I've Never wished Death on a Celebrity

[Arizona]

...but Christ on a bike, Peter Andre is pushing it. Every time I see that Heat Magazine advert I was to stick both feet through my TV.

 

That is all.

[OldNick]

...but Christ on a bike, Peter Andre is pushing it. Every time I see that Heat Magazine advert I was to stick both feet through my TV.

 

That is all.

wasnt being married to her enough punishment?

I have a long list i could add, including all the c list celebs that make a living from just having their picture taken

[Hatch]

last week he was on TV - 'read my story, only in this weekends News of the World'

 

this week 'read my story, only in Heat'

 

Thing is, the dum gnikcuf women who buy this shyte don't realise what they are doing so should all be locked up. I would make buying these magazines a criminal offense.

[OldNick]

last week he was on TV - 'read my story, only in this weekends News of the World'

 

this week 'read my story, only in Heat'

 

Thing is, the dum gnikcuf women who buy this shyte don't realise what they are doing so should all be locked up. I would make buying these magazines a criminal offense.

 

I agree, but what else would the dimbos do all day, I supose they'd spend hours on a chat room.......ohhhh

[Smirking_Saint]

TBF, i didn't like either of them, but PA has come out smelling of roses, not really speaking of it, keeping a low profile (til now) whilst ****ty big tits has been smashing everything that moves, don't think she has been sober since and is generally being a nob, what with her slagging him off at every attempt, v v pathetic

[gonzo]

She's a slut. He's a pratt.

 

That is all.

[hamster]

I know people who are following their spat via ****ter, so they are apparently blabbingwashing their dirty laundry to all and sundry via some weird cult network medium, how strange.

 

 

Erm....

[Jillyanne]

Completely agree Arizona, that avdert makes my skin crawl.

[saint_bert]

I wished death on MJ once.........

[saint_ed]

Might be a rubbish advert, but he is one of the few genuine people in the Celebrity world.

[Hatch]

Might be a rubbish advert, but he is one of the few genuine people in the Celebrity world.

 

 

I might have just got back from the pub and have had a few, so I will read this again when more sober.

 

But point 1, he married Jordan FFS, how genuine was that

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I hate that **** Jack Tweed

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I saw on the news that some die hard fans are still laying flowers outside Neverland ranch three weeks after michael jackson's death.

 

What the **** are die hard fans doing there? Let the michael jackson fans grieve in peace and wait your turn. Bruce Willis has got a good few years in him yet...

[Rory]

Go team Andre, down with team Price!

[chrisobee]

TBH for this alone I'd be inclined to strangle the pair of them !

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5EAPdBv84

[hamster]

That is quite simply brilliant. Thank you for that chris.

 

I never knew that she whad such a good voice, I knew Peter could belt them out, but up until 2 minutes ago, simply thought of Katie Price as a smart businesswoman.

[Saint in Paradise]

She sounds ever "better" on this one :D:D

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s&feature=related

 

:D

[chrisobee]

That is quite simply brilliant. Thank you for that chris.

 

I never knew that she whad such a good voice, I knew Peter could belt them out, but up until 2 minutes ago, simply thought of Katie Price as a smart businesswoman.

 

I was aware of it it because they sang it on I think it was Children In Need a few years back when everything in the garden was still sweetness and light!

[chrisobee]

She sounds ever "better" on this one :D:D

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s&feature=related

 

:D

 

Ah, that WAS the Children in Need ( earplugs!!) performance !

[Wiltshire Saint]

I like him. He reminds me of myself at that age.

[Thedelldays]

I like him. He reminds me of myself at that age.

May I suggest that you go and take your head for a sh1t

 

HTH

[Wiltshire Saint]

May I suggest that you go and take your head for a sh1t

 

HTH

 

Well, no, it doesn't help because I don't understand how you can "take your head for a sh1t". Is this a sailors term? Is it sailor slang for some lewd sexual act?

[Deano6]

I would also like to know what "take your head for a sh1t" means.

[Griffo]

I would also like to know what "take your head for a sh1t" means.

 

I would presume it would suggest that he has his head up his arse, maybe?

[Thedelldays]

it means he talks a load of crap and his heads needs emptying

[chrisobee]

I have just realised my subscription has ended for this place. Happy year anniversary forumers!!

 

I will not be wasting £5 this year

 

Well an appropriate song to say good riddance, sorry I meant good bye

 

[Arizona]

:confused:

You read Heat magazine???

 

What on Earth makes you think that? :-s

[Wiltshire Saint]

it means he talks a load of crap and his heads needs emptying

 

Are you saying that my head needs emptying? What a strange thing to say. I realise that having an empty head is useful in some walks of life (for example being a sailor) but I would rather not have an empty one. Have you got any other funny little sayings?

[Arizona]

Are you saying that my head needs emptying? What a strange thing to say. I realise that having an empty head is useful in some walks of life (for example being a sailor) but I would rather not have an empty one. Have you got any other funny little sayings?

 

Pretty handy if you're a Jack-o-lantern TBF.

[Junction 9]

Andre seems a nice enough guy if you ask me.

[saint_stevo]

Hit me Face-

 

[Jillyanne]

Pretty handy if you're a Jack-o-lantern TBF.

 

Whay are you a radish?