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Not been for ages ( 25 yrs or so )

 

Is it still a good day out for families? Yes

 

And is it worth the admission fee. yes

 

 

Went last year. Your ticket is valid 'till the end of the season, so if there are attractions you can't visit you can go back later in the year to finish them off.

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Went last year. Your ticket is valid 'till the end of the season, so if there are attractions you can't visit you can go back later in the year to finish them off.

 

That's a brilliantly simple idea. Why don't places like Alton Towers do that?

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"Longleat is working with all relevant professional authorities to try and establish how the positive reading has occurred in a closed negative colony."

 

Slut Monkeys

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"Longleat is working with all relevant professional authorities to try and establish how the positive reading has occurred in a closed negative colony."

 

Slut Monkeys

 

Im guessing Wiltshire Saint got out of the his car...

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I'm going with the wife and kids in a couple of weeks; we last went about 3 years ago and the kids loved it then; shame about the monkeys though.....

 

We're using Tesco Clubcard vouchers as you can quadruple the value at places such as Longleat, Legoland, etc, which makes it a cheap day out.

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I'm going with the wife and kids in a couple of weeks; we last went about 3 years ago and the kids loved it then; shame about the monkeys though.....

 

We're using Tesco Clubcard vouchers as you can quadruple the value at places such as Longleat, Legoland, etc, which makes it a cheap day out.

 

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Are these tickets valid until the end of the season limited to the family that bought them?

 

Or could they be 'borrowed' by Hatch and family, then returned to rightful owner, f'rinstance.

 

Just a thought.

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I went in 1977 as a kid with my folks

 

We had an old Vauxhall Viva, the monkeys caused so much damage to it, the insurance company wrote it off

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Are these tickets valid until the end of the season limited to the family that bought them?

 

Or could they be 'borrowed' by Hatch and family, then returned to rightful owner, f'rinstance.

 

Just a thought.

 

No you can 'lend'...you can normally find a few on Ebay for the House, Gardens etc....where people didnt go in them.

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Haven't been for years. Last trip was for a Doctor Who convention...

 

Was standing in line for one exhibit when this thump and a hand clasped my shoulder from behind, I turned round all aggressive to find

 

A Cyberman.

 

 

Jeez I know I was there with the (ex) wife and kids but my first thought was how do I get the stain outta my pants, followed by the site of the family laughing their heads off, apparently he'd given them an electronic wink to get them quietly out the way..

 

Never been back, still haunts me to this day. Having seen Panorama last week maybe I can still sue for PTSD...

 

Meanwhile have been past twice on way to Glasto. They got one of those CentreParcs or something now?

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Last we went we saw a man feeding the monkeys £20 notes!

When asked why he was doing it , he said read the sign?

It read :Please do not feed the Monkeys any food ie banana's, nuts or bread! £20 FINE.

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