Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Which way do you wipe? Front to back or back to front? Some wronguns do go for the sh:ttyb::lll::ks approach so i'm told...
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home?
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Posted 4 September, 2008 Right to left. The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home? H. Use the bidet?
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Z. Ram your bum in the basin and use the flush and power of Bloo.
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home? Ever had to use your socks?
Arizona Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home? Is the dog being used in a licking or wiping context here? Makes a big difference.
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Is the dog being used in a licking or wiping context here? Makes a big difference. Only when the next person comes home and gives the dog a big hug :shock:
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Ever had to use your socks? Only once Is the dog being used in a licking or wiping context here? Makes a big difference. Wiping using the dogs tail, if your dog doesn't have a tail then licking.
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 How does Goatse wipe? Goatse doesn't wipe, as nothing touches the sides :shock:
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Use a broken bottle Plastic or glass?
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 That's whats wives are for. And kids.
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Gary glitter is in limbo at the moment, Limbo says "He pay me ten dollar, very good"
saint_stevo Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 i have wiped with an old glove and a scorecard before when getting caught short on the golf course
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Posted 4 September, 2008 I remember almost sh:tting myself on a night fishing trip one night...i ran into the bushes and relieved myself...only to discover i was surrounded by bushes with a particularly waxy leaf...was a messy, messy affair...
simo Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Wow only this morning was i thinking of starting the exact same fred spooky ! 2 backwards and 2 forwards by the way!
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Wow only this morning was i thinking of starting the exact same fred spooky ! 2 backwards and 2 forwards by the way! Only this morning I was thinkng, wouldn't it be spooky if someone started a thread that someone else spookingly thought about that same morning.
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Posted 4 September, 2008 Wow only this morning was i thinking of starting the exact same fred spooky ! 2 backwards and 2 forwards by the way! Otherwise known as the Paula Abdul
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