"Hide in a bush"

[CHAPEL END CHARLIE]

Coppers say all kinds of things when they're off the record - one very un-pc PC told me once that if he was me he'd have 'clobbered' a thug I was having a problem with - which I now understand is not quite within the Police Code of Conduct .

 

Years ago a retired copper I was working with told me he once had occasion to tell a member of the public to "go away and play under a train" - advice which the chap in question followed to the letter :smt103 - needless to say the version of events that was finally committed to writing in the plod's pocket book differed slightly .

[Secret Site Agent]

Not calculating Pi then?

 

I have been asked the same question precisely 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 Times today

[stuey]

I have been asked the same question precisely 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 Times today

 

 

 

Plainly the 33rd character of Pi should be a 7!

 

Sloppy... Downright sloppy

[Secret Site Agent]

Plainly the 33rd character of Pi should be a 7!

 

Sloppy... Downright sloppy

 

Sorry, it's late, I had been to the game after working a 12 hour shift, I had to work Saturday night due to a **** putting concrete on the M3 lane 3, I had to work the Friday night before because some bus caught fire, and some bigger boys made me do it.

 

ALso the 216 character should be a 6

[stuey]

I'll forgive you, just this once.......

 

compelling excuse and all..