Jump to content

I've Never wished Death on a Celebrity


Arizona
 Share

Recommended Posts

...but Christ on a bike, Peter Andre is pushing it. Every time I see that Heat Magazine advert I was to stick both feet through my TV.

 

That is all.

wasnt being married to her enough punishment?

I have a long list i could add, including all the c list celebs that make a living from just having their picture taken

Link to comment
Share on other sites

last week he was on TV - 'read my story, only in this weekends News of the World'

 

this week 'read my story, only in Heat'

 

Thing is, the dum gnikcuf women who buy this shyte don't realise what they are doing so should all be locked up. I would make buying these magazines a criminal offense.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

last week he was on TV - 'read my story, only in this weekends News of the World'

 

this week 'read my story, only in Heat'

 

Thing is, the dum gnikcuf women who buy this shyte don't realise what they are doing so should all be locked up. I would make buying these magazines a criminal offense.

 

I agree, but what else would the dimbos do all day, I supose they'd spend hours on a chat room.......ohhhh

Link to comment
Share on other sites

TBF, i didn't like either of them, but PA has come out smelling of roses, not really speaking of it, keeping a low profile (til now) whilst ****ty big tits has been smashing everything that moves, don't think she has been sober since and is generally being a nob, what with her slagging him off at every attempt, v v pathetic

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Might be a rubbish advert, but he is one of the few genuine people in the Celebrity world.

 

 

I might have just got back from the pub and have had a few, so I will read this again when more sober.

 

But point 1, he married Jordan FFS, how genuine was that

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That is quite simply brilliant. Thank you for that chris.

 

I never knew that she whad such a good voice, I knew Peter could belt them out, but up until 2 minutes ago, simply thought of Katie Price as a smart businesswoman.

 

I was aware of it it because they sang it on I think it was Children In Need a few years back when everything in the garden was still sweetness and light!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

it means he talks a load of crap and his heads needs emptying

 

Are you saying that my head needs emptying? What a strange thing to say. I realise that having an empty head is useful in some walks of life (for example being a sailor) but I would rather not have an empty one. Have you got any other funny little sayings?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Are you saying that my head needs emptying? What a strange thing to say. I realise that having an empty head is useful in some walks of life (for example being a sailor) but I would rather not have an empty one. Have you got any other funny little sayings?

 

Pretty handy if you're a Jack-o-lantern TBF.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...