Jump to content

Song for Lambert (Proper)


Griffo

Recommended Posts

To the tune of Lamberth walk

 

When you're down St Marys way

Any given saturday

Youll hear a roar

And see Rickie Lambert Score

 

HEY

 

Oi!! I've got copyright on that!! ;)

 

When you're down St Mary's way,

Any given Saturday,

Hear all the Saints fans Roars,

As Ricky Lambert scores!

 

It was actually to 'The Lambeth Walk' Oi!!
Edited by krissyboy31
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well if the OP gets the most votes that's cool with me. I'd just make it a little closer to the original to make it easier for peeps to remember.

 

When you're down St Mary's way

On any given Saturday

Hear the fans begin to roar

When Rickie Lambert's got the ball

 

We all live in a Rickie Lambert world

A Rickie Lambert world

Etc

 

Still like Monster and the Torres song too though. And Chez's efforts natch. Good work lads.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To the tune of Yellow Submarine

 

How about..

 

When you're down, St Mary's Way

Any given.... Saturday

You will hear, the Saints fans roar...

As RICKIE, LAMBERT SCORES

 

We f**king love it when RICKIE LAMBERT SCORES

Rickie Lambert scores, Rickie Lambert scores

 

We f**king love it when RICKIE LAMBERT SCORES

Rickie Lambert scores, Rickie Lambert scores.

 

 

Thoughts? If people think it's any good we could possibly have it as a sticky?

 

Credit to Colinjb for the song.. Oh, apparently it was krissyboy with the original idea.

 

Without wanting to sound pedantic, I have never (yet) "****ing loved it" when Ricky Lambery scores. I'm assuming I probably will do when he does it in red and white but perhaps we should just sample that feeling first....just to be sure like.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Different player, I know, but what about a song for Fish Mills? Surely there's something in his nickname that could merit a song..?

 

One idea that I had was a pretty short one, anyone can sing it, feel free to add verses to it.

 

(To the tune of 'Hey Jude' by the Beatles)

 

Naaaaa, na na Na Na Na naaaaa, Na na na naaaaaa, Fiiiiish Mills!

 

I'm sure that it was used for Ruud van Nistelrooy at some point, no shame in a little bit of plaigarism though..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Lambert, Lambert,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Lambert, Lambert,

He used to play in Blue and White,

And then he thought ‘That’s ****ing ****e’ (Couldnt think of anything else!)

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

Then you can build up this part:

 

Na na na na na na na na Lambert, Lambert,

 

Just like the torres one.

 

Its a quality chant but if you wanted a cleaner version maybe it could be;

 

He used to play in Blue and White,

But moved to saints to our delight

Link to comment
Share on other sites

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Lambert, Lambert,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Lambert, Lambert,

He used to play in Blue and White,

And then he thought ‘That’s ****ing ****e’ (Couldnt think of anything else!)

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

Then you can build up this part:

 

Na na na na na na na na Lambert, Lambert,

 

Just like the torres one.

 

 

Ha thats quality get that going =] as someone else said change lambert for ricky and it sounds even better , even been sad enough to check it scores against the torres song on youtube :-(

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Talking of songs, as bored as I was at work I went through some of the songs I remember from The Dell and tried making current players fit into them.

 

Neil Shipperly tune - Score a goal Matty Paterson, we will love you more than you will no, ohhhhhhhh

 

Berkovic tune - Morgan, Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan, Morgan Schneiderlin

Link to comment
Share on other sites

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Lambert, Lambert,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Lambert, Lambert,

He used to play in Blue and White,

And then he thought ‘That’s ****ing ****e’ (Couldnt think of anything else!)

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

Then you can build up this part:

 

Na na na na na na na na Lambert, Lambert,

 

Just like the torres one.

 

This one has my vote!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This is too easy!

 

(To the tune of "we've got the whole world in our hands")

 

"We've got the top scorer in the league,

We've the top goal scorer in the league,

We've got the top scorer in the league,

We've got the top scorer in the league"

 

Then chant "Rickie Lambert, Rickie Lambert, Rickie Lambert" to the tune of "You skate b*****d"

Edited by yellow&blue
Link to comment
Share on other sites

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Lambert, Lambert,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Lambert, Lambert,

He used to play in Blue and White,

And then he thought ‘That’s ****ing ****e’ (Couldnt think of anything else!)

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

Then you can build up this part:

 

Na na na na na na na na Lambert, Lambert,

 

Just like the torres one.

 

Or how about...

 

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Rickie, Rickie,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Rickie, Rickie,

He gets the ball, he takes the ****,

He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Its a quality chant but if you wanted a cleaner version maybe it could be;

 

He used to play in Blue and White,

But moved to saints to our delight

 

I'm not sure we'd have time to sing whilst stuffing our faces with scones, washed down with bovril from the flask.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Or how about...

