End of the world nigh?

[Weston Super Saint]

Don't be so silly, that's a tuesday. Everyone knows the real action is on fridays.

 

Not with the new group - Friday is a weekend in the Far East

[mack rill]

Two things will happen

 

1) It will be delayed and delayed until the world ends some other way

2)It wont work or prove anything other than it was a waste of money and there are far more important things for scientist to be blowing millions and millions on.

 

Would this be more millions than what there wasting trying to convince us about Global Warming,

[mack rill]

Two things will happen

 

1) It will be delayed and delayed until the world ends some other way

2)It wont work or prove anything other than it was a waste of money and there are far more important things for scientist to be blowing millions and millions on.

 

Would this be more millions than what there wasting trying to convince us about Global Warming,

[saintjinksie]

Its a bit of a win win situation though, either they successfully unlock the beginnings of life or the world implodes on itself and no one is around to have a go at them. They must have Max Clifford as their PR man...

[saintjinksie]

Its a bit of a win win situation though, either they successfully unlock the beginnings of life or the world implodes on itself and no one is around to have a go at them. They must have Max Clifford as their PR man...

[Jillyanne]

I think BBC 1 are covering it now on The One Show.

[Jillyanne]

I think BBC 1 are covering it now on The One Show.

[Master Bates]

I believe there was a Large Hardon Collider in Winchester Prison last night.

[Master Bates]

[OldNick]

If there is any doubt it should not go ahead.

[Master Bates]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9myUuhDRZ8

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcbHbK-0rrM&feature=related

[Johnny Shearer]

I might take the day off to hide under my bed.

 

On a serious note, I'm not looking forward to it due to all the unaccountable variables.

[TopGun]

Although the LHC is due to start tomorrow we have a few more weeks grace as they aren't starting to bombard protons against each other just yet.

[JonnyLove]

as long as it doesn't go wrong before I have my holiday next week then I don't care.

[Ponty]

Ah come on. What's the worst that can happen?

 

Instant and total anihilation? That's not so bad. It's got to be better than this slow and painful decline into disasterous climate change that I'm apparently responsible for.

[Hatch]

The end of the world tomorrow would be good.

 

The wife is going to Spain for a girlies weekend on Thursday and has been looking forward to it for ages. Anything to **** her off would amuse me.

[sperm_john]

turn it on i say, im a gambling man

[OldNick]

The end of the world tomorrow would be good.

 

The wife is going to Spain for a girlies weekend on Thursday and has been looking forward to it for ages. Anything to **** her off would amuse me.

lol

[Sheaf Saint]

I got made redundant last week. My GF said to me "Don't worry, it's not the end of the world"

 

Looks like she could have been horribly wrong.

[Saint_clark]

I'm actually getting more and more worried as we get closer to it.

Swiss c*nts, let's go over there and destroy the f*cking thing.

[dubai_phil]

Guys, relax, I can happily confirm that absolutely nothing went wrong when the LHC was fired up yesterday.

 

The black holes never materialised, but there seems to have been an unfortunate side effect with regards to time, which now seems to have started to go backwards.

 

Anyway the world hasn't ended, Thursday has become Wednesday and unless they fix it I'll shortly be 18 again so no problemo

[Master Bates]

Do I smoke all my green just in case?

[Saint_clark]

Do I smoke all my green just in case?

 

Get as much together as you can and burn it at strategic points in town to intoxicate the entire population of Southampton.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Guys, relax, I can happily confirm that absolutely nothing went wrong when the LHC was fired up yesterday.

 

The black holes never materialised, but there seems to have been an unfortunate side effect with regards to time, which now seems to have started to go backwards.

 

Anyway the world hasn't ended, Thursday has become Wednesday and unless they fix it I'll shortly be 18 again so no problemo

 

It's not being 18 again that you'll have to worry about. Where do you think you'll be going 18 years after that?

[Saint_clark]

It's not being 18 again that you'll have to worry about. Where do you think you'll be going 18 years after that?

 

Even more worrying is where you'll be going 9 months after that.....

[Durleyfos]

Even more worrying is where you'll be going 9 months after that.....

 

Back in the test tube.

[Johnny Shearer]

Well if it did work and time travel was possible, wouldn't people have come back from the future by now and tell us all about it?

 

Unless they have come back but are in hiding in case they change the future and create paradoxes?

