Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Which way do you wipe? Front to back or back to front? Some wronguns do go for the sh:ttyb::lll::ks approach so i'm told... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Right to left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Right to left. The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home? H. Use the bidet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Z. Ram your bum in the basin and use the flush and power of Bloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home? Ever had to use your socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Do you, A. Wipe with your right hand from front to back? B. Wipe with your left hand from front to back? C. Wipe with your left hand from back to front? D. Wipe with your right hand from back to front? E. Don't wipe at all? F. Use your dog? G. Wait till you get home? Is the dog being used in a licking or wiping context here? Makes a big difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Is the dog being used in a licking or wiping context here? Makes a big difference. Only when the next person comes home and gives the dog a big hug :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 How does Goatse wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Ever had to use your socks? Only once Is the dog being used in a licking or wiping context here? Makes a big difference. Wiping using the dogs tail, if your dog doesn't have a tail then licking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 How does Goatse wipe? Goatse doesn't wipe, as nothing touches the sides :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Great Thread =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Use a broken bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Use a broken bottle Plastic or glass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Glass, of course my horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I use coarse sandpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 That's whats wives are for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 That's whats wives are for. And kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Gary glitter is in limbo at the moment, Limbo says "He pay me ten dollar, very good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 i have wiped with an old glove and a scorecard before when getting caught short on the golf course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I remember almost sh:tting myself on a night fishing trip one night...i ran into the bushes and relieved myself...only to discover i was surrounded by bushes with a particularly waxy leaf...was a messy, messy affair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Wow only this morning was i thinking of starting the exact same fred spooky ! 2 backwards and 2 forwards by the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Wow only this morning was i thinking of starting the exact same fred spooky ! 2 backwards and 2 forwards by the way! Only this morning I was thinkng, wouldn't it be spooky if someone started a thread that someone else spookingly thought about that same morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 4 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Wow only this morning was i thinking of starting the exact same fred spooky ! 2 backwards and 2 forwards by the way! Otherwise known as the Paula Abdul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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