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You were watching the Kate Garraway advert nes pas?

 

I wouldn't drink it. Unless it was a matter of life or death on a desert island somewhere.

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I agree.My wife once lactated over me whilst we were having vigourous sex.That was very enjoyable.:D

 

Your'e the lucky one,my son just vomited his over my face,that was not enjoyable...but oh, how we laughed :(

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Did you know that a woman can lactate years after she's had a baby?

 

Just thought I'd share that information with you :)

 

I lactate now and i've never had a baby

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This has gone a bit weird.

 

That is the "No sh1t?" post of the day.

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I am lactating from my penis after reading this thread. I particularly enjoyed spurting my creamy fluid whilst reading the it about Pip87 lactating.

 

Wasn't just me then,groovy.

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TRUE.

I just received this in an e-mail from freecycle!

 

"does anyone have an electric breast pump that they have finished with?

I do have a manual one but need a bit more oomph!!!!

many thanks

Can collect at your convenience

 

(name deleted to protect the innocent)"

 

SS?

 

...a bit more oomph? (!!! indeed)

 

I was going to offer my services, what with Mrs H away for the weekend!

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You are very odd sometimes.

 

No Jillyanne its not odd,,,,,for us boys its a turn on. Just a bit sweet:D

But don't worry Girl if you have dried up and you are at the stage that you can now tuck em in the top of your socks, All is not lost, Mummy's milk is nice but the real deal is fresh dew off the old Lilly:smt008

Posted
You are very odd sometimes.

 

No Jillyanne its not odd,,,,,for us boys its a turn on. Just a bit sweet:D

But don't worry Girl if you have dried up and you are at the stage that you can now tuck em in the top of your socks, All is not lost, Mummy's milk is nice but the real deal is fresh dew off the old Lilly:smt008

Posted
No Jillyanne its not odd,,,,,for us boys its a turn on. Just a bit sweet:D

But don't worry Girl if you have dried up and you are at the stage that you can now tuck em in the top of your socks, All is not lost, Mummy's milk is nice but the real deal is fresh dew off the old Lilly:smt008

 

I have never had children and never will thank god.

Posted
No Jillyanne its not odd,,,,,for us boys its a turn on. Just a bit sweet:D

But don't worry Girl if you have dried up and you are at the stage that you can now tuck em in the top of your socks, All is not lost, Mummy's milk is nice but the real deal is fresh dew off the old Lilly:smt008

 

I have never had children and never will thank god.

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I have never had children and never will thank god.

 

ooooh Jill you little tease, That means your still up together ( your Lilly can suck a golf ball through a hose):cool:...Hope your man appreciates what a little gem he has:cool:

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I have never had children and never will thank god.

 

ooooh Jill you little tease, That means your still up together ( your Lilly can suck a golf ball through a hose):cool:...Hope your man appreciates what a little gem he has:cool:

Posted
TRUE.

I just received this in an e-mail from freecycle!

 

"does anyone have an electric breast pump that they have finished with?

I do have a manual one but need a bit more oomph!!!!

many thanks

Can collect at your convenience

 

(name deleted to protect the innocent)"

 

SS?

 

...a bit more oomph? (!!! indeed)

 

I was going to offer my services, what with Mrs H away for the weekend!

 

 

Not me

Posted
TRUE.

I just received this in an e-mail from freecycle!

 

"does anyone have an electric breast pump that they have finished with?

I do have a manual one but need a bit more oomph!!!!

many thanks

Can collect at your convenience

 

(name deleted to protect the innocent)"

 

SS?

 

...a bit more oomph? (!!! indeed)

 

I was going to offer my services, what with Mrs H away for the weekend!

 

 

Not me

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