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So to be clear, Ricky Lambert is our new manager and Alan Pardew's gonna play up front?

 

Pard's knows this division like the back of his hand and can do a job up front. This guy scored in an FA Cup final and is better than what we have. He swims the english channel twice before coming to work so I know for a fact he keeps himself fit. We could do worse.

 

Ricky Lambert would make an excellent manager. He regularly beats his team mates at chess which show his cerebral side and Alex Ferguson has his number on speed dial in case he needs advice. Ricky literally bleeds red and white and would jump several counties to become our manager. We could do worse.

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Pard's knows this division like the back of his hand and can do a job up front. This guy scored in an FA Cup final and is better than what we have. He swims the english channel twice before coming to work so I know for a fact he keeps himself fit. We could do worse.

 

Ricky Lambert would make an excellent manager. He regularly beats his team mates at chess which show his cerebral side and Alex Ferguson has his number on speed dial in case he needs advice. Ricky literally bleeds red and white and would jump several counties to become our manager. We could do worse.

 

Cripes, I was only joking but from what you say, it seems I've inadvertantly stumbled across the truth of the deal.

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Pard's knows this division like the back of his hand and can do a job up front. This guy scored in an FA Cup final and is better than what we have. He swims the english channel twice before coming to work so I know for a fact he keeps himself fit. We could do worse.

 

Ricky Lambert would make an excellent manager. He regularly beats his team mates at chess which show his cerebral side and Alex Ferguson has his number on speed dial in case he needs advice. Ricky literally bleeds red and white and would jump several counties to become our manager. We could do worse.

 

Am I right in saying he also sang on the X Factor and rode the winner in the grand national?

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I would be delighted if we signed him, they seem to think its happening but I have my doubts.

 

Ha! A true saints fan ... believe it when you see it! Would be a decent signing but as I've said before earlier in the thread im suprised he'd join us as things stand. Maybe Beckford next ey? ;-) ;-);-)

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Am I right in saying he also sang on the X Factor and rode the winner in the grand national?

 

You are correct. Ricky also holds the world record for standing ramrod straight and shouting loudly at players. This guy has actually never sat down in his life and is physically sick when he sees a chair, sofa or any other kind of luxury furniture. I'm lucky enough to know Ricky personally and can say without reservation that his ambition is second to none. His plan is to make us global champions of the world within 2 weeks and 5 days, if he fails he's told me that he will tear the skin from his body and burn it. I think we've got an exciting 2 weeks and 5 days ahead.

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If the fans of a club from whom we wish to purchase a player are mightily ****ed off, then that bodes well IMO. In the past, when these rumours have surfaced, there is usually a fair amount of comment along the lines that they would offer to drive that player down here themselves.

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I spoke to a Rovers supporter a couple of weeks ago and the conversation inevitably came around to that game in the cup and Lambert.His view was that Lambert is not merely a goalscorer,but has a great first touch,control and vision.He is not just a penalty area striker.

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on a side note, my mate isnt getting his info from a forum

 

which is fair but then the info on here often comes from reliable sources as could their original leak

 

(hahahahahaha, reliable yeah right!)

 

This one looks like it fits with the weekend comments though

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which is fair but then the info on here often comes from reliable sources as could their original leak

 

(hahahahahaha, reliable yeah right!)

 

This one looks like it fits with the weekend comments though

 

yes lets hope so, very good player at this level, i know they think very highly of him and think he is worth more than £800,000

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As you can piece all that together from this thread - if you chuck in a bit of guesswork - I'd say source = SWF.

 

But I doubt he got that Lambert was down for a medical and looking at facilities, and that the signing would probably be completed by 4, from SWF.

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Exactly.

 

He's also flat hunting later this week and will be taking in a karaoke evening in a Southampton local.

 

Well now you really are ITK Ponty, as Ricky and I will be doing a celebratory tribute version of Renee and Renata's "Saving all my love for you" at the Red Lion karaoke night this evening (7.30 p.m. K.O - ROAR)

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I have to say this would make my Monday!! Add a centre back and another striker as well, happy happy days!

 

Throw in a decent CM and some proper wingers at the same time and we will really be rocking!

 

But one step at a time! Lambert would be awesome!

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