American Election

[CabbageFace]

 

Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela.

 

The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks.

 

Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.

 

Lizard from the planet rogan josh on sector 34, according to David Iche and John Nada

[OldNick]

Where did you get that picture from? That was from our first date when I refused to sleep with her and so she went and got the gun to force herself on me.

[Master Bates]

Where did you get that picture from? That was from our first date when I refused to sleep with her and so she went and got the gun to force herself on me.

 

Off you more like

[Hatch]

I'll give 2 weeks before 'never seen before' nudey pics of her get on the web.

[OldNick]

Off you more like

Thankyou MB.

[Master Bates]

I'll give 2 weeks before 'never seen before' nudey pics of her get on the web.

 

Already been done, google 'Palin topless'

 

Love ya nickh

[OldNick]

I'll give 2 weeks before 'never seen before' nudey pics of her get on the web.

Oh do we have to wait that long? Thank god the ones of Hilary Clinton never surfaced

[Master Bates]

Oh do we have to wait that long? Thank god the ones of Hilary Clinton never surfaced

 

Oh, but one did

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

she's still a MILF

 

Is she buggery, definitely a MIWLF.

[saint lard]

Sarah Palin gives me the horn.

[OldNick]

Is she buggery, definitely a MIWLF.

Thats ok , one mans meat an all that.

[BadgerBadger]

MILF me up alright- she can **** my rifle and ram home another round any day.

Man alive someone mop my brow