 

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Rickie, Rickie,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Rickie, Rickie,

He gets the ball, he takes the ****,

He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

Yes love this one!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh Ricky, you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

 

Oh Lucy, you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Lucy, hey Lucy

 

Oh Ricky, you're so fine

You play your bongos all the time

Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

 

Oh Lucy, you're so fine

How I love to hear you whine

Hey Lucy

 

Hey Ricky

You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right

You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night

Stop shakin' your maraccas now and just turn out the light Ricky

 

I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always comin' over here

'Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer

Why don't you serve your cassarole and make them disappear Lucy

 

Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do

You really drive me wild when you sing your babaloo

Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue

Well, here's to you Lucy

I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babaloo Lucy

 

Hey Ricky

You're always playin' at the club, you never let me go

I'm beggin' and I'm pleadin' but you always tell me no

Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky, wah

 

You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too

You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through

You're such a crazy redhead I just don't know what to do Lucy

 

Oh Ricky

What a pity, don't you understand

That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned

Oh Lucy

 

I'm the latin leader of the band

So here's to you Lucy

Let's babaloo Lucy, too Lucy

Everybody rumba!

 

 

 

what do you mean you struggling to remember all the words?

 

And for an encore !?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Or how about...

 

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Rickie, Rickie,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Rickie, Rickie,

He gets the ball, he takes the ****,

He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

 

Cracking effort. This is a really good chant.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks for the positive feedback on my take of Um Bongo's song!! I like the 'Same old Lambert, always scoring!' one as well.

However, think we should give "One Rickie Lambert" and the one to the Saga tune a miss, they are just old and samey. Time for some originality! This thread has some good chants going, we just need to get them into use...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Or how about...

 

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Rickie, Rickie,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Rickie, Rickie,

He gets the ball, he takes the ****,

He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

that is a shout!! better hear that at brentford !!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Or how about...

 

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Rickie, Rickie,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Rickie, Rickie,

He gets the ball, he takes the ****,

He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

yeah this ones the best

can we not have a poll or something and then properly decide?

Because otherwise we will just have the 'one ricky lambert' song

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks for the positive feedback on my take of Um Bongo's song!! I like the 'Same old Lambert, always scoring!' one as well.

However, think we should give "One Rickie Lambert" and the one to the Saga tune a miss, they are just old and samey. Time for some originality! This thread has some good chants going, we just need to get them into use...

 

I'll give you half in Royalties.

 

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Rickie, Rickie,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Rickie, Rickie,

He Knocked Us out the FA Cup

But now we don't, give a ****,

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

 

Just another version.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I've felt the hate rise up in me

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

I wander out where you can't see Rickie Lambert

Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

 

I've felt the hate rise up in me Rickie Lambert

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

I wander out where you can't see Rickie Lambert

Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

 

Goodbye Rickie Lambert

 

I wipe it off on a tile, the light is brighter this time

Everything is turning blasphemy Rickie Lambert

My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up

This is not the way I picture Rickie Lambert

 

I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Rickie Lambert

Something about this, so very wrong Rickie Lambert

I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this

Is it a dream or a memory?Rickie Lambert

 

I've felt the hate rise up in me Rickie Lambert

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

I wander out where you can't see

Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

 

Get outta my head 'cause I don't need this Rickie Lambert

Why didn't I see this? Rickie Lambert

Well, I'm a victim Manchurian candidate

I have sinned by just makin' my mind up

And takin' your breath away Rickie Lambert

 

I've felt the hate rise up in me

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves Rickie Lambert

I wander out where you can't see Rickie Lambert

Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

 

I've felt the hate rise up in me

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

I wander out where you can't see

Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

 

Goodbye Rickie Lambert

 

You haven't learned a thing Rickie Lambert

I haven't changed a thing Rickie Lambert

The flesh was in my bones

The pain was always free Rickie Lambert

 

You haven't learned a thing

I haven't changed a thing Rickie Lambert

The flesh was in my bones

The pain was always free

 

I've felt the hate rise up in me

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

I wander out where you can't see

Inside my shell I wait and bleed

 

I've felt the hate rise up in me

Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

I wander out where you can't see Rickie Lambert

Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

 

And Rickie Lambert waits for you

 

To the theme of Wait and Bleed by Slipknot.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

that is a shout!! better hear that at brentford !!

 

Bugger! Brentford is the one home game I am missing due to holiday! I won't get to hear mine (and Um Bongo's ;)) song in action :(

 

I'll give you half in Royalties.

 

I think that's fair, otherwise we will have a royalties dispute and end up in court...

 

I think the idea of a poll is good too.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To the theme of Wait and Bleed by Slipknot.

Good effort, I tried to get Wait and Bleed going last year in honour of Bradley Wright-Phiilips but I couldn't get it to scan right, your effort is seamless.

I am off to Huddersfield this weekend, I expect to hear it loud and proud.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When he's got the ball

He's got the power

He signed for Saints

was his finest hour

Rickie

 

All we see is Rickie scoring

Rickie scoring

All we see is Rickie scoring

Rickie scoring

 

All to the tune of Radio Ga Ga

 

simple to chant as all good fan songs are

Edited by qwertySFC
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Or how about...

 

He stands just over 6 foot 3,

Rickie, Rickie,

He’ll take us to the Premier League,

Rickie, Rickie,

He gets the ball, he takes the ****,

He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,

Ricky Lambert, Southamptons Goal machine

WE HAVE A WINNER..

 

(to the tune of 2 by 2)...

 

during the Nah nah nah nah...we can all jump around..

 

this one has to be it..anyone who goes going to start singing it...?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...