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Do you have hemorrhoids?

 

Tonight: Watch St Helens retain the League Leaders Trophy against local rivals Wigan.

Saturday: Unknown, supposed to be raining and thunderstorms

Sunday: Chill

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Tonight: Go to female friends house and play wii and eat pizza.

Saturday: m3h

Sunday: m3h followed by watch NFL (wooo, Sunday nights are back!!!)

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Tonight - Meet a hot lady whom i have the mega hots for, ruin any chance i have with her, get drunk.

Tomorrow - Gym, watch football, going out in a posh hotel in new forest for my brothers engagement party and im best man.

Sunday - Recover, make up with family i have embarrased, might go for a swim.

 

Quite a normal weekend.

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Tonight - nothing

Sat - nothing

Sun - nothing

 

Exciting but last weekend of nothingness thank god.

 

Is there not even any cleaning or ironing you want to tell us about? I am sure we are all interested......

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Today- Chill out and fill out a few application forms.

 

Saturday- Working of course.

Saturday Evening- House party.

 

Sunday- Seeing my good mate.

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Is there not even any cleaning or ironing you want to tell us about? I am sure we are all interested......

 

I don't 'do' ironing and I have never ever ever ever said that I do. HTH.

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Tonight - Drink enough to forget about the sh1te week Ive had

Tomorrow - Drink enough to forget about how drunk I was last night

Sunday - Drink just enough to recover from previous nights and help me prepare for the week ahead.

 

 

In view of the thread sponsor, Police have released the bodies from the burnt out mansion, they are now cold, Well ya wouldn't want a warm fosters would ya !!

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Tonight - Paint skirting boards in new conservatory. Then go to TGI Friday in Park Gate for beer and wimminz perving.

Saturday - Move furniture from living room to conservatory. Paint living room.

Sunday - Continue teh decorating.

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tonight - get lashed, kids are out, so some of teh secks

tommrow - chill thru the day, then mrs keith is at a lesbian hen party in brighton, so i will have an evening of pizza, beer, porn, and england match

sunday. golf hopefully if it stops ****ing down, then more beer

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Today - Been to the charity shop and the tip, off to the missus's family house in Norwich. Few drinks this evening and a Chinese.

 

Tomorrow - England match and more drinking I would suspect.

 

Sunday - Relaxing, coming home ready for funeral on Monday. (Not mine.)

 

I predict this weekend shall be a 5/10.

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Tonight - Stay in few beers bit of FM

 

Tomorrow - Work til 3 then out for my mates birthday probably watch the footy in town somewhere

 

Sunday - Footy season starts, pub

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We're always out of kilter with you lot 'cos our weekend is Friday & Saturday

 

Thursday night - went to pub for dinner and then spent evening watching mate try and pull South Africa air hostess

Tonight - go down pub and spend the night hearing what my mate's night was like last night with said hostie

Saturday - go to par 3 with my two lads and try and show them how bad i am at golf, then try and find a pub showing the England game

 

No music or entertainment in the pubs (except footie on telly) as it is Ramadan. At least the pubs are open for booze in the evening unlike Abu Dhabi which goes dry for a month

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So what is everyone up to?

 

Tonight - Drive to Salisbury, party in said location

Sat - Drive back, play FM in the day, pub for football in evening

Sun - Pub

 

Oh, i forgot to add that at some stage during the weekend i'll be attending a BBQ in Shropshire. Who else was invited?

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Tonight: Food shopping, then spend time with his majesty

Saturday: Meeting at work in pompey, then head up to London for an afternoon of fun and then get very drunk at a house party

Sunday: Wake up in hotel, have breakfast, eventually head back to southampton

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