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Tonight - Meet a hot lady whom i have the mega hots for, ruin any chance i have with her, get drunk.

Tomorrow - Gym, watch football, going out in a posh hotel in new forest for my brothers engagement party and im best man.

Sunday - Recover, make up with family i have embarrased, might go for a swim.

 

Quite a normal weekend.

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Tonight - Drink enough to forget about the sh1te week Ive had

Tomorrow - Drink enough to forget about how drunk I was last night

Sunday - Drink just enough to recover from previous nights and help me prepare for the week ahead.

 

 

In view of the thread sponsor, Police have released the bodies from the burnt out mansion, they are now cold, Well ya wouldn't want a warm fosters would ya !!

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Today - Been to the charity shop and the tip, off to the missus's family house in Norwich. Few drinks this evening and a Chinese.

 

Tomorrow - England match and more drinking I would suspect.

 

Sunday - Relaxing, coming home ready for funeral on Monday. (Not mine.)

 

I predict this weekend shall be a 5/10.

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We're always out of kilter with you lot 'cos our weekend is Friday & Saturday

 

Thursday night - went to pub for dinner and then spent evening watching mate try and pull South Africa air hostess

Tonight - go down pub and spend the night hearing what my mate's night was like last night with said hostie

Saturday - go to par 3 with my two lads and try and show them how bad i am at golf, then try and find a pub showing the England game

 

No music or entertainment in the pubs (except footie on telly) as it is Ramadan. At least the pubs are open for booze in the evening unlike Abu Dhabi which goes dry for a month

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Tonight: Food shopping, then spend time with his majesty

Saturday: Meeting at work in pompey, then head up to London for an afternoon of fun and then get very drunk at a house party

Sunday: Wake up in hotel, have breakfast, eventually head back to southampton

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