 

OR the thing just blows up hence no one travelling back and warning us?

 

If thats the case Setanta paid a shedload of money for England game and for no reason too.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Well if it did work and time travel was possible, wouldn't people have come back from the future by now and tell us all about it?

 

 

According to Stephen Hawking, if time travel ever exists, it will only be possible to travel back to the time when it was first invented.

[Jillyanne]

According to Stephen Hawking, if time travel ever exists, it will only be possible to travel back to the time when it was first invented.

 

How the hell does he know - and thats rubbish, I wanted to meet George McFly at 'The Enchantment Under the Sea' dance.

[Johnny Shearer]

Hmm, I prefer the Star Trek and sci-fi theories over his theories.

[CabbageFace]

If Steven Hawking is so clever why doesnt he walk.

[OldNick]

If Steven Hawking is so clever why doesnt he walk.

 

I was going to put something on those lines and then thought better of it, by the grace of god and all that.

[Jillyanne]

If Steven Hawking is so clever why doesnt he walk.

 

Lol.

[CabbageFace]

I was going to put something on those lines and then thought better of it, by the grace of god and all that.

 

I might aswell mock him as tomorrow the world will end, all due to that idiot.

[OldNick]

I might aswell mock him as tomorrow the world will end, all due to that idiot.

True, what has he got to live for? He allegedly gets bullied by his carer, and so he might want to get his revenge.

[CabbageFace]

True, what has he got to live for? He allegedly gets bullied by his carer, and so he might want to get his revenge.

 

He should just go back to America and stop annoying us Brits.

[OldNick]

He should just go back to America and stop annoying us Brits.

Is he American, I really didnt know,I cant place his accent as he's always got that bloody eletric razor to his throat.

[Jillyanne]

True, what has he got to live for? He allegedly gets bullied by his carer, and so he might want to get his revenge.

 

I read that as 'he gets bullied by his car'. I did think it was odd, then read it again.

[OldNick]

I read that as 'he gets bullied by his car'. I did think it was odd, then read it again.

it could be that as well.

[Draino76]

Well I wasn't gonna have a drink tonight but I am now. May even have some sex, and try to finish MGS4.

[hypochondriac]

If mr hawking just made stuff up would people just accept it because he said it?

[dubai_phil]

It's not being 18 again that you'll have to worry about. Where do you think you'll be going 18 years after that?

 

 

 

Hmm these days, seems like it was that long since I was last up that way so to speak....

 

 

 

 

 

(must be that time travel thing, because I was sure it was only a week ago...)

 

 

Anyway, panic over ole croaky has it covered

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2710348/Stephen-Hawking-Large-Hadron-Collider-vital-for-humanity.html

[hypochondriac]

Hmm these days, seems like it was that long since I was last up that way so to speak....

 

 

 

 

 

(must be that time travel thing, because I was sure it was only a week ago...)

 

 

Anyway, panic over ole croaky has it covered

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2710348/Stephen-Hawking-Large-Hadron-Collider-vital-for-humanity.html

 

Most brilliant mind of a generation yet still stumped by a flight of stairs

[dubai_phil]

Most brilliant mind of a generation yet still stumped by a flight of stairs

 

Mind you, so were the Daleks until they re-invented Doctor Who....

 

Now NOWHERE is safe

[Dog]

I would just like to say that I have big contacts with a worldwide company that have been doing this experiment for 18 months alot closer than you think, i guess that had to prove it worked before they can publicise it. And it does work.

[Master Bates]

I would just like to say that I have big contacts with a worldwide company that have been doing this experiment for 18 months alot closer than you think, i guess that had to prove it worked before they can publicise it. And it does work.

 

How much did they pay you to say that?

[Kadeem Hardison]

I am looking forward to getting sucked off by this black ho everyone is talking about.

[OldNick]

I am looking forward to getting sucked off by this black ho everyone is talking about.

you are wasted only having 3 posts a day...or are you just wasted

[benjii]

I would just like to say that I have big contacts with a worldwide company that have been doing this experiment for 18 months alot closer than you think, i guess that had to prove it worked before they can publicise it. And it does work.

 

Tis true.

 

There's a Large Hadron Collider in Tesco Millbrook car-park.

[maxi_sopez]

Im gonna use this blackhole as a chat up line, have sex with me we all gonna die soon lets get going....! I AM SURE IT WILL WORK