

Did you miss my "IF" deliberately,or do you just have an abnormally big blindspot on your Retinas..?

[Window Cleaner]

No actually. Not sure if that's more disturbing or less. :-k

 

 

 

Not beef curtains then?

 

 

No ,we have Cotton/Vicose curtains, bought fromTyrell's many moons ago.

I'm not sure that my wife would entertain smelly beef curtains, she exiled my Saints tea towels to the garden shed.Caught my son cleaning his car with them the other day, needless to say he has been banished to distant nether regions.

[CHAPEL END CHARLIE]

Moderately interesting interview with our latest signing - so far .

 

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1759074,00.html

 

Says he could well stay all season if everything goes well and that Jack Cork recommended SFC to him .

[S-Clarke]

Moderately interesting interview with our latest signing - so far .

 

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1759074,00.html

 

Says he could well stay all season if everything goes well and that Jack Cork recommended SFC to him .

 

Good lad Jack. I liked him, saw him after one of the games too - genuine nice guy.

 

Hope he gets a decent move this summer.