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My girlfriend is allergic to bananas.

 

Try cucumbes Al. They are longer, smoother and fatter, and you can stick them back in the fridge after you've used it. Unless she likes it in 'the secret garden.'

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I can confirm that none of the above-mentioned drivers were me.

 

a) I do not have a tv in the car where the stereo would go. I have removable dvd screens in the back, but no tv. I do however know the car and driver of whom you speak.

b) I do not swear when carrying fare paying passengers... unless some other c*nt on the road p*sses me off.

c) I have never been bitten by a spider.

 

a) I can confirm this is a lie.

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