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Just a reminder that the thread title is "New SIGNING expected shortly".

 

Not "New SHAFTING expected in your wildest dreams and only after you've ingested loads of drugs and consumed copious amounts of alcohol".

 

God, some of you guys must have carpel tunnel syndrome in the right wrist if you can take us this far off track.

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Rumour has it that we're chasing Craig McAllister from Exeter.

 

As i've said - he's a fringe/reserve player for Exeter who only got 2 goals last season in league 2 (+he's 27) - why the hell would we want him???? Bizzare move if true.

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Just a reminder that the thread title is "New SIGNING expected shortly".

 

Not "New SHAFTING expected in your wildest dreams and only after you've ingested loads of drugs and consumed copious amounts of alcohol".

 

God, some of you guys must have carpel tunnel syndrome in the right wrist if you can take us this far off track.

 

My point was related to the OP comment "we hope to be able to bring in one of these shortly". My response was "I HOPE to sleep with Cheryl Cole SHORTLY" ... as in "I might hope it, but it ain't gonna happen any time soon, and probably not at all."

 

While we're back on topic, I'd go for that bird off Slumdog Millionaire myself - Freda Payne, or something.

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While we're back on topic, I'd go for that bird off Slumdog Millionaire myself - Freda Payne, or something.

 

Glad we are back on topic! Bloody annoying when people start side tracking! I whole heartedly agree with your comment sir, she is a fine young filly.

 

May I also throw Amy Smart (Butterfly Effect) into the mix?

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As i've said - he's a fringe/reserve player for Exeter who only got 2 goals last season in league 2 (+he's 27) - why the hell would we want him???? Bizzare move if true.

 

 

He would be CHEAP .......

 

... Remember, ( as it has been pointed out to me, MANY times,) Pardew is exploring ALL avenues of "freebies" ..... Looks like REAL money deals are not expected until 2011 at the earliest

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Well, I wasn't familiar with her - but I've just done a bit of "forensic research" and she's an absolute stunner, I grant you that. Mr Brute. I won't ask how you came to be familiar with her work??? Unless you'd like to share it with the group?

 

May I forewarn people of a bit of NSFW'age if they are tempted to do the same kind of 'research' at work as I just did! :shock:

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May I forewarn people of a bit of NSFW'age if they are tempted to do the same kind of 'research' at work as I just did! :shock:

 

Please enlighten me. All these abbreviations are doing my head in. Took me weeks to work out HCDAJFU. Perhaps we could have a sticky where abbreviations could be stored/added/amended.

 

Mods?:rolleyes:

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With reference to my previous published works on the subject (ahem) I would like to share with the group that I have now purchased tickets for the popular beat combo COLD PLAY. My son will be happy to hear that much (as he'll be awarded the second ticket). What I shall mumble to him in case his mother hears is that the support act is - among some people I've never heard of, like White Lies (who?) and Jayzee, are the uniquely talented - and I mean that in the nicest possible way - GIRLS ALOUD !!!! Oh mama, oh mama ....

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