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i did not mean that..infact, that sort of sentance is horrifically saints IMO

 

I know you didnt, hence my gay ;) thing at the end.

 

********, we do have a club and so we have the right to expect them to perform

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I know you didnt, hence my gay ;) thing at the end.

 

********, we do have a club and so we have the right to expect them to perform

 

 

only 'unambitious' saints fans would sit there and knit their youghurts together in a tree hugging, may pole skipping way and be happy with their lot at the fact the club is saved..

 

meanwhile, in the real world..

the club is saved and we have to move forward and quickly...real business people dont really slow down and skip all day picking daiseys and thank their lucky stars..

 

onwards and upwards as quickly as possible...

 

we need new players and need them now..

 

 

 

(imo)

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only 'unambitious' saints fans would sit there and knit their youghurts together in a tree hugging, may pole skipping way and be happy with their lot at the fact the club is saved..

 

meanwhile, in the real world..

the club is saved and we have to move forward and quickly...real business people dont really slow down and skip all day picking daiseys and thank their lucky stars..

 

onwards and upwards as quickly as possible...

 

we need new players and need them now..

 

 

 

(imo)

 

Agreed, -10 or no -10, we need to kick on this season

Posted

I dread the Millwall game the way things are going. Stern refuses to stay and Saga and Rasiak are both likely to go as well. The way we are shipping out players we will be back to the junior team. It is a cause for concern that time is running out with no sign of importing sensible recruits for our league season ahead. I still remain confident that we will be ok this season but my expectations are lowering as time goes by.

Posted (edited)
Who the f*** do you think you are?

 

Either the Artful Dodger (got to pick a pocket or twoooo, got to pick a pocket or two) or Craig David (I met her on Monday, cut long story short I ****ged her all weekend!!)

Edited by Big Bad Bob
Posted
Either the Artful Dodger (got a pick a pocket or twoooo, got to pick or pocket or two) or Craig David (I met her on Monday, cut long story short I ****ged her all weekend!!)

 

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Posted
re re wind, and the crowd say Bo, Seleeeeecta.

 

Who the f*** do you think you are?

 

Either the Artful Dodger (got to pick a pocket or twoooo, got to pick a pocket or two) or Craig David (I met her on Monday, cut long story short I ****ged her all weekend!!)

 

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

 

There, there's the whole conversation for you (in chronological order too)!

 

Can you work it out now?

Posted
There, there's the whole conversation for you (in chronological order too)!

 

Can you work it out now?

 

We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Posted
I was putting forward Mr Craig David as a candidate, knobcheese. ;)

 

I don't think they get "modern" music in Jersey, their gramophones can't play them new fangled shiny disc things!!

 

Mind you Bo Selecta is from a while ago, 1999?

Posted
I don't think they get "modern" music in Jersey, their gramophones can't play them new fangled shiny disc things!!

 

Mind you Bo Selecta is from a while ago, 1999?

 

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Posted
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

 

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

 

Kinky to complimentary in the space of 3 posts, you're good :p

Posted
Hmm, I think you may be "challenged" by other things too :confused:

 

Haha great comeback................. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Posted
Haha great comeback................. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

 

I think it called senseofhumourphillia but then you may fail to get that too!!

Posted
I'm already cherishing the initial misconceptions I had about you.

 

If I knew the lyrics to another Craig David song I would quote them now just to keep you wondering. To be honest I think I lost it at knobcheese.

Posted
If I knew the lyrics to another Craig David song I would quote them now just to keep you wondering. To be honest I think I lost it at knobcheese.

 

Tbh you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Posted
If I knew the lyrics to another Craig David song I would quote them now just to keep you wondering. To be honest I think I lost it at knobcheese.

 

Now hold on a minute, it's not very often you see Craig David and song in the same sentence!

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