Bananas a health threat ?

[Saint in Paradise]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7599561.stm

[Master Bates]

You can dry the stringy part of the inside of bananas and smoke them.

[CabbageFace]

"I held it close to my face and thought, 'What is that?' she said. "It wasn't a very nice spider."

 

This shows why she works in a supermarket, thicko.

[CabbageFace]

You can dry the stringy part of the inside of bananas and smoke them.

 

Very dull, IMO.

[Master Bates]

If you go over to b-anter you can find out how to make a spider smoothie.

 

Very dull, IMO.

 

Never tried it.

[Al de Man]

My girlfriend is allergic to bananas.

[Master Bates]

At least she didn't find this family

 

 

This guy's ok

 

Edited 5 September, 2008 by Master Bates

[Jillyanne]

FFS Bates!

[Saint_clark]

Cheers MB, put me right off my food.

[saint_stevo]

Bananas give me migraines

[Barfy]

The Co-op in Wayfield Road, Chatham, Kent had to be closed on Monday while the RSPCA dealt with the spider.

 

Why not just stamp on it?

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I thought this was going to be another thread about bananas and heroin.

[St Landrew]

My Dad used to occasionally bring home a hand of bananas off the boats. This was usually accompanied by some inflated story about banana spiders. But the truth is, they were in the holds of the Fyffes banana boats down at the docks.

[Jillyanne]

My Dad used to occasionally bring home a hand of bananas off the boats. This was usually accompanied by some inflated story about banana spiders. But the truth is, they were in the holds of the Fyffes banana boats down at the docks.

 

Ships.

[CabbageFace]

[CabbageFace]

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Ships.

 

No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats.

[Jillyanne]

No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats.

 

I know that but technically they are ships.

[CabbageFace]

Loose lips sink ships.

[St Landrew]

I know that but technically they are ships.

 

Yeah, you're right, but so am I. As DSM confirms.

[CabbageFace]

Whats a banana hammock then?

[Hatch]

Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana

[Hatch]

Whats a banana hammock then?

 

Karma Sutra Edition III page 27

[CabbageFace]

Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana

 

Essruu is fine, he gave me a lift home the other day, he is bald thou.

[Jillyanne]

Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana

 

I thought someone set fire to him, maybe the spider did.

[Al de Man]

I thought someone set fire to him, maybe the spider did.

 

This spider?

 

[CabbageFace]

Whats the big fear of spiders in this country? They couldnt hurt a fly.

[hamster]

Whats a banana hammock then?

 

You like?

 

[Al de Man]

you like?

 

ffs!

[CabbageFace]

He is f00king gorgeous, i would love to unwrap his banana and eat the white goodness inside, yes please sirrrrrrr.

[Jillyanne]

He is f00king gorgeous, i would love to unwrap his banana and eat the white goodness inside, yes please sirrrrrrr.

 

Glad to see you are over the break up.

[hamster]

You can dry the stringy part of the inside of bananas and smoke them.

 

Just found a 'How To' article..

 

"which can eventually lead to a fluctuation in hormone levels causing men to grow breasts... I would recommend you to try it though cause its defenitly worth the high it gives.... ohhh... and it also makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced... orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks..."

 

 

Jesus H Christ. Some people are more mental than I thought, recomending you try that ****! Although, I am now wondering if I've been spiked re the manboobs warning. I hope it's not too late to reverse the process, even if they are fun to play with when home alone.

[CabbageFace]

I will never get over you thou baby.

[Master Bates]

Just found a 'How To' article..

 

"which can eventually lead to a fluctuation in hormone levels causing men to grow breasts... I would recommend you to try it though cause its defenitly worth the high it gives.... ohhh... and it also makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced... orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks..."

 

 

Jesus H Christ. Some people are more mental than I thought, recomending you try that ****! Although, I am now wondering if I've been spiked re the manboobs warning. I hope it's not too late to reverse the process, even if they are fun to play with when home alone.

 

:shock:

[CabbageFace]

I prefer wiping cocaine on the end of my ****le.

[mack rill]

No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats.

 

I was on a Banana Boat for three years.....................HMS Fife;)

[mack rill]

No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats.

 

I was on a Banana Boat for three years.....................HMS Fife;)

[Master Bates]

^^^^^^

[Master Bates]

^^^^^^

[Guan 2.0]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm

 

"Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections".

[Guan 2.0]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm

 

"Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections".

[hamster]

Whats the big fear of spiders in this country? They couldnt hurt a fly.

Oh Yeah?

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm

 

"Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections".

 

I think one got me lsat night while I was sleeping. If it creeps out again tonight, I won't have Mrs H to suck out the poison either. Now I is worried:smt101

[hamster]

Whats the big fear of spiders in this country? They couldnt hurt a fly.

Oh Yeah?

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm

 

"Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections".

 

I think one got me lsat night while I was sleeping. If it creeps out again tonight, I won't have Mrs H to suck out the poison either. Now I is worried:smt101

[Junction 9]

Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana

 

Ali Osman?

[Junction 9]

Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana

 

Ali Osman?

[saintrich]

Essruu is fine, he gave me a lift home the other day, he is bald thou.

 

 

 

I got a lift home the other week from a bald taxi driver, who was talking about his I-Phone... could this have been Essruu?

[Thedelldays]

I got a lift home the other week from a bald taxi driver, who was talking about his I-Phone... could this have been Essruu?

does ess have a TV in his car, that comes out where a car stereo would go???

 

bald, about 40ish and a gob shiiite??

[saintrich]

does ess have a TV in his car, that comes out where a car stereo would go???

 

bald, about 40ish and a gob shiiite??

 

 

 

I'm not sure about the Tv as I was quite pis*ed. I remember him saying he preferred evenings as he'd rather take drunk people home, then whining kids and their mums during the day.

 

And yes he swore alot

[Essruu]

I can confirm that none of the above-mentioned drivers were me.

 

a) I do not have a tv in the car where the stereo would go. I have removable dvd screens in the back, but no tv. I do however know the car and driver of whom you speak.

b) I do not swear when carrying fare paying passengers... unless some other c*nt on the road p*sses me off.

c) I have never been bitten by a spider.

[Al de Man]

b) I do not swear when carrying fare paying passengers... unless some other c*nt on the road p*sses me off.

 

Seeing as taxi drivers think they own the road, that must happen quite a bit.